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(Variety)   Velma is officially a lesbian in the upcoming new "Scooby-Doo" film. Subby already knew that from watching online documentaries about her and Daphne   (variety.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, Velma Dinkley, Treat Scooby-Doo, Mystery Inc. member googly-eyed, James Gunn, Shaggy Rogers, OMG LESBIAN VELMA  
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984 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 04 Oct 2022 at 3:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 12:44:29 PM  
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2022-10-04 12:54:05 PM  
"I'm not a lesbian. I'm just drawn that way."

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2022-10-04 1:07:19 PM  
Wingnut outrage liftoff, t-minus 30...
 
2022-10-04 1:24:57 PM  
The nutty far-right: "RUH-ROW!"
 
2022-10-04 1:27:55 PM  
TTIWWOLinkstotheseonlinedocumentaries
 
2022-10-04 1:28:46 PM  

dstanley: TTIWWOLinkstotheseonlinedocumentaries


Your stepsister might have them.
 
2022-10-04 1:33:20 PM  

bostonguy: dstanley: TTIWWOLinkstotheseonlinedocumentaries

Your stepsister might have them.


"The Mystery of the Moaning Coming from Stepmom's Room"
 
2022-10-04 1:46:08 PM  

SpectroBoy: [dygtyjqp7pi0m.cloudfront.net image 850x358]


I apparently should of watched the scooby doo movies
 
2022-10-04 1:52:28 PM  
I wonder if this will make it all the way up to Tucker or if some 2nd tier loser like Ben (my wifes pussy is drier than the Sahara) Shapiro or Kirk Tinyface will go for it first.
 
2022-10-04 1:53:57 PM  

maudibjr: SpectroBoy: [dygtyjqp7pi0m.cloudfront.net image 850x358]

I apparently should of watched the scooby doo movies


Jay and Silent Bob meet the scooby gang in J & SB Strike Back

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2022-10-04 2:47:24 PM  
I maintain she's bi, because the woman knows she can get it.

Plus she's hot and has had my eye since I was five or six.
 
2022-10-04 3:08:26 PM  
Now do Peppermint Patty
 
2022-10-04 3:08:57 PM  
Why?
 
2022-10-04 3:14:12 PM  
 
2022-10-04 3:14:40 PM  
That's great. Who's the Black lady in that photo though? Urge to pout, rising.
 
2022-10-04 3:14:48 PM  

Porous Horace: Why?


kukukupo: Porous Horace: Why?


Because people wanted to appear like they were hip and "with it".
 
2022-10-04 3:15:16 PM  
Her and Hotdog water (a very unfortunate nickname) were going at it back in 2010, they weren't hiding it very much.

/mystery inc was a lot better than I expected
 
2022-10-04 3:18:10 PM  
Frankly, it would have been far more interesting to make Daphne the lesbian and Velma the man hungry one.
 
2022-10-04 3:19:54 PM  
I thought she was already Mindy Kaling, or something.
 
2022-10-04 3:20:08 PM  

Porous Horace: Why?


kukukupo: Porous Horace: Why?


Mikey1969: Porous Horace: Why?

kukukupo: Porous Horace: Why?

Because people wanted to appear like they were hip and "with it".


man i just can't remember why i farkied you 3 the way I did, no idea at all 🤣
 
2022-10-04 3:20:27 PM  
Huh.  Off to YouPorn for some more research on this subject.
 
2022-10-04 3:20:29 PM  
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/Took a minute to find something SFW
 
2022-10-04 3:20:32 PM  
Can't wait for the follow up article to hit Pol-tab where SOME PEOPLE might have a problem with this...
 
2022-10-04 3:21:50 PM  
It's always good news when children's entertainment producers bow to pressure from adult, basement-dwelling fetishists.
 
2022-10-04 3:22:37 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:22:42 PM  

Michael J Faux: It's always good news when children's entertainment producers bow to pressure from adult, basement-dwelling fetishists.


it's nicer when the right wing bigoted farkwits show themselves for who you truly are.
 
2022-10-04 3:22:52 PM  
I'm only posting this for the first ten seconds.
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2022-10-04 3:25:35 PM  

skyotter: I'm only posting this for the first ten seconds.
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2022-10-04 3:30:26 PM  
So you see, guys if you write enough letters, sometimes these Hollywood producers will take your ideas seriously.

You're welcome.

/Now if we could only get them the change that "PG" rating...
 
2022-10-04 3:31:05 PM  

replacementcool: Michael J Faux: It's always good news when children's entertainment producers bow to pressure from adult, basement-dwelling fetishists.

it's nicer when the right wing bigoted farkwits show themselves for who you truly are.


Comma-users? GUILTY!
 
2022-10-04 3:31:38 PM  
I can't believe Scooby-Doo is still around he's like 900 in dog years
 
2022-10-04 3:34:22 PM  

meehaw: Wingnut outrage liftoff, t-minus 30...


You sweet summer child

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2022-10-04 3:36:01 PM  
It's so weird that there's so many people watching children's shows and thinking "I wonder who that character's bangin' off-screen".
 
2022-10-04 3:37:17 PM  

Mikey1969: Porous Horace: Why?

kukukupo: Porous Horace: Why?

Because people wanted to appear like they were hip and "with it".


And somehow narcissism is involved

i said NARCISSISM, col
 
2022-10-04 3:44:36 PM  

NeoCortex42: It's so weird that there's so many people watching children's shows and thinking "I wonder who that character's bangin' off-screen".


At least Velma is "human" and of age
 
2022-10-04 3:45:18 PM  

Michael J Faux: It's always good news when children's entertainment producers bow to pressure from adult, basement-dwelling fetishists.


