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3213 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2022 at 2:52 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 12:43:32 PM  
If they're bloody they need to use more lube.
 
2022-10-04 1:07:35 PM  
Adult entertainment company Erika Lust Films has introduced the unique form of timeout in form of masturbation breaks.

Well, that doesn't sound so ba...

The office has its own dedicated space in the form of a "small, intimate chapel" complete with a bed, mirror, erotic paintings and warm ambient lighting "to help get in the mood." The secluded room is away from desks to "guarantee privacy" and includes screens that showcase X-rated movies "for inspiration."

Alright, now it's creepy.

/What's the probability on cameras being set up in there?
//70+%?
///110%?
 
2022-10-04 1:59:19 PM  
Look, I am all for masturbation and the physical/cognitive benefits are well-documented, but

The office has its own dedicated space in the form of a "small, intimate chapel" complete with a bed, mirror, erotic paintings and warm ambient lighting "to help get in the mood." The secluded room is away from desks to "guarantee privacy" and includes screens that showcase X-rated movies "for inspiration."


No.
 
2022-10-04 2:20:09 PM  
Some employers have been cracking down on this.

Big Train - Work Place W@nking
Youtube VKH9ECC_Qa4
 
2022-10-04 2:28:33 PM  
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2022-10-04 2:52:36 PM  

SpectroBoy: If they're bloody they need to use more lube.


Or just give it a break for a week, let the chafing heal.
 
2022-10-04 2:55:10 PM  
The hooker said..."After the scabs wear off, you'll know why they call me Silky Sadie"..."
 
2022-10-04 2:55:13 PM  
That's how one of the Wallendas died.
 
2022-10-04 2:56:38 PM  
A 30 minute wank break? What would I do with the other 29 minutes?
 
2022-10-04 2:57:24 PM  
With a helpful thumbnail:
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2022-10-04 2:58:03 PM  
only during presentations
 
2022-10-04 2:58:22 PM  
A 30-minute wank break? 30 minutes is only the warm-up!
 
2022-10-04 2:59:37 PM  
I suppose the thinking is something along the lines of "might as well, because the economy is all-out farked."
 
2022-10-04 2:59:53 PM  
Once again, how many folks now WFH?
 
2022-10-04 2:59:58 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:00:37 PM  
 
2022-10-04 3:06:53 PM  
I mean..
One part of me wants to mock this  mercilessly.
Another part wholely endorses the idea...
 
2022-10-04 3:07:48 PM  
Suddenly, Brexit For Bendy Bananas makes sense.
 
2022-10-04 3:09:46 PM  
If I'm going to wank outside of domicile I wait until I'm at church or at a political event.
 
2022-10-04 3:11:42 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:13:47 PM  
Dedicated space??

Pfft, I just do it at my desk!
 
2022-10-04 3:14:02 PM  
"7.4 million Brits masturbate while at work"

"... could be masturbating during work hours."

"...14% have masturbated at work"
 
2022-10-04 3:14:07 PM  
This is why I avoid shaking hands with people.
 
2022-10-04 3:16:12 PM  

educated: Look, I am all for masturbation and the physical/cognitive benefits are well-documented, but

The office has its own dedicated space in the form of a "small, intimate chapel" complete with a bed, mirror, erotic paintings and warm ambient lighting "to help get in the mood." The secluded room is away from desks to "guarantee privacy" and includes screens that showcase X-rated movies "for inspiration."


No.


Right? Just do it at your desk like a normal person.
 
2022-10-04 3:16:24 PM  
I work in a factory so.......

Don't put your hands where you wouldn't put your penis and vice versa is highly recommended.
 
2022-10-04 3:18:17 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:20:11 PM  
I always suspected my coworkers were jerk-offs.
 
2022-10-04 3:20:13 PM  

Recoil Therapy: "7.4 million Brits masturbate while at work"

"... could be masturbating during work hours."

"...14% have masturbated at work"


And now for the rest of the thought....

