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2022-10-04 8:04:14 PM  
Well I need to vomit, scub myself with a stiff brush and take a shower
 
2022-10-04 8:05:37 PM  
who?
 
2022-10-04 8:06:01 PM  
I would have thrown him overboard.
 
2022-10-04 8:07:27 PM  

some_beer_drinker: who?


A character from a nursery rhyme
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the girls came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.
 
2022-10-04 8:08:21 PM  
The father witnessed it, and did not immediately kill him?
 
2022-10-04 8:09:02 PM  
Accused, not convicted  It's a cruise ship, certainly they have camera footage if it really happened.
 
2022-10-04 8:09:34 PM  

alechemist: some_beer_drinker: who?

A character from a nursery rhyme
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the girls came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.


It's variously attributed to be about George Villiers or George the iv of England.
 
2022-10-04 8:09:57 PM  
Canadian game show host?
 
2022-10-04 8:10:05 PM  

RogermcAllen: Accused, not convicted  It's a cruise ship, certainly they have camera footage if it really happened.


Wow, welcome to the rape apologist farkie.
 
2022-10-04 8:10:21 PM  
MAN OVERBOARD!
 
2022-10-04 8:11:48 PM  

some_beer_drinker: who?


Carnival Cruise Line?

It's like if your drunk uncle was a boat.
 
2022-10-04 8:12:15 PM  
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2022-10-04 8:12:21 PM  

Lizard: MAN OVERBOARD!


Paul Lynde
Youtube onkCbzMUI7M
 
2022-10-04 8:13:45 PM  

ace in your face: I would have thrown him overboard.

 
2022-10-04 8:14:01 PM  

Kalyco Jack: some_beer_drinker: who?

Carnival Cruise Line?

It's like if your drunk uncle was a boat.


Wait, it wasn'tthe Kid Rock cruise?
 
2022-10-04 8:20:36 PM  

ace in your face: RogermcAllen: Accused, not convicted  It's a cruise ship, certainly they have camera footage if it really happened.

Wow, welcome to the rape apologist farkie.


Welcome to fark Mr. I believe everything I read on the internet guy.

Hope that never gets you in trouble.  Oh who am I kidding, I don't give a shiat. Make yourself look foolish.
 
2022-10-04 8:22:21 PM  

puffy999: Canadian game show host?


Trebek?  Monty Hall?  Alan Thicke?
 
2022-10-04 8:23:56 PM  

alechemist: some_beer_drinker: who?

A character from a nursery rhyme
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.


Ftfy
 
2022-10-04 8:24:11 PM  

alechemist: some_beer_drinker: who?

A character from a nursery rhyme
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the girls came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.


Not when the boys came out to play?
 
2022-10-04 8:24:24 PM  

alechemist: some_beer_drinker: who?

A character from a nursery rhyme
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the girls came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.


Also known as the incel origin story.
 
2022-10-04 8:24:40 PM  
Real money says he's a republican who can't shut up about how LGBTQ+ folks are "groomers".
 
2022-10-04 8:24:47 PM  
That is so incredibly disgusting.  Do you have any idea what kinds of things 5 year olds put in their mouth?
 
2022-10-04 8:25:17 PM  
Yay, glad to see the internet tradition of guilty oif you are accused of something to do with a child is still going strong. We've never seen that destroy innocent lives before.
 
2022-10-04 8:26:57 PM  

MythDragon: That is so incredibly disgusting.  Do you have any idea what kinds of things 5 year olds put in their mouth?


Especially the ones who go to church!
 
2022-10-04 8:28:14 PM  

Spartapuss: Kalyco Jack: some_beer_drinker: who?

Carnival Cruise Line?

It's like if your drunk uncle was a boat.

Wait, it wasn'tthe Kid Rock cruise?


Well I suppose Kid Rock is someone's drunk uncle.

Alright, Farkers, fess up: which one of you is it?
 
2022-10-04 8:29:43 PM  

ace in your face: I would have thrown him overboard.


You would have had an open-n-shut attempted murder case against you.
 
2022-10-04 8:31:30 PM  

BlazeTrailer: ace in your face: I would have thrown him overboard.

You would have had an open-n-shut attempted murder case against you.


Attempted? Not familiar with a cruise ship?

/jury might not convict
 
2022-10-04 8:31:38 PM  
Excellent headline!
 
2022-10-04 8:33:14 PM  
You shouldn't be kissing someone else's 5-year-old daughter at all, especially if you're male, unless you're a relative or close family friend and already have a close relationship with her.

Kissing her on the mouth? That's an arrestin'
 
2022-10-04 8:34:51 PM  
So many Fark pedo apologists. Can't say I'm all that surprised.
 
2022-10-04 8:35:36 PM  

Billy Liar: puffy999: Canadian game show host?

Trebek?  Monty Hall?  Alan Thicke?