If portraying the existence of lesbians is inherently a sexual fetish to you that's a you problem.
It's a bigger problem considering this is a cartoon.
Get help.
 
2022-10-04 3:49:28 PM  
...and this affects the stories how, exactly?

I mean, it's good that kids are going to see gay characters as normal and out, but these are still cartoons that are going to essentially still be fairly sanitized for the audience. You know, because they are kids' shows. Scooby Doo is not exactly an IP brimming with romance and touchy-feelies.
 
2022-10-04 3:50:23 PM  
Velma has always been queer coded.

It's hilarious to see straight people that didn't get it.
 
2022-10-04 3:51:10 PM  
If you don't watch this show, you're a homophobe.
 
2022-10-04 3:51:34 PM  
This interferes with my Velma fantasies which were supported by Velma's obvious heterosexuality in the live action movies.

Well... They can't take Abby Day, Laura Barton, or Judy Hale from me!
 
2022-10-04 3:56:53 PM  

hubiestubert: ...and this affects the stories how, exactly?

I mean, it's good that kids are going to see gay characters as normal and out, but these are still cartoons that are going to essentially still be fairly sanitized for the audience. You know, because they are kids' shows. Scooby Doo is not exactly an IP brimming with romance and touchy-feelies.


Kids shows often have characters reacting with googly eyes or showing attraction to characters of the opposite gender. Think "Hello Nurse!" from Animaniacs, male character's eyes popping out of their head and them whistling, or female characters sighing as the handsome guy walks by. This isn't any different than that... except for the fact that it's a woman lusting over a woman so RWNJ will make comments like:

Michael J Faux: It's always good news when children's entertainment producers bow to pressure from adult, basement-dwelling fetishists.

 
2022-10-04 3:58:03 PM  

NeoCortex42: It's so weird that there's so many people watching children's shows and thinking "I wonder who that character's bangin' off-screen".


It's weird that so many people go straight to thinking about sex when a character may be gay but not when characters are hetero.
 
2022-10-04 3:58:30 PM  

hubiestubert: ...and this affects the stories how, exactly?

I mean, it's good that kids are going to see gay characters as normal and out, but these are still cartoons that are going to essentially still be fairly sanitized for the audience. You know, because they are kids' shows. Scooby Doo is not exactly an IP brimming with romance and touchy-feelies.


Pretty sure Scooby and Shaggy were delisexual.
 
2022-10-04 4:01:36 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: NeoCortex42: It's so weird that there's so many people watching children's shows and thinking "I wonder who that character's bangin' off-screen".

It's weird that so many people go straight to thinking about sex when a character may be gay but not when characters are hetero.


I don't remember the old cartoons having any romantic themes either, hetero or otherwise. It's not like it was demonstrated, or even assumed, that Shaggy was straight. It was just utterly irrelevant to the show for any of the characters.
 
2022-10-04 4:02:43 PM  

NeoCortex42: Pretty sure Scooby and Shaggy were delisexual.


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2022-10-04 4:04:36 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: NeoCortex42: It's so weird that there's so many people watching children's shows and thinking "I wonder who that character's bangin' off-screen".

It's weird that so many people go straight to thinking about sex when a character may be gay but not when characters are hetero.


I'm a second-round pervert.  I have to see how the sexy cosplay looks first.

/Cardellini's Velma counts.
 
2022-10-04 4:06:31 PM  

Magnetar: Now do Peppermint Patty


She already did?

/Rule 34 crossover
 
2022-10-04 4:08:07 PM  

miscreant: hubiestubert: ...and this affects the stories how, exactly?

I mean, it's good that kids are going to see gay characters as normal and out, but these are still cartoons that are going to essentially still be fairly sanitized for the audience. You know, because they are kids' shows. Scooby Doo is not exactly an IP brimming with romance and touchy-feelies.

Kids shows often have characters reacting with googly eyes or showing attraction to characters of the opposite gender. Think "Hello Nurse!" from Animaniacs, male character's eyes popping out of their head and them whistling, or female characters sighing as the handsome guy walks by. This isn't any different than that... except for the fact that it's a woman lusting over a woman so RWNJ will make comments like:


Exactly. Representation will pay off later down the line, as kids realize that they've seen gay characters and that's nothing special, but it's not like the show is going to get raunchy and innuendo laden--though, if there's another set of live action films, and James Gunn is put back in charge of writing, that's going to be open for discussion, I'm sure.

That's the fear though. That kids are going to see gay characters as being...nothing special. Just part of the landscape. Some folks like males, some folks like females, some folks are little less defined, and the gender of the folks doing the liking doesn't matter so much. It will mean the loss of an issue in the 'culture wars' that distracts and divides attention. And maybe makes some folks look even MOAR like ginormous asshats for getting all up in folks' business.
 
2022-10-04 4:08:52 PM  
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Solving the case of the purloined spectral dildo.
 
2022-10-04 4:10:11 PM  

miscreant: hubiestubert: ...and this affects the stories how, exactly?

I mean, it's good that kids are going to see gay characters as normal and out, but these are still cartoons that are going to essentially still be fairly sanitized for the audience. You know, because they are kids' shows. Scooby Doo is not exactly an IP brimming with romance and touchy-feelies.

Kids shows often have characters reacting with googly eyes or showing attraction to characters of the opposite gender. Think "Hello Nurse!" from Animaniacs, male character's eyes popping out of their head and them whistling, or female characters sighing as the handsome guy walks by. This isn't any different than that... except for the fact that it's a woman lusting over a woman so RWNJ will make comments like:

Michael J Faux: It's always good news when children's entertainment producers bow to pressure from adult, basement-dwelling fetishists.


Not to mention when Bugs put on that dress! OOoogah!!!OOoogah!!!! HominahHominahHominah..
 
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