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(The Sun)   "My girlfriend and I took a break, she slept around, and now she's pregnant with someone's baby. WHAT DO?" (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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393 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 04 Oct 2022 at 9:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 8:37:15 AM  
take another break,  for 18 years
 
2022-10-04 8:48:05 AM  
Take that smirk as a sign that you dodged a BIG bullet.
 
2022-10-04 8:52:59 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Take that smirk as a sign that you dodged a BIG bullet.


What bullet was dodged?

That a single woman would have sex?
 
2022-10-04 8:56:00 AM  
I know Fark is known for misleading headlines, but subby really buried the lead on this one.
 
2022-10-04 8:57:09 AM  
WHAT DO?

Her sister

(Or brother, I'm not judging)
 
2022-10-04 8:57:17 AM  
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
 
2022-10-04 9:13:14 AM  
Love the little boy you have, try not to be a POS in the future, the smirk tells you your relationship with her is dead.
 
2022-10-04 9:15:31 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Take that smirk as a sign that you dodged a BIG bullet.


What the guy admits to in the letter make him by far the bigger asshole here, nevermind that he probably left out the worst of what he did. There's already a kid involved though, so neither of them dodged any bullets. They're stuck dealing with each other in one form or another until he's 18 at least
 
2022-10-04 9:25:16 AM  
Respond to any criticism with 'WE WERE ON A BREAK'?
 
2022-10-04 9:26:24 AM  
That sounds like an episode of the Jeremy Kyle Show.
 
2022-10-04 9:38:57 AM  
you both are a


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2022-10-04 9:58:28 AM  
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2022-10-04 10:00:30 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Take that smirk as a sign that you dodged a BIG bullet.


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2022-10-04 10:10:07 AM  
They were not exclusive, and he's surprised that she wasn't exclusive?
 
2022-10-04 10:23:48 AM  
WelldeadLink:

Especially when they were exclusive he did it first.

When there was already a kid.

He made his bed, he's gotta deal with the consequences.
 
2022-10-04 10:28:50 AM  

Jake Havechek: You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free


Came to say this, so instead I'll point out that Halloween came early, cuz it's time to ghost
 
2022-10-04 10:30:08 AM  

Driedsponge: I know Fark is known for misleading headlines, but subby really buried the lead on this one.


as a guy who only reads the comments, please elaborate.

otherwise, sounds like the guy got lucky. run away, dude.
 
2022-10-04 10:30:44 AM  
So, your Ex got knocked up?  How is that your problem?
 
2022-10-04 10:32:55 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Driedsponge: I know Fark is known for misleading headlines, but subby really buried the lead on this one.

as a guy who only reads the comments, please elaborate.

otherwise, sounds like the guy got lucky. run away, dude.


He already has a 5 yr old with her. He had a one night stand because he was jealous of all the attention she showered on THEIR kid and was working his way out of the dog house after a break. She got knocked up in the interim.
 
2022-10-04 10:47:22 AM  
Twenty-odd post in and no one's mentioned butt stuff?
This olace is slippin'.
 
2022-10-04 10:51:39 AM  
Run far away.
 
2022-10-04 10:53:43 AM  
She said she's seven weeks pregnant and it was a one-night stand. I can't believe she'd do this to me.

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He has his father's drawers.
 
2022-10-04 11:20:18 AM  
They are both ridiculous, but he's worse.

I feel sorry for the kids. I've known people like this. They aren't even necessarily *bad* parents, exactly. It's more that they just can't get their shiat together. Those kids are going to have lots of "moms" and "dads" as their parents have various semi-long-term partners. They're going to move around a lot. They're going to never feel like they have any stability. That messes you up in subtle ways that are nearly impossible to undo as  you get older, even if you didn't have a "bad* childhood.

I had an ex that was like that.  She had a half-brother, mom had lots of boyfriends, moved around a lot as a kid, and it messed her up. Then she did the *same* thing. 2 kids by 2 different fathers, moves around a lot...the pattern never ends.
 
2022-10-04 11:44:35 AM  
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2022-10-04 12:39:27 PM  
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2022-10-04 1:09:43 PM  
"I can't believe she'd do this to me.'

No everything is about you, Chet. She didn't do this to you. She's living your life.

And who "takes a break" from a 10 year relationship? If you haven't figured you shiat out after 10 yrs, just move on. Seriously, neither one of you is a catch. Stop procreating.
 
2022-10-04 1:12:16 PM  

On-Farkin-On: some_beer_drinker: Driedsponge: I know Fark is known for misleading headlines, but subby really buried the lead on this one.

as a guy who only reads the comments, please elaborate.

otherwise, sounds like the guy got lucky. run away, dude.

He already has a 5 yr old with her. He had a one night stand because he was jealous of all the attention she showered on THEIR kid and was working his way out of the dog house after a break. She got knocked up in the interim.


You forgot the "He's also an alcoholic who admitted to coming home shiatfaced every night before the split" but otherwise spot-on.
 
2022-10-04 1:13:31 PM  

mcmnky: "I can't believe she'd do this to me.'

No everything is about you, Chet. She didn't do this to you. She's living your life.

And who "takes a break" from a 10 year relationship? If you haven't figured you shiat out after 10 yrs, just move on. Seriously, neither one of you is a catch. Stop procreating.


She's living her life.

/I'm on a break from preview
//does TFA say they already have a kid together?
///he says his kid, not their kid
 
2022-10-04 3:25:22 PM  
I think she needs to make it up to you with free bj's for life
 
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