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2022-10-04 1:11:52 PM  
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2022-10-04 1:45:08 PM  
Mrs. Claus, back when she was dating Jack Frost.
 
2022-10-04 1:49:19 PM  
Every accusation is a confession
 
2022-10-04 1:54:34 PM  
Issuing talking points for the tankies, vatniks, anticapitalists, and illiberals on the Poltab.
 
2022-10-04 2:59:21 PM  
Isn't the Russian front collapsing into anarchy and dead Russians right now?
 
2022-10-04 3:00:49 PM  

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JuliaDavisNews: Witness a steady diet of upside-down propaganda fed to the Russians: head of RT claims the West is supposedly trying to "colonize & enslave" Russia and other countries. Without a hint of awareness, she unwittingly describes what Russia is doing to Ukraine and why Ukraine resists. https://t.co/tEEmplPLex


"We need to do it to them, just because we imagine they could do it to us! After all, that's what we would do!" - - official republican party platform
 
2022-10-04 3:01:51 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:04:04 PM  
Mrs. Claus

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2022-10-04 3:04:24 PM  
Somewhere right now, there's a conservative trying to find out if he can mail-order her as a bride.
 
2022-10-04 3:05:22 PM  
One of the challenges is that she's not entirely wrong, in that America has a very Neo colonistic attitude towards the rest of the world. It exists to be exploited for American interests

The best propaganda points are always the ones that have a hint of Truth to them. Doesn't mean she's not full of shiat though, because they're talking about living together as neighbors while invading and neighboring country because reasons. See what you want about the us, they haven't invaded Canada yet. Thank god, I'd hate for us to have to kick their asses. Oh sure they might win the initial takeover, but we'd pick them off one by one, either with bullets or with sheer politeness
 
2022-10-04 3:06:12 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:06:54 PM  
I will never understand why Jordan Peele married her.
 
2022-10-04 3:10:38 PM  

arrogantbastich: Mrs. Claus, back when she was dating Jack Frost.


She sounds firgid.
 
2022-10-04 3:11:21 PM  

arrogantbastich: Jack Frost


One of MST's all-time best:

MST3K - S8E13 - Jack Frost
Youtube bZJXeXxOvHI
 
2022-10-04 3:11:30 PM  

etoof: Somewhere right now, there's a conservative trying to find out if he can mail-order her as a bride.


Narrator: He can.
 
2022-10-04 3:15:09 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:15:33 PM  
She is just trying to put a new twist on an old favorite...

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2022-10-04 3:17:54 PM  
Age old formula:  Accuse others of which you are guilty
 
2022-10-04 3:18:51 PM  
Would bang.  Added bonus: can't understand a word she's saying.
 
2022-10-04 3:25:43 PM  
Well it works. Early in the war RT went off about Ukrainians all being Nazi's due to that one unit or whatever, and till this day nutters all over social media claim this is Russia vs. Nazis and we should all be supporting Russia. People will repeat these new talking points without a hint of irony or self awareness.
 
2022-10-04 3:25:55 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:27:09 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:29:03 PM  
"The West is enslaving them" = The economic sanctions are working.
 
2022-10-04 3:29:52 PM  
Do we even do counter-propaganda these days?  VOA?

Or did we just think, let the internet handle it, because private sector always better cheaper yada yada yada...
 
2022-10-04 3:33:03 PM  

arrogantbastich: Mrs. Claus, back when she was dating Jack Frost.


the horror movie version
 
2022-10-04 3:33:05 PM  

hammettman: Do we even do counter-propaganda these days?  VOA?

Or did we just think, let the internet handle it, because private sector always better cheaper yada yada yada...


GIS: "Wiki VOA"
yep still there, a  $ 215 Million budget this year.
 
2022-10-04 3:35:21 PM  
So did they borrow the IMAX projector from the GOP or did the GOP get it from them?
 
2022-10-04 3:36:03 PM  
 
2022-10-04 3:37:38 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: So did they borrow the IMAX projector from the GOP or did the GOP get it from them?


Nowadays, one in the same.  You can't borrow from yourself.
 
2022-10-04 3:37:47 PM  
Is that Mr Bean in drag??
 
2022-10-04 3:40:16 PM  

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I'm kind of curious how they get to "breast milk is forbidden (in the West)"
I mean, I'm sure how they get there is batshiat, but I'm still curious.
 
2022-10-04 3:40:52 PM  
I will gladly entertain THIS Mrs. Claus.

