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(Marketwatch)   The most popular Halloween costumes for sexy kids, sexy pets, and sexy adults according to Marketwatch. This should end eggingly   (marketwatch.com) divider line
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2022-10-04 10:25:27 AM  
My dog is wearing Sexy Toilet Bowl drinker
 
2022-10-04 10:25:59 AM  
Meanwhile, I'm gonna be Ash Ketchum, my wife will be Misty, and my son will be a Rowlet
 
2022-10-04 10:34:31 AM  
Shocked to see "sexy black face lady" isn't on the list.
 
2022-10-04 10:47:21 AM  
...and frog.
 
2022-10-04 10:53:30 AM  
I'm going as a "sexy kid" this year.


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2022-10-04 11:13:02 AM  

WhippingBoi: I'm going as a "sexy kid" this year.


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Thanks!

/Smokey
 
2022-10-04 11:20:16 AM  
My toddler wants to be a 'poop emoji' but I'm going to try and talk him into something less gross.  Like a fart.

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2022-10-04 11:21:07 AM  
Sexy Subway Sandwich Artist
 
2022-10-04 11:31:11 AM  

Promo Sapien: Sexy Subway Sandwich Artist


That made me think of a terrible costume, Sexy Jared Fogle.

And now off to find a suicide booth
 
2022-10-04 11:40:03 AM  
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2022-10-04 12:11:51 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: My toddler wants to be a 'poop emoji' but I'm going to try and talk him into something less gross.  Like a fart.

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Looks like a shower poof.
 
2022-10-04 12:20:26 PM  
Why don't you have a seat, subby.
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2022-10-04 12:25:28 PM  
I'll be going as Sexy Jack Burton. I know, I know, that's redundant
 
2022-10-04 12:38:40 PM  

xanadian: ...and frog.


Girls's Costume Warehouse
Youtube V4rUiV_Hh74
 
2022-10-04 12:41:49 PM  
6. Kid Jailbird

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2022-10-04 12:46:23 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Shocked to see "sexy black face lady" isn't on the list.


Maybe Rachel Dolezal has a DIY video.  Check her OF and let us know.  Yes, she has an OF.

Oh, you said sexy, never mind.
 
2022-10-04 1:12:44 PM  
I'm trying to find slinky black gowns that my spooky-girl roommates can tear up and get fake blood all over. We hit Spirit Halloween yesterday. For all the talk of sexy-whatever, the dozen or so options along the Morticia Addams line were all really tame. No plunging necklines. No slits up to the waist. Nothing form-fitting. Did they really tone it down this year or am I expecting too much?
 
2022-10-04 1:24:47 PM  

Arkkuss: Check her OF and let us know.  Yes, she has an OF.


I help a lot of people make Onlyfans content. I know she's a goddamned internet weirdo and isn't conventionally attractive but OF isn't just for the pretty young hoes.

The DJ at my local strip club had one for a while during the pandemic. He was a 6'4", 600lb man. He made made genuinely funny videos featuring his ventriloquist dummy and used content-sharing deals with dancers so that basically every dancer he knew was kicking a few bucks his way every month. He was making a couple hundred bucks a month off it at a time when he was really hurting for money.

Also, anyone making more than about $1000/month from OF is in the top 10% of all accounts on the platform. There are A LOT of people who make some, but not a whole lot of money. Rachel Dolezal is almost certainly one of those.
 
2022-10-04 1:25:21 PM  
Only thing sexy on that page was the close button on the tab for the paywall.
 
2022-10-04 1:25:34 PM  

likefunbutnot: I'm trying to find slinky black gowns that my spooky-girl roommates can tear up and get fake blood all over. We hit Spirit Halloween yesterday. For all the talk of sexy-whatever, the dozen or so options along the Morticia Addams line were all really tame. No plunging necklines. No slits up to the waist. Nothing form-fitting. Did they really tone it down this year or am I expecting too much?


How many of those were 'One size fits all' vs the always vague 'S,M,L,XL,XXL'?
 
2022-10-04 1:27:06 PM  

likefunbutnot: Arkkuss: Check her OF and let us know.  Yes, she has an OF.

I help a lot of people make Onlyfans content. I know she's a goddamned internet weirdo and isn't conventionally attractive but OF isn't just for the pretty young hoes.

The DJ at my local strip club had one for a while during the pandemic. He was a 6'4", 600lb man. He made made genuinely funny videos featuring his ventriloquist dummy and used content-sharing deals with dancers so that basically every dancer he knew was kicking a few bucks his way every month. He was making a couple hundred bucks a month off it at a time when he was really hurting for money.

