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(CBC)   🎶 I don't want to wait - for that bear to maul me 🎶   (cbc.ca) divider line
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2022-10-04 6:53:33 PM  
It's called Bear Mountain for a reason.
 
2022-10-04 7:56:31 PM  
Saw him Saturday in Vegas. Didn't seem particularly hairy.
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2022-10-04 8:44:51 PM  
Stay the f*ck away from bears.
 
2022-10-04 9:06:02 PM  
They tried to pet it I bet.
 
2022-10-04 10:04:39 PM  
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2022-10-04 10:07:17 PM  
Hmm. No bear spray or bear bangers. Why in the fark would you be out on a trail in northern BC without one or both of those? Might as well slather yourself in A-1 steak sauce.
 
2022-10-04 10:12:40 PM  
Lady had a tender heart said friends, family, Bear
 
2022-10-04 10:13:46 PM  

Russ1642: bear bangers


Bear sausage ain't that good
 
2022-10-04 10:16:56 PM  
Man 1: oh look some grizzly bear scat.
Man 2: how do you know its grizzly?
Man 1: it smells like pepper spray and has little chunks of air horn in it.
 
2022-10-04 10:17:46 PM  

Dasher McHappenstance: It's called Bear Mountain for a reason.


You just ruined a lot of gay men's vacation plans.
 
2022-10-04 10:18:13 PM  
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2022-10-04 10:18:36 PM  
#1 threat to (North) America!
 
2022-10-04 10:22:19 PM  

Russ1642: Hmm. No bear spray or bear bangers. Why in the fark would you be out on a trail in northern BC without one or both of those? Might as well slather yourself in A-1 steak sauce.


I was all through there and Northern Alberta 3 weeks ago. Saw 7 different bears.

People are nuts. And they taste good to bears.
 
2022-10-04 10:22:21 PM  

Rev.K: Stay the f*ck away from bears.


Ain't nothin' anywhere
like a big black bear
'long as he's a half a mile from you.
 
2022-10-04 10:30:32 PM  

puffy999: Russ1642: bear bangers

Bear sausage ain't that good


It's delicious.
 
2022-10-04 10:30:42 PM  
Subby...that headline is hysterical, but I want to kill you for getting it in my head.
 
2022-10-04 10:36:51 PM  

mcsiegs: Subby...that headline is hysterical, but I want to kill you for getting it in my head.


Watch an episode of South Park.
 
2022-10-04 10:38:15 PM  
Hey, what's going on in this thread?
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2022-10-04 10:44:51 PM  
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2022-10-04 10:50:36 PM  
They climbed bear mountain with out any bear protection and forgetting the #1 rules when it comes to hiking in the woods.   Don't be the slowest one in the group.

Since all 3 were attacked it seems like they may have tried to help each other which is a big fail when your up against a bear.
Had 1 been the coward and ran they could have been helped mh sooner
 
2022-10-04 10:53:14 PM  

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It looks like more of a pound.
 
2022-10-04 11:05:41 PM  
"Apparently guarding its victims"  So it is a kidnapping case as well.
 
2022-10-04 11:19:13 PM  
It's autumn, last chance to fatten up. bears that would have ignored you in June now look at you as dinner
 
2022-10-04 11:22:11 PM  
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2022-10-05 12:48:39 AM  

Dasher McHappenstance: It's called Bear Mountain for a reason.


Right? Seems like the bear took them under fair game rules.
 
2022-10-05 2:28:52 AM  
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2022-10-05 6:20:48 AM  
officers shot and killed a large boar black bear nearby

I bet they'd have simply relocated it had it been a polar bear.
 
2022-10-05 5:04:15 PM  
Why gild the lily, submitter? The original lyric was perfect.

/...for our lives to be over
//victim was remembered as "tender-hearted"
///three slashes gets you inside the bear where it's warm
 
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