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(Daily Snark)   Protestor makes it onto the ManningCast   (dailysnark.com) divider line
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885 clicks; posted to Sports » on 04 Oct 2022 at 3:55 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-04 4:12:48 AM  
Honestly, you have to be a special kind of stupid to do that at a football game. This is the exact reason why

They have padding. You dont. You will be in a far worse condition at the end of the brief encounter
 
2022-10-04 4:37:25 AM  
The audio of Kevin Harlan calling it is pretty amusing:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1577118396608544768

Not quite as funny as some of his previous 'idiot on the field' calls, but he's gotta work with what he's given.  I love that while Troy and Joe did their best to not acknowledge anything was happening on the field Harlan calls out what's happening like it's a football play.

/ the other guy's joke about it being a gender reveal was pretty solid, too
 
2022-10-04 4:55:32 AM  
What are they protesting?  I doubt they're even actually using pig skin for footballs anymore.
 
2022-10-04 4:55:57 AM  
That guy is headed to the slammer, and it WILL NOT be a good night.

lol
 
2022-10-04 5:12:46 AM  
That was a blatant helmet to skull hit!

/I'm okay with the no flag on this one
 
2022-10-04 6:13:12 AM  
Best tackling by the Rams all night.
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-10-04 7:28:44 AM  
Aside from the "get your ass laid out by a giant mountain of a human being" deterrent, why spend a couple hundred at least, just to get your ass kicked then tossed from the stadium, and likely to jail?

Wanna protest something? Much better venues for it, idiots.
 
2022-10-04 7:30:27 AM  

Neondistraction: The audio of Kevin Harlan calling it is pretty amusing:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1577118396608544768

Not quite as funny as some of his previous 'idiot on the field' calls, but he's gotta work with what he's given.  I love that while Troy and Joe did their best to not acknowledge anything was happening on the field Harlan calls out what's happening like it's a football play.

/ the other guy's joke about it being a gender reveal was pretty solid, too


"Pull up your pants, man!"
 
2022-10-04 7:50:24 AM  
I was laying in bed and reading the headline thinking, "Why did Bobby Wagner have a pink smoke bomb and how did he lay out a fan with it?"  Time to get up and make coffee
 
2022-10-04 8:01:01 AM  
I hope it was worth it to the dip with the face-full of football helmet.

What are they protesting?
 
2022-10-04 8:24:20 AM  
Bobby Wagner just laid this streaker out

that was a lot of clothes for a streaker
 
2022-10-04 8:58:08 AM  

Neondistraction: Not quite as funny as some of his previous 'idiot on the field' calls, but he's gotta work with what he's given. I love that while Troy and Joe did their best to not acknowledge anything was happening on the field Harlan calls out what's happening like it's a football play.


I will never stop laughing at "The guy is drunk! But there he goes!"
 
2022-10-04 9:10:05 AM  

Joe_diGriz: Neondistraction: Not quite as funny as some of his previous 'idiot on the field' calls, but he's gotta work with what he's given. I love that while Troy and Joe did their best to not acknowledge anything was happening on the field Harlan calls out what's happening like it's a football play.

I will never stop laughing at "The guy is drunk! But there he goes!"


Or "The cat has entered the Grainger red zone..."
 
2022-10-04 9:29:25 AM  

MagicChicken: I hope it was worth it to the dip with the face-full of football helmet.

What are they protesting?


There were two of 'em, and they were wearing "RightToRescue.com" shirts, so animal-rights activists.

Dead for Tax Reasons: Bobby Wagner just laid this streaker out

that was a lot of clothes for a streaker


Yeah, not sure where he got that.

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2022-10-04 9:40:15 AM  

Concrete Donkey: Honestly, you have to be a special kind of stupid to do that at a football game. This is the exact reason why

They have padding. You dont. You will be in a far worse condition at the end of the brief encounter


Not to mention that if it's an NFL contest, they've often done a shiatton more PEDs than you, and were probably quicker and more explosive than you are when they were 13. It would be a bad deal even without the advantage of the padded plastic armor.
 
2022-10-04 9:50:05 AM  
Do you think these jerks enjoy any of the game before they run on the field? Maybe a stroll through the team store. One of those specialty menu items from concessions or grab some 50/50 tickets before they decide to go through with their brilliant plan.
 
2022-10-04 9:57:38 AM  
There was actually two of these protesters last night, this guy was the 2nd one to run on the field.
 
2022-10-04 10:08:07 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Do you think these jerks enjoy any of the game before they run on the field? Maybe a stroll through the team store. One of those specialty menu items from concessions or grab some 50/50 tickets before they decide to go through with their brilliant plan.


People that basically are in PETA? I would be very surprised if they enjoyed the game beforehand lol.
 
2022-10-04 10:10:49 AM  
So they are an animal rights group and apparently two of them members where arrested for stealing piglets from somewhere and are facing charges.    I don't understand why animal rights groups are full of weirdos.
 
2022-10-04 10:23:26 AM  

Dr.Fey: MagicChicken: I hope it was worth it to the dip with the face-full of football helmet.

What are they protesting?

There were two of 'em, and they were wearing "RightToRescue.com" shirts, so animal-rights activists.

Dead for Tax Reasons: Bobby Wagner just laid this streaker out

that was a lot of clothes for a streaker

Yeah, not sure where he got that.

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That protester is actually pretty ripped.  Not a lot of mass, but good muscle tone.  Would make a decent soccer player.
 
2022-10-04 10:52:52 AM  

MagicChicken: What are they protesting?


Who cares?
 
2022-10-04 11:21:47 AM  
Even though the idiot who ran onto the field is breaking the "rules" does this open the players to lawsuits? I always thought there was a reason that it was basically left up to security to round them up when they got on the field.
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-10-04 11:56:09 AM  

OhioUGrad: Even though the idiot who ran onto the field is breaking the "rules" does this open the players to lawsuits? I always thought there was a reason that it was basically left up to security to round them up when they got on the field.


Yeah, good luck going up against the NFLPA and NFL lawyers because you're a dumbass and FAFO
 
2022-10-04 2:43:04 PM  

GoldSpider: Neondistraction: The audio of Kevin Harlan calling it is pretty amusing:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1577118396608544768

Not quite as funny as some of his previous 'idiot on the field' calls, but he's gotta work with what he's given.  I love that while Troy and Joe did their best to not acknowledge anything was happening on the field Harlan calls out what's happening like it's a football play.

/ the other guy's joke about it being a gender reveal was pretty solid, too

"Pull up your pants, man!"


Yes that one gave me a good laugh.  That and the one with the cat that wondered onto the field.  The cat runs into the endzone and he yells "touchdown!" with the same enthusiasm as he would a real touchdown.
 
2022-10-04 5:47:53 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Bobby Wagner just laid this streaker out

that was a lot of clothes for a streaker


I'm sure there's a streak in the back of his pants after that. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
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