Also, anyone making more than about $1000/month from OF is in the top 10% of all accounts on the platform. There are A LOT of people who make some, but not a whole lot of money. Rachel Dolezal is almost certainly one of those.


Even Victorian ankle shots were on OF.
Making an OnlyFans for Saucy Victorian Ankle Pics. (But why the historical ankle obsession?)
Youtube fSxQHQ_1gX4
 
2022-10-04 2:00:08 PM  
Im going to dress as sexy studman69 and comment on everyones knees when they knock on the door.
 
2022-10-04 2:16:11 PM  

SPARC Pile: How many of those were 'One size fits all' vs the always vague 'S,M,L,XL,XXL'?


My friends are both firmly in the size 00 range and, no, we weren't seeing anything in small or even medium, either. I'm going to have to buy stuff from Amazon and hope it's OK.
 
2022-10-04 2:35:50 PM  
 
2022-10-04 2:44:41 PM  

likefunbutnot: Arkkuss: Check her OF and let us know.  Yes, she has an OF.

I help a lot of people make Onlyfans content. I know she's a goddamned internet weirdo and isn't conventionally attractive but OF isn't just for the pretty young hoes.

The DJ at my local strip club had one for a while during the pandemic. He was a 6'4", 600lb man. He made made genuinely funny videos featuring his ventriloquist dummy and used content-sharing deals with dancers so that basically every dancer he knew was kicking a few bucks his way every month. He was making a couple hundred bucks a month off it at a time when he was really hurting for money.

Also, anyone making more than about $1000/month from OF is in the top 10% of all accounts on the platform. There are A LOT of people who make some, but not a whole lot of money. Rachel Dolezal is almost certainly one of those.


I would bet she had a huge initial spike, but a huge drop.
 
2022-10-04 3:51:23 PM  
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2022-10-04 3:52:15 PM  

mjbok: likefunbutnot: Arkkuss: Check her OF and let us know.  Yes, she has an OF.

I help a lot of people make Onlyfans content. I know she's a goddamned internet weirdo and isn't conventionally attractive but OF isn't just for the pretty young hoes.

The DJ at my local strip club had one for a while during the pandemic. He was a 6'4", 600lb man. He made made genuinely funny videos featuring his ventriloquist dummy and used content-sharing deals with dancers so that basically every dancer he knew was kicking a few bucks his way every month. He was making a couple hundred bucks a month off it at a time when he was really hurting for money.

Also, anyone making more than about $1000/month from OF is in the top 10% of all accounts on the platform. There are A LOT of people who make some, but not a whole lot of money. Rachel Dolezal is almost certainly one of those.

I would bet she had a huge initial spike, but a huge drop.


She's probably not operating in the black.
 
2022-10-04 4:34:19 PM  
I guess I'm in the wrong place.  Where's the thread to talk about costumes?
 
2022-10-04 4:40:34 PM  
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2022-10-04 5:00:35 PM  
Seems as good a place as any. Some people already are familiar with Jenny Nicholson.
Are you one of today's 10,000?
The Halloween Costumes Nobody Wanted
Youtube K9JttJ_B0PQ
 
2022-10-04 5:10:40 PM  
Had a pre-teen, maybe early teen, come to my door dressed as "not a morning person". Dirty robe, severe bed head, black circles under her eyes, and a comically large cigarette in the same hand as a huge mug that said, "SHUT THE FARK UP". She had a filthy, plastic mop bucket to put her candy in. I opened the door and she scowled and said, "I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON. Are you gonna give me candy or what?"

Her parents were waiting in the street laughing their asses off. Now that's some solid parenting.
 
2022-10-04 5:12:15 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Seems as good a place as any. Some people already are familiar with Jenny Nicholson.
Are you one of today's 10,000?
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/K9JttJ_B0PQ]


No reason.
Con Artists Episode 1: "Episode IV"
Youtube S6mLj3A2z8A
 
2022-10-04 6:24:16 PM  

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Where uh... where can you buy one of those?
 
2022-10-04 6:37:07 PM  

likefunbutnot: I'm trying to find slinky black gowns that my spooky-girl roommates can tear up and get fake blood all over. We hit Spirit Halloween yesterday. For all the talk of sexy-whatever, the dozen or so options along the Morticia Addams line were all really tame. No plunging necklines. No slits up to the waist. Nothing form-fitting. Did they really tone it down this year or am I expecting too much?


