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(UPI)   ♫ My baby takes the morning train ♫ ... well once the swan has been removed from the tracks   (upi.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Rail transport, Rail tracks, Network Rail's Wessex route, Network Rail, Locomotive, Rail profile, morning commuters, Wessex route  
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691 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2022 at 1:41 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-05 1:56:47 AM  
There were five swans on the other track...
 
2022-10-05 2:23:26 AM  
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2022-10-05 2:29:11 AM  
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2022-10-05 2:30:48 AM  
FTA:it was safely captured and put in a bag for restraint.

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2022-10-05 3:13:02 AM  
I'm a swan!!!  I'm a SWAAAAN!   suck my diiiiick!! I'M A SWAAAN!!
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2022-10-05 3:19:35 AM  
So, when all those commuters finally got to work, what did they tell their bosses?

"Terribly sorry sir, but I was unavoidably delayed.  There was a swan on the tracks, and the authorities wouldn't let us proceed until they were safely removed."

I've known some bosses a(nd teenagers) that would deliberately swerve to hit small mammals in the road because running them over was hilarious and felt good.
 
2022-10-05 5:28:58 AM  
Fark swans, they're assholes second only to geese.
 
2022-10-05 5:30:10 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: So, when all those commuters finally got to work, what did they tell their bosses?

"Terribly sorry sir, but I was unavoidably delayed.  There was a swan on the tracks, and the authorities wouldn't let us proceed until they were safely removed."

I've known some bosses a(nd teenagers) that would deliberately swerve to hit small mammals in the road because running them over was hilarious and felt good.


Ah, future serial killers.
 
2022-10-05 6:05:29 AM  
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Hey guys check out my new gym bag.
 
2022-10-05 7:54:42 AM  

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Hey guys check out my new gym bag.


Is that Mayfield?  From Mandolorian?
 
2022-10-05 7:58:01 AM  
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2022-10-05 8:33:36 AM  
There is precedent...

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2022-10-05 8:47:07 AM  

Nick Nostril: There is precedent...

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Well, that sucked.  No footage of cobra chicken on the offensive?  Weaksauce.
 
2022-10-05 10:53:35 AM  
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2022-10-05 10:54:59 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Nick Nostril: There is precedent...

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Well, that sucked.  No footage of cobra chicken on the offensive?  Weaksauce.


Watch the rest of the video!
 
2022-10-05 12:04:26 PM  
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