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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   Coyote can brave a thousand faulty Acme products, falling into canyons and off cliffs, and smashing into false tunnels, but can't handle the scariest place of all: middle school   (abc7.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner, Staff members, Bugs Bunny, Animal control officer Will Luna, Wile E., scared coyote, middle school, recent weeks  
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2022-10-04 5:32:06 AM  
Poor pup.
Glad he was released away from the school.
 
2022-10-04 5:47:38 AM  
Looks like he just got swirlied.
 
2022-10-04 5:59:56 AM  
Haha.  Look at that high waisted coyote he has feminine hips!
 
2022-10-04 6:27:01 AM  
Poor pupper. I'd be scared too.
 
2022-10-04 6:52:00 AM  
Aww :(
 
2022-10-04 6:58:38 AM  
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2022-10-04 7:31:22 AM  
FTA: ""Oh that's not a pup," Luna can be heard saying in the video as he finds Wile E. in the school bathroom. "That's a full grown coyote. Oh boy. Let's get you out of here.""

Gee, I wonder what was the first sign that the animal was a coyote.
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2022-10-04 7:39:53 AM  
I'm glad he was released and not killed. He looked healthy. Up here (Northern New England) he would've been put down without another thought.
 
2022-10-04 7:41:02 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Haha.  Look at that high waisted coyote he has feminine hips!


They always know.
 
2022-10-04 7:46:32 AM  
Never confuse a coyote for a dog. They're very skittish but fast as lightening.

They don't want to be petted or treats, they want to be left alone.
 
2022-10-04 7:51:59 AM  
Coyotes at some point attacked both my kitty and a week ago our chihuahua. Both escaped but with large holes in them. Shoulda shot it or otherwise terminated it cause the only good coyote is a dead coyote...
 
2022-10-04 8:18:47 AM  

NathanAllen: Never confuse a coyote for a dog. They're very skittish but fast as lightening.

They don't want to be petted or treats, they want to be left alone.


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2022-10-04 9:29:35 AM  

NathanAllen: Never confuse a coyote for a dog. They're very skittish but fast as lightening.

They don't want to be petted or treats, they want to be left alone.


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2022-10-04 9:37:42 AM  
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/"lost coyote" is an under-used meme-space
 
2022-10-04 9:40:31 AM  
Coyote is a trickster.

He convinced Rabbit to steal salmon from Bear, for is its color not like the sweet potato?
 
2022-10-04 10:05:29 AM  

Gentlequiet: Coyote is a trickster.

He convinced Rabbit to steal salmon from Bear, for is its color not like the sweet potato?


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2022-10-04 11:13:58 AM  

NotARocketScientist: Poor pup.
Glad he was released away from the school.


Yeah, that's how you do it. You can't just take them into the parking lot, they'll come right back. You need to take them a ways away. We used to take skunks and feral cats a few miles out into the woods in Flagstaff, because they'd find plenty to distract them before making it all of the way back to the timeshare resort.
 
2022-10-04 11:17:30 AM  

turbokat: I'm glad he was released and not killed. He looked healthy. Up here (Northern New England) he would've been put down without another thought.


Jesus, they're basically dogs, not Godzilla. Why does everyone freak out over coyotes? I've spent years in the desert and never felt the need to be intimidated by them. Why would someone kill them?
 
2022-10-04 12:10:47 PM  
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