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3433 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Oct 2022 at 5:35 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 3:46:23 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-10-04 3:47:36 PM  
Oh, FFS!  Are they going to claim NARA is working with Dems to try and frame Trump now?  WTF?
 
2022-10-04 3:50:20 PM  

OldRod: Oh, FFS!  Are they going to claim NARA is working with Dems to try and frame Trump now?  WTF?


Yes. Yes they will.
 
2022-10-04 3:52:48 PM  
We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.
 
2022-10-04 3:55:15 PM  

NewportBarGuy: We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.


Prepare yourself for Speaker of the House Gym Jordan
 
2022-10-04 3:56:47 PM  
House Republicans trying to muddy the waters with their little witch hunt
 
2022-10-04 4:08:04 PM  

OldRod: NewportBarGuy: We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.

Prepare yourself for Speaker of the House Gym Jordan


Nah... f*ck this place. I'm out.
 
2022-10-04 4:20:02 PM  
"Democrat Legislative Branch."
 
2022-10-04 4:22:28 PM  

Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."


So, now the Republicans are their own branch of government?  Yep, sounds about like something they'd do
 
2022-10-04 4:27:09 PM  

OldRod: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

So, now the Republicans are their own branch of government?  Yep, sounds about like something they'd do


My guess is that this is an extension of calling the Democratic Party the "Democrat Party" to own the libs or something.
 
2022-10-04 5:00:43 PM  
Lol, sure. NARA should make them all public simultaneously. Months and months of "Ah jeez boss we're missing *this* too, I think FPOTUS took it during the transition, what do you want us to do?" followed by "goddammit, more? Okay, we still haven't got all that other stuff, can this guy give us a farkin' break? This is a nightmare! I'll let [xxxxx] know, just stand by for now."
 
2022-10-04 5:16:25 PM  
If you think they're bad now wait until they take over the House, they'll be impeaching people daily they don't like.

"Fauci, your turn!"
"Kamala, your turn!"
 
2022-10-04 5:18:00 PM  
Ask again when it's been to a committee vote. Overwise fark off.

--NARA
 
2022-10-04 5:37:31 PM  

Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."


Which means NARA doesn't have anything to turn over, because there is no such thing as "Democrat Legislative Branch".  Words have meanings.
 
2022-10-04 5:38:17 PM  
For some reason, every time a liberal/Democrat/progressive breaks the law, Republicans want to throw the book at them and put them away, yet when a Republican breaks the law, they want to throw out the law and arrest law enforcement?

Very telling.....
 
2022-10-04 5:39:51 PM  

Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."


"We have no record of any correspondence with any "Democrat Legislative Branch" official and therefore are unable to comply with your request.

Bless your heart,
NARA"
 
2022-10-04 5:41:19 PM  
Counter proposal:

The entire GOP lines up to drink my balls.
 
2022-10-04 5:43:17 PM  

OldRod: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

So, now the Republicans are their own branch of government?  Yep, sounds about like something they'd do


Oh they've done it before. Remember when Cheney claimed the VP was a quasi-fourth branch?
 
2022-10-04 5:45:09 PM  

Shostie: OldRod: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

So, now the Republicans are their own branch of government?  Yep, sounds about like something they'd do

My guess is that this is an extension of calling the Democratic Party the "Democrat Party" to own the libs or something.


I still can't get my head around the idea that any actual (alleged) adult could be so face-implodingly stupid as to actually engage in this kind of utterly childish behavior.

And yet the "liberal" media will continue to treat the GQP as very serious, respectable people who deserve to be listened to, absolutely positively no matter what.
 
2022-10-04 5:45:55 PM  

NM Volunteer: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

Which means NARA doesn't have anything to turn over, because there is no such thing as "Democrat Legislative Branch".  Words have meanings.


Yep

Like
fark off dillweed
 
2022-10-04 5:45:56 PM  
Next up for scrutiny, anyone that has ever called the fire department...
 
2022-10-04 5:49:12 PM  
This will get him reinstated for sure! Lookout Democraticists
 
2022-10-04 5:50:36 PM  

OldRod: NewportBarGuy: We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.

Prepare yourself for Speaker of the House Gym Jordan


The voting hasn't even started.

The only polls I believe in are Stripper Polls and official voting results after the conclusion of an election.
 
2022-10-04 5:50:48 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: OldRod: Oh, FFS!  Are they going to claim NARA is working with Dems to try and frame Trump now?  WTF?

Yes. Yes they will.


Good morning yes the media will not call them out on this and yes people will believe it.
 
2022-10-04 5:51:18 PM  

iheartscotch: OldRod: NewportBarGuy: We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.

Prepare yourself for Speaker of the House Gym Jordan

The voting hasn't even started.

The only polls I believe in are Stripper Polls and official voting results after the conclusion of an election.


False. Absentee ballots are printed and delivered in many states.
 
2022-10-04 5:51:29 PM  

NM Volunteer: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

Which means NARA doesn't have anything to turn over, because there is no such thing as "Democrat Legislative Branch".  Words have meanings.


*snert*.. that's actually pretty damn smart. They wanna make sure any comms from Rethuglicans are left out, even if it's not damning to the immediate case.

They are fascist traitors. Literally. All of them.
 
2022-10-04 5:51:39 PM  

NewportBarGuy: We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.


Of course we're not going to keep the house. Of course we're not going to keep the Senate either. It virtually doesn't matter how bad the Republican candidates are Republican voters will vote for them and enough Independents are stupid that they will win. And the Democrats have far too much continued to play like we're dealing with rational people which is killing us
 
2022-10-04 5:51:51 PM  
NARA hasn't been communicating with Congress. They were communicating with Trump. When Trump stalled for ages, they forwarded the problem to the Justice Dept. The first anybody heard about this issue outside of NARA and Trump was when Trump ran to the internet to biatch about the FBI serving a warrant at Mar-a-lago.