I suspect you'd get better quality for less money searching thrift stores.  Spirit Halloween is for people who like to pay 10x the value of something that's usually 'ok' just to have to put no work into it.  If you're up for a little work, you can do far, far better.
 
2022-10-04 7:17:19 PM  

Unsung_Hero: I suspect you'd get better quality for less money searching thrift stores.  Spirit Halloween is for people who like to pay 10x the value of something that's usually 'ok' just to have to put no work into it.  If you're up for a little work, you can do far, far better.


I do a lot of thrifting for costume stuff anyway but spooky stuff is tough to find. I've come across more complete Brooks Brothers suits at Goodwill than I have small, slinky black dresses or gowns.
 
2022-10-04 7:51:14 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Spirit Halloween is for people who like to pay 10x the value of something that's usually 'ok' just to have to put no work into it.  If you're up for a little work, you can do far, far better.


Spirit Halloween is good for one thing:  The week or two after Halloween when they are still open.  Can get stuff up to 90% off.  Won't have anything "this year current", but some stuff is timeless.
 
2022-10-04 8:24:38 PM  
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2022-10-04 8:58:01 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [cdn.shopify.com image 600x600]


Where'd you get that picture of me?
 
2022-10-04 9:57:26 PM  

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MOM! MOM! Look at the cool alien mask Uncle some_beer_drinker got for me!

/He said all the girls will love me!
//and all the guys will be jelous!
 
2022-10-04 10:22:41 PM  

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Does it come with a beanie in case I get shy or cold?
 
2022-10-04 10:58:52 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Seems as good a place as any. Some people already are familiar with Jenny Nicholson.
Are you one of today's 10,000?
[YouTube video: The Halloween Costumes Nobody Wanted]


Best moment of the video was when she's in the sexy teddy bear costume and she's like 'okay tweens wear what you want but ... you should be concerned if they pick this.'

And then she talks about sexy adult picking it and evoking Lolita, vs. sexy tween picking it and .. 'NoooOOoo.'

The emotion in that moment was priceless.
 
2022-10-04 11:55:04 PM  
I don't do Halloween dress-up anymore

we had a Simpsons themed contest at work once. I was going to be Groundskeeper Willy. over a few weeks, I found overalls and his shirt. I shaved off all the hair on the crown of my head, glued it together and dyed it red, and built giant the eyebrows and beard.

the girl who won was the call center supervisor's daughter
 
2022-10-04 11:59:08 PM  

Jerry Curlan's Horsey: I don't do Halloween dress-up anymore

we had a Simpsons themed contest at work once. I was going to be Groundskeeper Willy. over a few weeks, I found overalls and his shirt. I shaved off all the hair on the crown of my head, glued it together and dyed it red, and built giant the eyebrows and beard.

the girl who won was the call center supervisor's daughter


Did she go as slutty Bart?
 
2022-10-05 12:07:26 AM  

mjbok: Jerry Curlan's Horsey: I don't do Halloween dress-up anymore

we had a Simpsons themed contest at work once. I was going to be Groundskeeper Willy. over a few weeks, I found overalls and his shirt. I shaved off all the hair on the crown of my head, glued it together and dyed it red, and built giant the eyebrows and beard.

the girl who won was the call center supervisor's daughter

Did she go as slutty Bart?


No, just a slut. The judges loved her half-naked outfit, and gave her the win, which had nothing to do with The Simpsons. Sadly, she died of some terribly horrible disease and her mom farked the whole company over in the end. I don't work there anymore lol
 
2022-10-05 12:27:14 AM  

NathanAllen: some_beer_drinker: [cdn.shopify.com image 600x600]

Does it come with a beanie in case I get shy or cold?


No, just a knitted hat

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2022-10-05 12:28:07 AM  

Jerry Curlan's Horsey: mjbok: Jerry Curlan's Horsey: I don't do Halloween dress-up anymore

we had a Simpsons themed contest at work once. I was going to be Groundskeeper Willy. over a few weeks, I found overalls and his shirt. I shaved off all the hair on the crown of my head, glued it together and dyed it red, and built giant the eyebrows and beard.

the girl who won was the call center supervisor's daughter

Did she go as slutty Bart?

No, just a slut. The judges loved her half-naked outfit, and gave her the win, which had nothing to do with The Simpsons. Sadly, she died of some terribly horrible disease and her mom farked the whole company over in the end. I don't work there anymore lol


Teach her to not respect the contest theme, no other fate would be fitting
 
2022-10-05 9:14:35 AM  

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I knew I added you to my favorites for a reason! haha!!
 
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