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(The Kitchn)   If you have ever wondered what Hidden Valley Ranch home decor would look like, this link is for you   (thekitchn.com) divider line
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4385 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2022 at 3:20 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 3:22:19 PM  
They need to keep that shiat hidden.
 
2022-10-04 3:23:07 PM  
I'd rather have a concussion.
 
2022-10-04 3:24:53 PM  
Some nightmarish Pee Wee Playhouse-esque shiate there.
 
2022-10-04 3:27:33 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:28:06 PM  
looks like a room in peewee's playhouse
 
2022-10-04 3:28:06 PM  
Personally prefer the 'Welcome to Poundtown,' design style better.
 
2022-10-04 3:28:45 PM  
I like the bowls and plates on the table setting though..I'd actually use something like that.
 
2022-10-04 3:29:38 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:30:03 PM  
In a perfect world ranch dressing would come out the sink tap.
 
2022-10-04 3:30:04 PM  
Oh wow, the couch is only $10,000?
 
2022-10-04 3:31:50 PM  
"I'm a huge fan of Hidden Valley Ranch - its bold flavor perfectly matches my bold design aesthetic,"

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2022-10-04 3:32:01 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:32:47 PM  

Heamer: [Fark user image 850x476]


I like that better than the salad dressing decor.
 
2022-10-04 3:32:50 PM  
That image somehow managed to assault all of my senses at once.
 
2022-10-04 3:33:20 PM  

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I like that better than the salad dressing decor.


Same here.
 
2022-10-04 3:35:09 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:36:45 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:37:09 PM  
There's a very good reason this Valley was Hidden in the first place. No one should ever have to see this decorative monstrosity
 
2022-10-04 3:37:23 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:39:04 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:39:49 PM  
This designer also designed the rooms at the Trixie Motel.
 
2022-10-04 3:40:54 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:42:47 PM  
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It sounds like salad dressing but for some reason I don't want to eat it.
 
2022-10-04 3:46:09 PM  
50s kitsch. It's a fetch.
Stop trying to make it happen.
 
2022-10-04 3:49:44 PM  
Litehouse ranch >>>>>> HVR.
 
2022-10-04 3:51:37 PM  
I don't mind ranch dressing on some things

Obsessing over it is unnecessary
 
2022-10-04 3:52:56 PM  

empres77: This designer also designed the rooms at the Trixie Motel.


I thought it looked mind-numbingly familiar. The aesthetic worked in a drag queen's novelty motel and that's where it ought to stay.
 
2022-10-04 4:00:29 PM  

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I have to admit, looking at that pizza , some times " challenge accepted"
 
2022-10-04 4:08:04 PM  
I don't think it's smart to put that kind of decor in or around the room where all the sharp knives are kept.

Unless you like murder. In which case, by all means.
 
2022-10-04 4:11:33 PM  
Expectations: met
 
2022-10-04 4:13:09 PM  
I just forwarded the link to my interior design staff to let them know we're headed in a new direction.
 
2022-10-04 4:14:37 PM  
Impeccable taste
 
2022-10-04 4:21:59 PM  
Ye gods.
 
2022-10-04 4:24:41 PM  

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2022-10-04 4:24:43 PM  
Trump is teaming up with Heinz on a new line of wallpapers.
 
2022-10-04 4:25:07 PM  
All the charm of Pee-Wee's Playhouse, but without the creamy ranch dressing.

/sorry
 
2022-10-04 4:29:03 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: bughunter: [quickmeme.com image 500x355]

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Fresh buttermilk ranch is pretty damn good.
 
2022-10-04 4:32:01 PM  
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2022-10-04 4:34:54 PM  
Hidden Valley Ranch's New Line of Home Decor Is Everything You Didn't Know You Needed

Correction:
Hidden Valley Ranch's New Line of Home Decor is Everything You Knew You Didn't Need.
 
2022-10-04 4:35:42 PM  
First thought: "Ew. Who would decorate their home with stuff like that?" and then I remembered I follow Zillow Gone Wild and know full well there are a lot of people with more money than taste out there.  So probably these people.
 
2022-10-04 4:39:30 PM  
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2022-10-04 4:50:54 PM  
That room is a KC Masterpiece.
 
2022-10-04 4:51:30 PM  
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2022-10-04 5:15:21 PM  
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2022-10-04 5:22:17 PM  
Hidden Valley Ranch's New Line of Home Decor Is Everything You Didn't Know You Needed Knew You Didn't Need.

Fixed.
 
2022-10-04 5:26:33 PM  
Ranch dressing basically doesn't exist outside the United States.  Sometimes it will in fact be called "American Flavor" or the like when it is available.
 
2022-10-04 5:39:32 PM  

empres77: This designer also designed the rooms at the Trixie Motel.


Reminds me of the Madonna Inn up in San Luis Obispo, CA.
 
2022-10-04 5:45:09 PM  

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If it's male/male it's Ram Ranching...

/runs
 
2022-10-04 7:04:40 PM  
I prefer Worcestershire decor, it's much more formal....

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2022-10-04 7:06:40 PM  
That decor is like a car accident, you want to look away but it is so horrific you just can't.
 
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