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2022-10-04 3:51:07 PM  
You attacked Ukraine. No one was asking for liberation or intervention. The Russian people are going to see through your BS. Not the hardline communist party pole smokers but others will.
 
2022-10-04 4:10:00 PM  

Weaver95: Isn't the Russian front collapsing into anarchy and dead Russians right now?


You and your honey words.  But ya, I think so.
 
2022-10-04 4:11:15 PM  

Jack Sabbath: I will gladly entertain THIS Mrs. Claus.

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I'd like to put my (Christmas metaphor) in her (Christmas metaphor) if you know what I mean.
 
2022-10-04 4:12:23 PM  
It is honestly on the same level of crazy Fox News has on every day.
 
2022-10-04 4:15:41 PM  
So did the Russians learn it from the Republicans, or vice versa?
 
2022-10-04 4:17:36 PM  

hammettman: Do we even do counter-propaganda these days?  VOA?

Or did we just think, let the internet handle it, because private sector always better cheaper yada yada yada...


Our propaganda is part of why so many of those that could fled Russia in the early days of their invasion and the west now has an influx of educated Russians.
 
2022-10-04 4:17:52 PM  

Hickory-smoked: [Fark user image 720x424]


somewhere, there is a man who is sick of her shiat.
 
2022-10-04 4:25:16 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Would bang.  Added bonus: can't understand a word she's saying.


Better get busy because in 10 years she will look like this

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2022-10-04 4:26:50 PM  
Yes. We're enslaving and forcing russians to sign up to their military, and sending them to the meat grinder. Why is Putin doing whatever the US asks of him? His citizens should do something about that.
 
2022-10-04 4:40:49 PM  

chawco: One of the challenges is that she's not entirely wrong, in that America has a very Neo colonistic attitude towards the rest of the world. It exists to be exploited for American interests

The best propaganda points are always the ones that have a hint of Truth to them. Doesn't mean she's not full of shiat though, because they're talking about living together as neighbors while invading and neighboring country because reasons. See what you want about the us, they haven't invaded Canada yet. Thank god, I'd hate for us to have to kick their asses. Oh sure they might win the initial takeover, but we'd pick them off one by one, either with bullets or with sheer politeness


Give me poutine
or excuse me for being a bit rude in asking so tersely....
 
2022-10-04 4:47:02 PM  
Please. Colonization and enslavement is so 19th century.
 
2022-10-04 4:49:18 PM  
We'll, if all you listen to is Faux News, in a week you'd believe Hunter Biden s laptop caused Hurricane Ian and a massive investigation in to HBs laptop is about to start.  Any. Day. Now.
 
2022-10-04 4:57:47 PM  

special20: chawco: One of the challenges is that she's not entirely wrong, in that America has a very Neo colonistic attitude towards the rest of the world. It exists to be exploited for American interests

The best propaganda points are always the ones that have a hint of Truth to them. Doesn't mean she's not full of shiat though, because they're talking about living together as neighbors while invading and neighboring country because reasons. See what you want about the us, they haven't invaded Canada yet. Thank god, I'd hate for us to have to kick their asses. Oh sure they might win the initial takeover, but we'd pick them off one by one, either with bullets or with sheer politeness

Give me poutine
or excuse me for being a bit rude in asking so tersely....


no no no, if you really need poutine, if you are in a poutine shortage induced crisis, its OK to ask brusquely! WE WILL PROVIDE!
 
2022-10-04 5:06:50 PM  

uberalice: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Would bang.  Added bonus: can't understand a word she's saying.

Better get busy because in 10 years she will look like this

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Biatch got my nose!
 
2022-10-04 5:20:42 PM  
Which bit of Russia has "the west" invaded?
 
2022-10-04 5:29:48 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Which bit of Russia has "the west" invaded?


The legs, with our blue jeans.
The ears, with our rock 'n' roll.
The heart, with our delicious fast food and Western super-cholesterol.
 
2022-10-04 5:30:13 PM  

Jack Sabbath: I will gladly entertain THIS Mrs. Claus.

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What movie is that shot from? Because I kinda want to marry her myself...
 
2022-10-04 6:25:47 PM  

fiddlehead: Hickory-smoked: [Fark user image 720x424]

I'm kind of curious how they get to "breast milk is forbidden (in the West)"
I mean, I'm sure how they get there is batshiat, but I'm still curious.


Exactly the same way that the GOP says Minnesota schools have litterboxes set up for Furries.
 
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