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(Independent)   Three men and a baby...and a mother. Problem - one of the men is armed, dangerous, and has taken everyone else hostage. It sort of breaks down from there   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: News, Coroner, Mother, Sheriff, Police, Father, Family, Merced County, kidnapping of a family  
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2494 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2022 at 11:35 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 11:37:10 AM  
"We have a low-life out there who kidnapped an eight-month-old baby, her mum, her dad and her uncle,"

I read that in Dennis Franz' voice
 
2022-10-04 11:39:17 AM  
I hope that the police get this asshole and that everyone in the end is safe.
 
2022-10-04 11:41:29 AM  
#notalllowlifes
 
2022-10-04 11:44:47 AM  
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Armed babies are no joke...(ok well sorta)
 
2022-10-04 11:53:48 AM  
"We have a low-life out there who kidnapped an eight-month-old baby, her mum, her dad and her uncle," said Merced County Sheriff Vernon H Warnke


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Also he killed the cat
 
2022-10-04 11:54:25 AM  
Probably Guttenberg...his career oof, not even the stonecutters could keep it going.
 
2022-10-04 11:57:46 AM  
Sheriff hasn't said much. Any idea WTF is going on? Seems like there are three likely possibilities:

1. This is a family thing
2. They family owns a trucking business, so this is a money thing
3. This is an anti-immigrant thing

But with the pics of the kidnapper, #1 seems less likely.
 
2022-10-04 12:01:28 PM  
Hoping this isn't a targeted hate crime.
 
2022-10-04 12:02:46 PM  
3 men and a baby with a ghost in the window?  oOOoOOOooOO


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2022-10-04 12:11:32 PM  
Probably family blood debt wackiness that followed from the old country.
 
2022-10-04 12:19:15 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [miro.medium.com image 404x302]
Armed babies are no joke...(ok well sorta)


Example:  Baby Face Finster.
 
2022-10-04 12:19:19 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [miro.medium.com image 404x302]
Armed babies are no joke...(ok well sorta)


The Simpsons Mr Burns is shot by Maggie
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2022-10-04 12:21:01 PM  

fnordfocus: Sheriff hasn't said much. Any idea WTF is going on? Seems like there are three likely possibilities:

1. This is a family thing
2. They family owns a trucking business, so this is a money thing
3. This is an anti-immigrant thing

But with the pics of the kidnapper, #1 seems less likely.


I grew up there, and my life goal is simply to die somewhere else.  That said, with the poverty and racism in general down there, it very well could be all three.

Merced is way more crimey than Oakland
 
2022-10-04 12:24:30 PM  

ltdanman44: 3 men and a baby with a ghost in the window?  oOOoOOOooOO


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I loved that urban legend.
i also love the story about Leonard Nimoy ended up being the director because the previous director bailed out, so they brought in a pro from Dover.
https://www.dfcint.com/leonard-nimoy/

https://interviews.televisionacademy.com/interviews/leonard-nimoy?clip=34734
 
2022-10-04 12:40:11 PM  
Cool, so now the cops have 4 kidnapping victims to shoot instead of just the one.

/pretty sure that "baby" is wearing a toupee
 
2022-10-04 12:41:49 PM  
He is wearing a mask properly. You wont find him at a Trump rally.
 
2022-10-04 1:09:06 PM  
Hopefully the cops don't shoot the kid this time.
 
2022-10-04 1:11:37 PM  

fnordfocus: Sheriff hasn't said much. Any idea WTF is going on? Seems like there are three likely possibilities:

1. This is a family thing
2. They family owns a trucking business, so this is a money thing
3. This is an anti-immigrant thing

But with the pics of the kidnapper, #1 seems less likely.


4. Family took a trip out of town and forgot to let nosey busy-body know.
 
2022-10-04 1:28:45 PM  
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2022-10-04 1:59:46 PM  
Looks like we've already flushed the hostage the San Berdoo Sheriffs executed last week down the memory hole.
 
2022-10-04 2:05:37 PM  

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Why does Penn have babby strapped to him?
 
2022-10-04 2:58:56 PM  
""We have a low-life out there who kidnapped an eight-month-old baby, her mum, her dad and her uncle," said Merced County Sheriff Vernon H Warnke"

I'm 100% certain the Sheriff did not use the word "mum"
 
2022-10-04 3:36:08 PM  

twenty one characters: fnordfocus: Sheriff hasn't said much. Any idea WTF is going on? Seems like there are three likely possibilities:

1. This is a family thing
2. They family owns a trucking business, so this is a money thing
3. This is an anti-immigrant thing

But with the pics of the kidnapper, #1 seems less likely.

I grew up there, and my life goal is simply to die somewhere else.  That said, with the poverty and racism in general down there, it very well could be all three.

Merced is way more crimey than Oakland


LOL. Went to high school in Sanger and had the same dream of dying anywhere but Sanger. Merced is a step up. Lived there for about 2 years while working at a now defunct restaurant in the mall. Pre-UC Merced. You forgot to mention meth.
 
2022-10-04 4:28:42 PM  

farkitallletitend: Probably family blood debt wackiness that followed from the old country.


Wow.

Before you backpedal about how "you're not a bigot", do us all a favour and crawl under a rock.  Preferably a falling one.
 
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