The one they made fun of on European Vacation.
 
2022-10-04 8:37:16 PM  
Was she hot??
 
2022-10-04 8:37:17 PM  

MythDragon: That is so incredibly disgusting.  Do you have any idea what kinds of things 5 year olds put in their mouth?


i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2022-10-04 8:37:35 PM  

RogermcAllen: Accused, not convicted  It's a cruise ship, certainly they have camera footage if it really happened.


Holy pedophile enablement, Batman!
 
2022-10-04 8:38:14 PM  

srgrobe: Was she hot??


Ah, there's a bit of old Fark shining through. Thanks for the laugh.
 
2022-10-04 8:38:43 PM  

JeffMD: Yay, glad to see the internet tradition of guilty oif you are accused of something to do with a child is still going strong. We've never seen that destroy innocent lives before.


The pedophile apologists are out in force tonight.
 
2022-10-04 8:40:05 PM  

BlazeTrailer: ace in your face: I would have thrown him overboard.

You would have had an open-n-shut attempted murder case against you.


If someone sexually assaults my child I'm going to kill them. I'm fine with risking jail to do so. As a sexual assault survivor myself I know how deeply and eternally damaging that shiat is.
 
2022-10-04 8:46:39 PM  

RogermcAllen: Accused, not convicted  It's a cruise ship, certainly they have camera footage if it really happened.


BlazeTrailer: ace in your face: I would have thrown him overboard.

You would have had an open-n-shut attempted murder case against you.


You miss the point of the 'overboard' statement.

IF it happened
and IF dad was right there

Dad tossing the guy overboard is not necessarily an incorrect action.
Heat of the moment, "I lost my mind, yer honor..."

Dads can be insanely protective of their daughters.

And finding a full jury to convict would be near impossible.
 
2022-10-04 8:49:21 PM  
Holy Jesus, the comments. There's actually people on there defending this guy saying the father didn't really know what kind of kiss it was so he shouldn't be getting all pissed off and making assumptions.
 
2022-10-04 8:49:57 PM  

allears: You shouldn't be kissing someone else's 5-year-old daughter at all, especially if you're male, unless you're a relative or close family friend and already have a close relationship with her.

Kissing her on the mouth? That's an arrestin'


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2022-10-04 8:49:58 PM  
Alestorm - Keelhauled (with lyrics)
Youtube 0zSDvZ6S39Y

Pretty SFW mugshot given the circumstances.  Can you keelhaul with a cruise ship?
 
2022-10-04 8:50:31 PM  

JeffMD: Yay, glad to see the internet tradition of guilty oif you are accused of something to do with a child is still going strong. We've never seen that destroy innocent lives before.


I assume the MD on your name is not medical doctor. I'm guessing it's massive douche
 
2022-10-04 8:51:49 PM  

Biledriver: [YouTube video: Alestorm - Keelhauled (with lyrics)]
Pretty SFW mugshot given the circumstances.  Can you keelhaul with a cruise ship?


Depends on the captain.
 
2022-10-04 8:53:48 PM  

Hey Nurse!: JeffMD: Yay, glad to see the internet tradition of guilty oif you are accused of something to do with a child is still going strong. We've never seen that destroy innocent lives before.

I assume the MD on your name is not medical doctor. I'm guessing it's massive douche


Do you kiss other peoples' 5 yos w/ that mouth!?
 
2022-10-04 8:54:45 PM  

Billy Liar: puffy999: Canadian game show host?

Trebek?  Monty Hall?  Alan Thicke?


Richard Dawson?
 
2022-10-04 8:59:39 PM  

Lizard: MAN OVERBOARD!


silently slid over the side is more like it...
 
2022-10-04 9:02:24 PM  

meanmutton: JeffMD: Yay, glad to see the internet tradition of guilty oif you are accused of something to do with a child is still going strong. We've never seen that destroy innocent lives before.

The pedophile apologists are out in force tonight.


My farkies are spot on.
 
2022-10-04 9:04:00 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: RogermcAllen: Accused, not convicted  It's a cruise ship, certainly they have camera footage if it really happened.

BlazeTrailer: ace in your face: I would have thrown him overboard.

You would have had an open-n-shut attempted murder case against you.

You miss the point of the 'overboard' statement.

IF it happened
and IF dad was right there

Dad tossing the guy overboard is not necessarily an incorrect action.
Heat of the moment, "I lost my mind, yer honor..."

Dads can be insanely protective of their daughters.

And finding a full jury to convict would be near impossible.


Dad is the one who saw the kiss.
 
2022-10-04 9:05:34 PM  

ace in your face: I would have thrown him overboard.


99.9% of everything said after "I would have" is a lie.  So, no, you wouldn't have
 
2022-10-04 9:08:00 PM  
There must be a whole lot of Elon's bots in here calling everyone they don't like a pedophile.

/doin' it right?
 
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