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(AOL)   Abortions for some; cupcake-flavored frozen custard for others   (aol.com) divider line
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3836 clicks; posted to Politics » on 04 Oct 2022 at 7:20 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 9:41:48 AM  
"Going forward, we strive to be more diligent in reviewing our flavor lists and any flavors we may link to a national holiday," the shop said. "We are sincerely sorry to all of our customers, loyal and new, whom we offended."

No you're not.  You're only sorry that it didn't receive the response you thought it would because you're profoundly tone-deaf.  You're certainly not sorry for the pro-life stance on abortion that you clearly take and have now advertised to the wider public, who also now know you almost certainly donate to pro-life orgs.  So how 'bout you go and give yourself a sweet, creamy custard enema and GTFO.
 
2022-10-04 4:50:37 PM  
Schrödinger's douche-bags.
 
2022-10-04 6:53:58 PM  
'Pro-Life Cupcake Day' flavor...

it doesn't even make sense!  the flavour is pro-life cupcake day?

it might be clarified in the article but I can't get past the title without giving them my email address, and I don't wanna read about Kansas that much.

also of course it is the dickest of dick moves, from the cupcake clowns.
 
2022-10-04 6:57:01 PM  
Welp, time to do move my custard business to Culver's. Kopps is out.
 
2022-10-04 7:18:37 PM  
Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?
 
2022-10-04 7:23:00 PM  
Raise awareness of abortion? That's a weird phrasing.
 
2022-10-04 7:23:01 PM  
This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber
 
2022-10-04 7:24:23 PM  
I half expected a listeria outbreak.
 
2022-10-04 7:25:18 PM  
Also featuring the Misogyny Melon flavored yogurt.
 
2022-10-04 7:26:28 PM  
Mmmmm... Tastes like oppression and religious fundamentalism.
 
2022-10-04 7:26:38 PM  
You gotta admit, the little fetus sprinkles were tasty.
 
2022-10-04 7:28:16 PM  
The organization intended to use cupcakes to "break the ice" on the topic of removing rights from half the population, the outlet reported.


yeah dunno why that didn't go down well.
 
2022-10-04 7:28:22 PM  

puffy999: Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?


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2022-10-04 7:31:25 PM  
Welp, welcome to the free market. That slap you felt is the invisible hand.
 
2022-10-04 7:31:34 PM  
Fact: No one ever needed an abortion from eating a muffin
 
2022-10-04 7:32:18 PM  

Armchair_Invective: Also featuring the Misogyny Melon flavored yogurt.


I'm waiting for Racism Raisin during black history month.
 
2022-10-04 7:32:42 PM  
Pro-birth is not pro-life
 
2022-10-04 7:34:21 PM  
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2022-10-04 7:36:24 PM  
The business seemed lucrative in the movie

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2022-10-04 7:36:50 PM  

puffy999: Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?


When were Dippin' Dots ever tasty?
 
2022-10-04 7:38:00 PM  
This ain't their first foray into right-wing nutjobism. They had an embarrassing incident during the Bush years iirc.
 
2022-10-04 7:40:38 PM  

KingKauff: puffy999: Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?

When were Dippin' Dots ever tasty?


Good point.

Hmm.. Boba Tea?
 
2022-10-04 7:40:43 PM  

Lady J: 'Pro-Life Cupcake Day' flavor...

it doesn't even make sense!  the flavour is pro-life cupcake day?

it might be clarified in the article but I can't get past the title without giving them my email address, and I don't wanna read about Kansas that much.

also of course it is the dickest of dick moves, from the cupcake clowns.


My first thought "pralines and dick" but that might be my age.
 
2022-10-04 7:40:49 PM  

phaseolus: This ain't their first foray into right-wing nutjobism. They had an embarrassing incident during the Bush years iirc.


Peanut buster blood for oil parfait?
 
2022-10-04 7:40:58 PM  
"The organization intended to use cupcakes to "break the ice" on the topic of abortion,..."

The "ice was broken" in the 1980s...it melted completely with Dobbs.

So they can f*** off with their pseudo-kumbaya--can't-we-all-just-be-friends-again?--bulls***
 
2022-10-04 7:43:22 PM  

hugadarn: Lady J: 'Pro-Life Cupcake Day' flavor...

it doesn't even make sense!  the flavour is pro-life cupcake day?

it might be clarified in the article but I can't get past the title without giving them my email address, and I don't wanna read about Kansas that much.

also of course it is the dickest of dick moves, from the cupcake clowns.

My first thought "pralines and dick" but that might be my age.


What do you think they do with all of those circumcision bits? They can't ALL become fried calamari rings.
 
2022-10-04 7:45:04 PM  

kbronsito: Fact: No one ever needed an abortion from eating a muffin


Guess you've had a different kind of bran.
 
2022-10-04 7:45:29 PM  

hugadarn: Lady J: 'Pro-Life Cupcake Day' flavor...

it doesn't even make sense!  the flavour is pro-life cupcake day?

it might be clarified in the article but I can't get past the title without giving them my email address, and I don't wanna read about Kansas that much.

also of course it is the dickest of dick moves, from the cupcake clowns.

My first thought "pralines and dick" but that might be my age.


ha my ex hb was called Ben
 
2022-10-04 7:50:38 PM  
Tbh I'm kinda in favor of this. Instead of legislating against women having abortions and threatening them with jail, murder charges, or forced birth, the punishment can be "Well, no free frozen custard today for you!"
 
2022-10-04 7:57:25 PM  

Armchair_Invective: Also featuring the Misogyny Melon flavored yogurt.