Although we all suspected Trump stole lots of government property as he walked out the door. Because he's that kind of person.
 
2022-10-04 5:52:16 PM  
Meanwhile, over at NARA...

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2022-10-04 5:53:07 PM  

a perfectly serviceable can of spooge: Counter proposal:

The entire GOP lines up to drink my balls.


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2022-10-04 5:53:23 PM  
What in the absolute fark does Trump have on these people?

Why are they going above and beyond for this abject moron?
 
2022-10-04 5:53:59 PM  
They'll need a Special Master to review all those documents.
 
2022-10-04 5:54:07 PM  

NM Volunteer: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

Which means NARA doesn't have anything to turn over, because there is no such thing as "Democrat Legislative Branch".  Words have meanings.


And I'm hoping they reply just that. No documents to turn over because no such branch exists. In the most polite, snarky way possible.
 
2022-10-04 5:54:10 PM  

Elliot8654: For some reason, every time a liberal/Democrat/progressive breaks the law, Republicans want to throw the book at them and put them away, yet when a Republican breaks the law, they want to throw out the law and arrest law enforcement?

Very telling.....


Just catching on to that?
 
2022-10-04 5:54:34 PM  

qorkfiend: iheartscotch: OldRod: NewportBarGuy: We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.

Prepare yourself for Speaker of the House Gym Jordan

The voting hasn't even started.

The only polls I believe in are Stripper Polls and official voting results after the conclusion of an election.

False. Absentee ballots are printed and delivered in many states.


And until they are delivered and counted....they're like Schrodinger's Cat. Simultaneously cast and uncast.
 
2022-10-04 5:54:40 PM  

erik-k: I still can't get my head around the idea that any actual (alleged) adult could be so face-implodingly stupid as to actually engage in this kind of utterly childish behavior.


It's total theater for their childish, petty, stupid, and vindictive base. And they eat it up. Hatred and cruelty is the point.
 
2022-10-04 5:54:43 PM  
Their entire playbook has been reduced to:

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2022-10-04 5:55:06 PM  

erik-k: Shostie: OldRod: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

So, now the Republicans are their own branch of government?  Yep, sounds about like something they'd do

My guess is that this is an extension of calling the Democratic Party the "Democrat Party" to own the libs or something.

I still can't get my head around the idea that any actual (alleged) adult could be so face-implodingly stupid as to actually engage in this kind of utterly childish behavior.

And yet the "liberal" media will continue to treat the GQP as very serious, respectable people who deserve to be listened to, absolutely positively no matter what.


The NPR syndrome.
 
2022-10-04 5:55:08 PM  

NM Volunteer: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

Which means NARA doesn't have anything to turn over, because there is no such thing as "Democrat Legislative Branch".  Words have meanings.


They are whining because they were excluded from a meeting.

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2022-10-04 5:56:33 PM  

NewportBarGuy: We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.


31% chance, according to 538.

It's because of all those illegal transexuals inflating the currency in the girls' bathroom while downloading emails off of Hunter Biden's laptop, of course.
 
2022-10-04 5:57:41 PM  

cocozilla: Elliot8654: For some reason, every time a liberal/Democrat/progressive breaks the law, Republicans want to throw the book at them and put them away, yet when a Republican breaks the law, they want to throw out the law and arrest law enforcement?

Very telling.....

Just catching on to that?


Been that way for decades.
Just depressing that it's becoming a valid method now.

I remember the old days of  Traficant and jail.
 
2022-10-04 5:58:23 PM  

OldRod: Oh, FFS!  Are they going to claim NARA is working with Dems to try and frame Trump now?  WTF?


Sen Hawley: You Pretend to be Nonpartisan But You Are Clearly an Extreme Partisan
Youtube dHb2e52TajA

The nominee is pretty partisan.
 
2022-10-04 6:00:18 PM  

Alien Robot: OldRod: Oh, FFS!  Are they going to claim NARA is working with Dems to try and frame Trump now?  WTF?

[YouTube video: Sen Hawley: You Pretend to be Nonpartisan But You Are Clearly an Extreme Partisan]
The nominee is pretty partisan.


You take Hawley seriously? Don't.

Unless he has advice on running away, he can fark himself.
 
2022-10-04 6:00:26 PM  

BeansNfranks: NM Volunteer: Shostie: "Democrat Legislative Branch."

Which means NARA doesn't have anything to turn over, because there is no such thing as "Democrat Legislative Branch".  Words have meanings.

*snert*.. that's actually pretty damn smart. They wanna make sure any comms from Rethuglicans are left out, even if it's not damning to the immediate case.

They are fascist traitors. Literally. All of them.


They weren't invited to a meeting and feel neglected.

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2022-10-04 6:00:29 PM  
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2022-10-04 6:00:32 PM  
Republicans think you can commit any crime you want as long as you're a politician.
 
2022-10-04 6:00:50 PM  

Elliot8654: For some reason, every time a liberal/Democrat/progressive breaks the law, Republicans want to throw the book at them and put them away, yet when a Republican breaks the law, they want to throw out the law and arrest law enforcement?

Very telling.....


Thing is, the liberal/Democrat/progressives want their criminals prosecuted too.
 
2022-10-04 6:01:03 PM  

Geotpf: NewportBarGuy: We're not going to keep the House... goddammit.

31% chance, according to 538.

It's because of all those illegal transexuals inflating the currency in the girls' bathroom while downloading emails off of Hunter Biden's laptop, of course.


Don't forget Crew de Tay.
 
2022-10-04 6:01:38 PM  
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2022-10-04 6:02:04 PM  
"Somebody is signing your name to stupid letters."
 
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