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(WCVB Boston)   Last month's university bombing solved, and no Ted Kaczynski-esque mad genius was involved   (wcvb.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Jason Duhaime, Northeastern University, Law enforcement agency, Pelican-style case, Special agent, verity of Duhaime, Forensic analysis  
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3010 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2022 at 4:40 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 4:32:45 PM  
Wow. Now *that's* a stupid man.
 
2022-10-04 4:44:14 PM  
Ted Krapschemeski
 
2022-10-04 4:47:17 PM  
The bombing failed because we brought in a dumb rat to be a comic foil sidekick to the smart rat.
 
2022-10-04 4:48:38 PM  
"Forensic analysis of one of the computers seized during a search of the office at Northeastern University revealed the word-for-word electronic copy of the letter stored in a backup folder. Metadata associated with this file reflected a created date and time of Sept. 13 at 2:57, roughly four hours prior to when he called 911 to report the explosion,"

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2022-10-04 4:49:14 PM  
Why?
 
2022-10-04 4:49:50 PM  
Are you saying that everyone claiming this was an attack on the gender reassignment research building were wrong?  I swear, it's almost like jumping to conclusions is a really bad idea.
 
2022-10-04 4:52:07 PM  
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2022-10-04 4:53:09 PM  
I blame the university for not firing him the instant faculty photos were proofed.
 
2022-10-04 4:57:20 PM  
What an idiot.  Everyone knows you build up a storage unit full of typewriters from the late 50s of different makes and models to type up your manifesto.

The trick is to randomize your typing across different typewriters.

/so I've heard.
 
2022-10-04 4:57:33 PM  
I bombed calculus and it was never solved.
 
2022-10-04 4:59:07 PM  
That has got to be the worst staged crime ever. FFS, man.
 
2022-10-04 5:01:07 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Are you saying that everyone claiming this was an attack on the gender reassignment research building were wrong?  I swear, it's almost like jumping to conclusions is a really bad idea.


Pat yourself on the back for your excellent knowledge of the situation based on follow-up media reports.
 
2022-10-04 5:04:30 PM  
Poor pelican.  What did he do to deserve that fate?
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2022-10-04 5:07:01 PM  

Sergeant Angle: Poor pelican.  What did he do to deserve that fate?
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2022-10-04 5:08:06 PM  

goodncold: What an idiot.  Everyone knows you build up a storage unit full of typewriters from the late 50s of different makes and models to type up your manifesto.

The trick is to randomize your typing across different typewriters.

/so I've heard.


The FBI has every single make and model typewriter going back to 1920 or something like that.  There's a good chance some other manifesto writer has the same one as you.  But when the FBI finds 25 old typewriters in your cabin that match your anti-bathing manifesto, you're screwed.
 
2022-10-04 5:08:21 PM  
former New Technology Manager and Director of the Immersive Media Lab

Really low standards for the Facility there, students should ask for refunds
 
2022-10-04 5:12:56 PM  
This guy was trying to be caught, even if subconsciously. A 10 6-year-old could have done better than that.
 
2022-10-04 5:17:08 PM  
As soon as I opened it up, all this energy and, like, these things come flying out.

I believe him. I've seen every episode of X-Files, even the Doggett ones, and this is clearly some crazy spooked-out outer space stuff, man. Now whatever it is is loose on the campus for the rest of the episode until Scully shoots some old Indian guy or something. 
 
2022-10-04 5:28:02 PM  

allears: This guy was trying to be caught, even if subconsciously. A 10 6-year-old could have done better than that.


6-year-old university bomber only seeks attention, is a headline worthy of The Onion.
 
2022-10-04 5:28:45 PM  

kkinnison: former New Technology Manager and Director of the Immersive Media Lab

Really low standards for the Facility there, students should ask for refunds


He was so immersive, he lived in the Lab.
 
2022-10-04 5:53:20 PM  
"The FBI said Tuesday that Jason Duhaime, 45, of San Antonio, Texas, the former New Technology Manager and Director of the Immersive Media Lab at Northeastern University, was charged in the reported explosion on Sept. 13."

Immersive experiences? Wow, he really sucked at his job.
 
2022-10-04 6:01:50 PM  
It sounds to me that he was trying to concoct a story that explained superficial injuries on his arms.  What's up with that?
 
2022-10-04 6:07:11 PM  
The FBI said Tuesday that Jason Duhaime

I'm assuming that last name is pronounced like "Dummy"
 
2022-10-04 6:14:03 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Are you saying that everyone claiming this was an attack on the gender reassignment research building were wrong?  I swear, it's almost like jumping to conclusions is a really bad idea.


I only really saw one farker who pointed that out. I think they're on the trans grapevine.
 
2022-10-04 7:03:55 PM  
Caught by the shiat he didn't know he didn't know.
 
2022-10-04 9:09:55 PM  
I think we all know the "backup folder" they found his document in was just the recycle bin on his laptop
 
2022-10-04 10:44:48 PM  

goodncold: What an idiot.  Everyone knows you build up a storage unit full of typewriters from the late 50s of different makes and models to type up your manifesto.

The trick is to randomize your typing across different typewriters.

/so I've heard.


"APB for Tom Hanks and all his typewriters imminent."
 
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