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(Mational Day Calendar)   It's National Vodak Day. What are you waiting for?   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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2022-10-04 9:38:11 AM  
Vodak or vodka? Guess they can be used interchangeably?
 
2022-10-04 9:39:54 AM  
A robo-liver?
 
2022-10-04 9:48:55 AM  
I'ma gonna let you finish, but, tacos are very good today too.
 
2022-10-04 9:52:40 AM  

kdawg7736: Vodak or vodka? Guess they can be used interchangeably?


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2022-10-04 10:06:11 AM  
Who says I'm waiting?
 
2022-10-04 10:07:45 AM  
Whiskey Day or Rum Day
 
2022-10-04 10:08:55 AM  
Meh, I will stick with weed and wine
 
2022-10-04 10:10:40 AM  

kdawg7736: Vodak or vodka? Guess they can be used interchangeably?


Ancient humor, like the T shirts that say, "I'm not a think as you drunk I am."  Hilarious.
 
2022-10-04 10:10:49 AM  
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2022-10-04 10:11:24 AM  
I'm waiting for 5pm
 
2022-10-04 10:12:26 AM  

kdawg7736: Vodak or vodka? Guess they can be used interchangeably?


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2022-10-04 10:15:48 AM  
Vodka and Taco Day?
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2022-10-04 10:19:02 AM  

Vitamin_R: I'm waiting for 5pm


We're on a globe. It's 5PM somewhere on the planet right now!
 
2022-10-04 10:19:05 AM  

Vitamin_R: I'm waiting for 5pm


Right now, it is after 5pm in St. Petersburg.
 
2022-10-04 10:23:49 AM  

Petey4335: Vitamin_R: I'm waiting for 5pm

Right now, it is after 5pm in St. Petersburg.


It's after 5pm in Florida until further notice.
 
2022-10-04 10:24:56 AM  

bighairyguy: Vodka and Taco Day?
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Did someone say Vaako Day?
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2022-10-04 10:27:35 AM  
For this site not to treat vodka like a curse word
 
2022-10-04 10:29:13 AM  
Woodka
 
2022-10-04 10:35:18 AM  
I prefer potato schnapps...
 
2022-10-04 10:38:54 AM  
Am I in compliance if I have a glass of Żubrówka?
 
2022-10-04 10:42:39 AM  
1)  I thought it was spelled 'v0dak'.

II)  Waiting to see if weather clears off.  If it stops raining, I will go to the Irish pub up the street for teem trivia night, and will have a v0dak drink that the locals are capable of mixing.

C)  Today I learned that there is a "Vodka Belt" of nations in Europe where the people primarily drink vodka and other strong spirits.
 
2022-10-04 10:49:56 AM  
Tacos AND vodak?  It's true, Fark is truly egalitarian.
 
2022-10-04 10:50:38 AM  

bighairyguy: Vodka and Taco Day?
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This is the first craiyon thing I've ever seen that wasn't nightmare fuel.
 
2022-10-04 10:53:46 AM  

Rene ala Carte: kdawg7736: Vodak or vodka? Guess they can be used interchangeably?

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For the Spanish speakers:
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2022-10-04 10:57:09 AM  
I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.
 
2022-10-04 10:59:43 AM  

bighairyguy: Vodka and Taco Day?
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Yes please
 
2022-10-04 11:01:48 AM  

Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.


Stop drinking Tito's then.
 
2022-10-04 11:03:25 AM  

Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.


How about mule instead?
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2022-10-04 11:07:56 AM  
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2022-10-04 11:08:45 AM  

kdawg7736: Vodak or vodka? Guess they can be used interchangeably?


Your comment makes me feel old
 
2022-10-04 11:15:47 AM  

tedthebellhopp: Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.

Stop drinking Tito's then.


All vodak tastes like ass.

When someone makes a vodak that tastes like bourbon, I'm all in.
 
2022-10-04 11:16:29 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: bighairyguy: Vodka and Taco Day?
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This is the first craiyon thing I've ever seen that wasn't nightmare fuel.


Just add Trump:
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2022-10-04 11:27:52 AM  

Rent Party: tedthebellhopp: Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.

Stop drinking Tito's then.

All vodak tastes like ass.

When someone makes a vodak that tastes like bourbon, I'm all in.


Bourbon tastes like rotten ass.
 
2022-10-04 11:36:04 AM  

bighairyguy: Pants full of macaroni!!: bighairyguy: Vodka and Taco Day?
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This is the first craiyon thing I've ever seen that wasn't nightmare fuel.

Just add Trump:
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I like the ones where it incorporated him into the taco.
 
2022-10-04 11:40:07 AM  

Rent Party: tedthebellhopp: Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.

Stop drinking Tito's then.

All vodak tastes like ass.

When someone makes a vodak that tastes like bourbon, I'm all in.


They already do.  It's called "bourbon."
 
2022-10-04 11:58:54 AM  
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then we break out the vodak
 
2022-10-04 1:06:55 PM  

Petroleum Oligarch: Rent Party: tedthebellhopp: Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.

Stop drinking Tito's then.

All vodak tastes like ass.

When someone makes a vodak that tastes like bourbon, I'm all in.

Bourbon tastes like rotten ass.


The more curious among us might wonder how you came to know what rotten ass tastes of.
 
2022-10-04 2:07:05 PM  
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2022-10-04 2:24:26 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Petroleum Oligarch: Rent Party: tedthebellhopp: Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.

Stop drinking Tito's then.

All vodak tastes like ass.

When someone makes a vodak that tastes like bourbon, I'm all in.

Bourbon tastes like rotten ass.

The more curious among us might wonder how you came to know what rotten ass tastes of.


Well, you see, I ran into your mom one night...
 
2022-10-04 3:23:08 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Petroleum Oligarch: Rent Party: tedthebellhopp: Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.

Stop drinking Tito's then.

All vodak tastes like ass.

When someone makes a vodak that tastes like bourbon, I'm all in.

Bourbon tastes like rotten ass.

The more curious among us might wonder how you came to know what rotten ass tastes of.


I would, but I'm told fark is not my personal erotica service
 
2022-10-04 3:30:18 PM  

Petroleum Oligarch: Rent Party: tedthebellhopp: Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.

Stop drinking Tito's then.

All vodak tastes like ass.

When someone makes a vodak that tastes like bourbon, I'm all in.

Bourbon tastes like rotten ass.


Stop drinking Old Crow, then.
 
2022-10-04 5:33:57 PM  
It's 5:30!

Ladies and Gentlefarkers - start your livers!
 
2022-10-04 7:03:57 PM  
God, finally found it. The cat in this photo reminds me of one I had when I first started Farking
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2022-10-04 9:44:56 PM  
I refuse to support Russian vodka which is why I only drink Skol.
 
2022-10-04 9:55:52 PM  
BUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPP!!!
 
2022-10-05 7:11:42 PM  

smilingcorpse: a_room_with_a_moose: Petroleum Oligarch: Rent Party: tedthebellhopp: Rent Party: I am waiting for a vodak that does not taste like ass.

Stop drinking Tito's then.

All vodak tastes like ass.

When someone makes a vodak that tastes like bourbon, I'm all in.

Bourbon tastes like rotten ass.

The more curious among us might wonder how you came to know what rotten ass tastes of.

Well, you see, I ran into your mom one night...


Jokes on you. That was probably Dad.
 
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