The Rape Ripple is better
 
2022-10-04 8:00:54 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Raise awareness of abortion? That's a weird phrasing.


I mean, it's a topic that definitely flies under the radar sometimes.
 
2022-10-04 8:01:54 PM  

kbronsito: Fact: No one ever needed an abortion from eating a muffin


Agrees. You ain't seen nothin'...

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/WALK THIS WAY
//Talk this way
///Just gimmie a kiss!
 
2022-10-04 8:02:07 PM  

Lady J: 'Pro-Life Cupcake Day' flavor...

it doesn't even make sense!  the flavour is pro-life cupcake day?

it might be clarified in the article but I can't get past the title without giving them my email address, and I don't wanna read about Kansas that much.

also of course it is the dickest of dick moves, from the cupcake clowns.


The store is in Wisconsin, not Kansas. Maybe Michigan. I'm not bothering to click on the link again.
 
2022-10-04 8:03:19 PM  

puffy999: KingKauff: puffy999: Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?

When were Dippin' Dots ever tasty?

Good point.

Hmm.. Boba Tea?


Did somebody order Boba?

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2022-10-04 8:04:17 PM  

dericwater: Lady J: 'Pro-Life Cupcake Day' flavor...

it doesn't even make sense!  the flavour is pro-life cupcake day?

it might be clarified in the article but I can't get past the title without giving them my email address, and I don't wanna read about Kansas that much.

also of course it is the dickest of dick moves, from the cupcake clowns.

The store is in Wisconsin, not Kansas. Maybe Michigan. I'm not bothering to click on the link again.


they all look the same to me

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2022-10-04 8:06:26 PM  
The key to running a successful business is to get hardcore political. I myself have a trump flag store, and business is booming. If these trends continue... Ayy!!
 
2022-10-04 8:06:46 PM  

puffy999: Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?


There's a dead baby joke in here, somewhere & I can't quite think of it yet...
 
2022-10-04 8:08:43 PM  
I actually believe them. Some people are just blessedly ignorant about politics.
 
2022-10-04 8:12:48 PM  

EnderWiggnz: puffy999: Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?

There's a dead baby joke in here, somewhere & I can't quite think of it yet...


How do you make a dead baby float?
 
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2022-10-04 8:20:48 PM  

SecondaryControl: EnderWiggnz: puffy999: Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?

There's a dead baby joke in here, somewhere & I can't quite think of it yet...

How do you make a dead baby float?


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2022-10-04 8:34:27 PM  

dericwater: Lady J: 'Pro-Life Cupcake Day' flavor...

it doesn't even make sense!  the flavour is pro-life cupcake day?

it might be clarified in the article but I can't get past the title without giving them my email address, and I don't wanna read about Kansas that much.

also of course it is the dickest of dick moves, from the cupcake clowns.

The store is in Wisconsin, not Kansas. Maybe Michigan. I'm not bothering to click on the link again.


Wisconsin, more specifically the Milwaukee suburbs. If they came out and said "Oh crap! The flavor generates at random and we didn't check it against weird and wild holidays." Then maybe I believe them but they did not. Whatever you do don't read the comments on their Facebook posts apologizing for this. It will sadly be very informative on how racist an area this is.
 
2022-10-04 8:37:03 PM  
Next up:  Slavery Cinnamon Swirl and Holocaust Horchata. You know, to open a dialogue.
 
2022-10-04 8:38:01 PM  
...planned to serve its "Hey Cupcake" flavor for "National Pro-Life Cupcake Day" coming up on Sunday, Oct. 9

This is the world we live in now...

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2022-10-04 8:45:52 PM  

Vacation Bible School: puffy999: Remember Dippin' Dots?

Maybe we can turn those aborted fetuses into a new tasty frozen treat?

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There's an AI joke in there.
Man: Make ice cream
AI: How much?
Man: a lot, whatever just make ice cream.
Time passes
Man: this ice cream is chewy and tastes off
AI: we ran out of cream
Man: so you used condensed milk
AI: yeah, sure
Man: have I been eating baby!
 
2022-10-04 8:45:54 PM  
Silly company.

If you want to spread the word about pro-life, you don't do it with frozen custard. You do it with Fully Baked Cream Pies.
 
2022-10-04 8:46:08 PM  
well, i certainly won't be flying to wisconsin to buy frozen custard from their store anytime soon!
 
2022-10-04 8:50:57 PM  

quiotu: Silly company.

If you want to spread the word about pro-life, you don't do it with frozen custard. You do it with Fully Baked Cream Pies.


How do you finger?
 
2022-10-04 8:52:07 PM  

quiotu: Silly company.

If you want to spread the word about pro-life, you don't do it with frozen custard. You do it with Fully Baked Cream Pies.


Cream pies and snowballs!
 
2022-10-04 8:52:37 PM  
FTFA: The annual holiday was created by "Cupcakes for Life" to "raise awareness about abortion" without confrontation

How do you take fundamental rights away from half the population "without confrontation," exactly?
 
2022-10-04 9:19:55 PM  

Lady J: 'Pro-Life Cupcake Day' flavor...

it doesn't even make sense!  the flavour is pro-life cupcake day?

it might be clarified in the article but I can't get past the title without giving them my email address, and I don't wanna read about Kansas that much.

also of course it is the dickest of dick moves, from the cupcake clowns.


Some fascist skeezelord decided to make cupcakes a symbol of their authoritarian views on women, and encouraged other fascist skeezelords to do the same on October 9th.

This company had the big brain idea to join them in this endeavour by advertising a cupcake flavoured custard on the same day.
 
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