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(MPR News)   Unable to find any actual campaign issues, GOP candidate for MN governor takes a stand against imaginary bathroom furries   (mprnews.org) divider line
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1518 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Oct 2022 at 4:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 4:26:39 PM  
"Why are we telling elementary kids that they get to choose their gender this week? Why do we have litter boxes in some of the school districts so kids can pee in them because they identify as a furry? We've lost our minds," he said.

* Because figuring out your gender before puberty is way easier.
* Because it's a lie and you're literally stupid for being conned into believing it.
* Yes, you have, and worse: you don't care who you harm in so losing your mind.
 
2022-10-04 4:32:35 PM  
fark, again? This litter box fairy-tale just won't die, will it?
 
2022-10-04 4:36:17 PM  
I'm still sad I had to run track instead of getting to take pole dancing in my school.
 
2022-10-04 4:36:21 PM  
"They're real to me, damnit!" might as well be the official GOP slogan.
 
2022-10-04 4:37:04 PM  
'I'll take campaigning on things I read in an email that had at least 6 'fwds: in the subject line, please' - this grifting shiatebag
 
2022-10-04 4:37:56 PM  
This party is all about litter boxes and pee tapes - not really a party I want to be invited to...
 
2022-10-04 4:38:00 PM  

Bootleg: fark, again? This litter box fairy-tale just won't die, will it?


It's a lie so you can see why Republicans love it so much.
 
2022-10-04 4:38:15 PM  
None of these ridiculous lies are believed. Oh sure, the people who already hate the LGBT community "believe" this crap (but not really) and that's it. Everyone else is laughing at conservatives.
 
2022-10-04 4:39:43 PM  

Bootleg: fark, again? This litter box fairy-tale just won't die, will it?


It's very telling about how stupid and gullible these people are and that they will believe just about anything without question.
 
2022-10-04 4:39:51 PM  
This guy is an antivax doctor. What more do you need to know?
 
2022-10-04 4:40:47 PM  
What is it with Republicans wanting schoolkids to be furries and use litterboxes in class? I just don't get it.
 
2022-10-04 4:41:05 PM  
Once again every accusation is a confession. Hey Jensen why don't you wrangle your pedo buddies in the MN GOP before crying about imaginary shiat?
 
2022-10-04 4:41:08 PM  

Dafatone: This guy is an antivax doctor. What more do you need to know?


What time to show up and shiat on his grave?
 
2022-10-04 4:41:26 PM  
Chain letters in the 1980s be like:  "If you flash your headlights at a car without their lights on, they'll murder you"

Chain letters in 2022 be like: "I heard some kids sh*t in a box and like it"
 
2022-10-04 4:41:35 PM  

Bootleg: fark, again? This litter box fairy-tale just won't die, will it?


It's the new "welfare queens driving Cadillacs!"
 
2022-10-04 4:42:05 PM  
On the scale of crazy Minnesotan pols, he's still to the sane side of Michelle Bachmann, but not my too much.
 
2022-10-04 4:42:59 PM  
Does he think all furries are gay?
 
2022-10-04 4:43:33 PM  

kmgenesis23: On the scale of crazy Minnesotan pols, he's still to the sane side of Michelle Bachmann, but not my too much.


But--
No, look --
I mean it's a really low...

Argh! You're not wrong and I hate it.
 
2022-10-04 4:44:32 PM  

KCinPA: Does he think all furries are gay?


Republicans seem to believe that everyone is gay until proven otherwise. Except for themselves. They know they are not gay. Just ask them and they'll tell you all about how NOT gay they are.
 
2022-10-04 4:46:26 PM  
For God's sake, this is so ridiculous. Us furries don't need litter boxes to go to the bathroom; we're not all cats. Some of us are content to go in the corner, or have faculty walk us outside... Hell, as a mouse, I poop in the cereal boxes in the teacher's lounge.
 
2022-10-04 4:47:18 PM  
"Why do we have litter boxes in some of the school districts so kids can pee in them "

So, the FBI probably needs to take a look at this guy's browser history.
 
2022-10-04 4:47:36 PM  
Way to shiat outside the box, dude.
 
2022-10-04 4:48:24 PM  
"Imaginary Bathroom Furries" is either an amazing indie punk band or a terrifyingly bad paranormal mockumentary. Possibly both.
 
2022-10-04 4:48:40 PM  
There's 'dumb', then there's 'Republican dumb'.
 
2022-10-04 4:49:40 PM  
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2022-10-04 4:49:59 PM  
I know when I was in elementary school my fantasy was to whip out my tiny pre-pubescent penis and pee in front of all my classmates so they could bask in the glory of my proto-manhood.
 
2022-10-04 4:50:31 PM  

Master Passion Greed: "Imaginary Bathroom Furries" is either an amazing indie punk band or a terrifyingly bad paranormal mockumentary. Possibly both.


I really need to learn how to pretend to play the guitar, because that IS amazing
 
2022-10-04 4:51:27 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Master Passion Greed: "Imaginary Bathroom Furries" is either an amazing indie punk band or a terrifyingly bad paranormal mockumentary. Possibly both.

I really need to learn how to pretend to play the guitar, because that IS amazing


I want my band to be called "Lost Dog," so we can put up posters that look like a lost dog poster, but are really advertisements for our shows.
 