So we go from 7.4 million doing so to, "well, they 'could' do so..." to, "ok, 14% of those surveyed have done so at least once in their lifetime..."

There are a lot of things I've done once at work/school/in a bar/etc that could easily skew the results when you ask someone in their fifties, "have you 'ever' done 'x'...?".  "Sure, one time 30 years ago that hot girl from accounting took me into the stairwell at lunchtime.  Good thing there were no security cameras back then. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink..."
 
2022-10-04 3:22:07 PM  
ImpendingCynic: Suddenly, Brexit For Bendy Bananas makes sense.

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Just pull on the tip...
 
2022-10-04 3:22:17 PM  
I never manipulate myself to a 4gasm at work anymore.  I retired.
 
2022-10-04 3:26:46 PM  

Porous Horace: A 30-minute wank break? 30 minutes is only the warm-up!



So are you on some meds causing problems? Or just REALLY old?
 
2022-10-04 3:26:47 PM  
Are used to all the time. Then my patients started complaining.
 
2022-10-04 3:30:00 PM  
Bootleg:

/What's the probability on cameras being set up in there?
//70+%?
///110%?



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2022-10-04 3:34:51 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:36:04 PM  

Walker: With a helpful thumbnail:
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I don't know about your technique, but I've only ever found the thumbnail to be a hindrance.
 
2022-10-04 3:43:02 PM  
Tough break for Hand Job (NSFW, obviously)
Hand Job
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2022-10-04 3:45:29 PM  
fark your bullshiat autoplay link.
 
2022-10-04 3:47:13 PM  
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I wank on company time.
 
2022-10-04 3:51:32 PM  
Act your wage.

Your wage:
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2022-10-04 3:58:22 PM  
Big Train - Work Place W@nking
Youtube VKH9ECC_Qa4
 
2022-10-04 4:36:10 PM  

Bootleg: Adult entertainment company Erika Lust Films has introduced the unique form of timeout in form of masturbation breaks.

Well, that doesn't sound so ba...

The office has its own dedicated space in the form of a "small, intimate chapel" complete with a bed, mirror, erotic paintings and warm ambient lighting "to help get in the mood." The secluded room is away from desks to "guarantee privacy" and includes screens that showcase X-rated movies "for inspiration."

Alright, now it's creepy.

/What's the probability on cameras being set up in there?
//70+%?
///110%?


Pity the cleaning staff
 
2022-10-04 5:14:39 PM  
I only did it that one time and I'm still not allowed back in the cafeteria.
 
2022-10-04 6:18:00 PM  

tobcc: Once again, how many folks now WFH?


Working From Home
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2022-10-04 6:29:31 PM  
"a third of higher earners with a salary between £35 to £45k are most likely to masturbate."

REALLY?!? They call a $40-50K a year a higher earner?
 
2022-10-04 6:29:34 PM  
I once had a late shift job that involved lots of waiting around for processes to finish. Nobody else was around so of course I took care of business once in a while.
One day my boss asked me if I ever rubbed one out at work and I straight up told him yes. Figure he had set up a camera at some point and got it on tape so no use denying it. Plus, I wasn't really embarrassed about it. Kinda creepy but never heard a thing about it after that.
 
2022-10-04 7:13:17 PM  
Well auto-played...

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2022-10-04 7:30:25 PM  
My yard guy apparently got bored one afternoon after he finished with my yard so he stretched out on the lounge by the pool and rubbed one out... this probably would have been okay if my sister and her 17 year old daughter hadn't been staying with me at the time. My sister found her daughter watching the guy which led to a scene... Thanksgiving is going to be epic this year.
 
2022-10-04 7:41:16 PM  
Ah!  So that explains the stiff upper lip.
 
2022-10-04 8:13:04 PM  
I bet people who wank at the office are less likely to "go postal." Just saying.
 
2022-10-04 8:57:43 PM  

Mock26: I bet people who wank at the office are less likely to "go postal." Just saying.


Really difficult to load the gun with one hand

By which I mean, "put the bullets into the gun".  Just as easy to pop some shots off, of course.
 
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