2022-10-04 4:51:44 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Master Passion Greed: "Imaginary Bathroom Furries" is either an amazing indie punk band or a terrifyingly bad paranormal mockumentary. Possibly both.

I really need to learn how to pretend to play the guitar, because that IS amazing


Personally, I pretend to play the drums, it's way easier.
 
2022-10-04 4:52:27 PM  

MattytheMouse: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Master Passion Greed: "Imaginary Bathroom Furries" is either an amazing indie punk band or a terrifyingly bad paranormal mockumentary. Possibly both.

I really need to learn how to pretend to play the guitar, because that IS amazing

I want my band to be called "Lost Dog," so we can put up posters that look like a lost dog poster, but are really advertisements for our shows.


"Fireworks or Gunshots" to really confuse the people on social media.
 
2022-10-04 4:52:35 PM  
 
2022-10-04 4:53:07 PM  

MattytheMouse: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Master Passion Greed: "Imaginary Bathroom Furries" is either an amazing indie punk band or a terrifyingly bad paranormal mockumentary. Possibly both.

I really need to learn how to pretend to play the guitar, because that IS amazing

I want my band to be called "Lost Dog," so we can put up posters that look like a lost dog poster, but are really advertisements for our shows.


And hey, maybe some confused people will bring dogs they find to the show, and then you have a new dog! Win-win.
 
2022-10-04 4:53:17 PM  
Please proceed, doctor.
 
2022-10-04 4:53:53 PM  
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2022-10-04 4:55:32 PM  
farkin shiat ... we're going to be hearing about this until the Heat Death of the Universe, aren't we?
 
2022-10-04 4:55:42 PM  

Bootleg: fark, again? This litter box fairy-tale just won't die, will it?


this is all about codifying outgroups.  members of outgroups must prove their absence from said outgroups which is impossible.

'you are not one of us. we will not protect you.'
 
2022-10-04 4:56:32 PM  

ZangTT: What is it with Republicans wanting schoolkids to be furries and use litterboxes in class? I just don't get it.


They obsessed with naked children in general. They see pedophilia everywhere because it comes from inside their own heads.
 
2022-10-04 4:57:21 PM  
Time to light the Matty Signal

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2022-10-04 4:57:22 PM  

Bootleg: fark, again? This litter box fairy-tale just won't die, will it?


One of the people where I work was repeating it as gospel last week.  I told her it was bullshiat.  "No, my daughter is in high school and she swears it's true!"

/shoot me now
//lives in Minnesota
 
2022-10-04 4:58:07 PM  
This is why free free speech absolutists main argument fails.

We've had what?  At least 6 republicans publicly  walk back their statements after they were rebuffed with this talking point?

Truth and "better ideas" absolutely do not win out in the "marketplace of ideas".  This myth, Q Anon, holocaust denial, etc etc should no longer exist, especially in the age of the internet if truth and better ideas won out.

Instead more and more people fall into this shiat as time goes on no matter how succinctly these talking points are deconstructed.  It's almost been a year since this specific talking point about litter boxes in elementary schools was debunked, and multiple high profile republicans have admitted they were mistaken, and yet this dude still says this shiat.
 
2022-10-04 4:58:37 PM  
The conspiracy theory bullshiat from the GQP has grown tiresome. They are not worth debating. They can _____ my _______.
 
2022-10-04 4:59:21 PM  

buster_v: farkin shiat ... we're going to be hearing about this until the Heat Death of the Universe, aren't we?


What gets me is: furries are into LOTS of weird sex stuff that'll make the average Republican voter grasp at their pearls. Take me for example: I'm a mouse on the internet that shrinks and eats cats. Like, you don't have to make up weird poop stories when I'm literally over here fetishizing eating folks.
 
2022-10-04 4:59:44 PM  

Bootleg: fark, again? This litter box fairy-tale just won't die, will it?


Right-wingers never let things like "the truth" or "facts" or "Reality" get in the way of their BS-slinging. Their lynchmobs of CHUDs are incapable of having critical thinking, so they just take anything told to them without question. Because questioning means you're a groomer or something, I guess.
 
2022-10-04 5:00:29 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Time to light the Matty Signal

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And much like the actual Batman, I'm already standing right behind you, commissioner.
 
2022-10-04 5:00:39 PM  
The new ooga booga because immigrant caravans is old and busted

Whoever made this shiat up knew the target audience way too well
 
2022-10-04 5:01:50 PM  
Also has a creepy baby ad

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2022-10-04 5:03:18 PM  

MattytheMouse: buster_v: farkin shiat ... we're going to be hearing about this until the Heat Death of the Universe, aren't we?

What gets me is: furries are into LOTS of weird sex stuff that'll make the average Republican voter grasp at their pearls. Take me for example: I'm a mouse on the internet that shrinks and eats cats. Like, you don't have to make up weird poop stories when I'm literally over here fetishizing eating folks.


Psh, and here I thought you were going to say it was something odd.

... why is everyone looking at me like that?
 
2022-10-04 5:04:10 PM  
Our cat likes to come into the bathroom when either myself or Mrs. Tweedy is in there. He's furry and usually a litter box is involved. Does that count? Should I call the local GOP office?
 
2022-10-04 5:05:23 PM  
With the upcoming water wars, we should all be getting used to kitty litter.
 
2022-10-04 5:05:23 PM  

Bootleg: fark, again? This litter box fairy-tale just won't die, will it?


Hey, if a litterbox is good enough for Deadpool...
 
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