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2022-10-03 9:48:11 PM  
Sure, piss off King Shark after he ate his last sibling.  Like THAT is not going to make the next season of Harley Quinn.
 
2022-10-03 11:23:51 PM  
Kim Jong-un wants attention and money, tired of other countries getting it all lately.
 
2022-10-03 11:23:54 PM  
Japan sent all their citizens inside shelters and underground.

I think NK will get a response from Japan I think will surprise them.
 
2022-10-03 11:25:54 PM  
"The Kim regime is developing weapons such as tactical nuclear warheads and submarine-launched ballistic missiles as part of a long-term strategy to outrun South Korea in an arms race and drive wedges among US allies."

Yeah, something tells me we shouldn't be particularly afraid of Best Korean submarines.
 
2022-10-03 11:26:05 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Japan sent all their citizens inside shelters and underground.

I think NK will get a response from Japan I think will surprise them.


Nocturnal sex tentacle invasion?
 
2022-10-03 11:31:50 PM  
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2022-10-03 11:35:11 PM  

mikaloyd: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Japan sent all their citizens inside shelters and underground.

I think NK will get a response from Japan I think will surprise them.

Nocturnal sex tentacle invasion?


Nope, Giant robots, magical girls, demon hunters, and Pokemon. 

Dude, keep up!
 
2022-10-03 11:43:30 PM  

mikaloyd: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Japan sent all their citizens inside shelters and underground.

I think NK will get a response from Japan I think will surprise them.

Nocturnal sex tentacle invasion?


I should develop a missile program.
 
2022-10-03 11:43:46 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Japan sent all their citizens inside shelters and underground.

I think NK will get a response from Japan I think will surprise them.


They've had attention from Japan before.  They didn't like it then and won't like it again.
 
2022-10-03 11:44:11 PM  
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the haircut is never not funny
 
2022-10-03 11:47:43 PM  

Weatherkiss: "The Kim regime is developing weapons such as tactical nuclear warheads and submarine-launched ballistic missiles as part of a long-term strategy to outrun South Korea in an arms race and drive wedges among US allies."

Yeah, something tells me we shouldn't be particularly afraid of Best Korean submarines.


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2022-10-03 11:50:06 PM  

mikaloyd: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Japan sent all their citizens inside shelters and underground.

I think NK will get a response from Japan I think will surprise them.

Nocturnal sex tentacle invasion?


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2022-10-03 11:51:15 PM  
There is no telling what they might awake...
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2022-10-03 11:52:49 PM  
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2022-10-04 12:01:03 AM  
Can a submarine roll coal? Asking for a Kim.
 
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2022-10-04 12:01:33 AM  

Ivo Shandor: comment from twitter


God that's stupid. The ISS is not a missile, so no one gives a fark if it flies over their country.  Plus the whole "the Soviet Union established that precedent" part.

And as for the US being fortunate enough to be able to test missiles without overflying another country and that's haaaard for North Korea: that's a Kim problem to solve; it is not a US problem.

Tankies will do anything to be the first to find a way to excuse evil.  It's just a coincidence they overflew Japan and not China or Russia, right?
 
2022-10-04 12:06:49 AM  
See, if Trump was still President this wouldn't have happened.  Kim would be too scared of being called "Rocket Man" again.  And then we could have another spiffy souvenir coin to commemorate the event.
 
2022-10-04 12:10:50 AM  
If this situation seems strange to you just imagine Lil Kim's favorite fetish involves angry coitus with Aquaman while Denis Rodman provides play-by-play sportscaster commentary. You're welcome.
 
2022-10-04 12:11:58 AM  
Each missile could have been fifty tractors to improve agriculture.
 
2022-10-04 12:12:16 AM  
Wank wank wank.
 
2022-10-04 12:14:55 AM  
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2022-10-04 12:15:18 AM  

jvl: Ivo Shandor: comment from twitter

God that's stupid. The ISS is not a missile, so no one gives a fark if it flies over their country.  Plus the whole "the Soviet Union established that precedent" part.

And as for the US being fortunate enough to be able to test missiles without overflying another country and that's haaaard for North Korea: that's a Kim problem to solve; it is not a US problem.

Tankies will do anything to be the first to find a way to excuse evil.  It's just a coincidence they overflew Japan and not China or Russia, right?


It overflew Japan because the ocean is in that direction.

NK has limited options for testing long-range missiles. Either they go almost straight up and splash down west of Japan, or (if their test needs a non-vertical trajectory) they have to overfly it on their way to some patch of open ocean on the other side.

It's rude to launch in someone's direction without giving them advance notice but it's not an attack if you're 600km above them in space when you cross their territory.
 
2022-10-04 12:15:59 AM  
Came for Fatty Ding-dong's stupid haircut, leaving satisfied.


/no I didn't.  That shiat is weapons-grade bonercide
//still not as bad as Kadyrov's pre-schooler bowl cut
///his 4 wives are dumber than 70M Americans to fall for that trash
 
2022-10-04 12:20:18 AM  

Myrdinn: Sure, piss off King Shark after he ate his last sibling.  Like THAT is not going to make the next season of Harley Quinn.


I assumed NK is pissed there's going to be another Aqua-man movie and just angry at any large body of water. And he wasn't even aiming at Hawaii
 
2022-10-04 12:24:02 AM  
Give Japan a reason to rearm. Yes, pleaee.
 
2022-10-04 12:54:56 AM  
 
2022-10-04 1:07:32 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x215]


So your point is the US doesn't fly ICBMs over other nations. But rocket man does because other nations happen to be in the way....
 
2022-10-04 1:07:59 AM  
He's demonstrated his missiles can go east. He should make sure they can go west and north to be sure.
 
2022-10-04 1:08:11 AM  
Poor guy just can't compete with a war in Europe and its global effects when it comes to attention.
 
2022-10-04 1:13:29 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: He's demonstrated his missiles can go east. He should make sure they can go west and north to be sure.


Good joke, but he has done that. He has a couple of satellites in polar orbits.

https://www.heavens-above.com/orbit.aspx?satid=39026
 
2022-10-04 1:39:18 AM  

Drearyx: Give Japan a reason to rearm. Yes, pleaee.


Re-arm? They never disarmed, just changed the constitution to where they couldn't start wars.
 
2022-10-04 2:08:10 AM  
Do you want Neo-Tokyo? Because this is how you get Neo-Tokyo!
 
2022-10-04 2:08:54 AM  
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2022-10-04 2:24:22 AM  

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Wow, those guys must have been in a shiat-ton of wars.
 
2022-10-04 2:58:22 AM  
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2022-10-04 3:00:51 AM  
Ivo Shandor:It overflew Japan because the ocean is in that direction.

The closest ocean is there, but so what? It flew 4500km.  They could have reached the Arctic Ocean by overflying the nothingness of Siberia.  They could have shot northwest and smashed in the Bering Strait.  They could have shot southwest and hit the Indian Ocean.  They had a lot of choices they didn't take in order to intentionally piss off Japan.
 
2022-10-04 3:03:35 AM  
Y'all may think he's bad, but I bet you that sister of his is at least twice as brutal.
 
2022-10-04 3:24:16 AM  

farkitallletitend: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x215]

So your point is the US doesn't fly ICBMs over other nations. But rocket man does because other nations happen to be in the way....


Soooooo, you are here defending North Korea, seriously?
 
2022-10-04 4:46:12 AM  
What does China get out of protecting NK?
 
2022-10-04 5:44:36 AM  

Toxophil: Do you want Neo-Tokyo? Because this is how you get Neo-Tokyo!


By breeding a group of mutants with overwhelming psychic powers?

TETSUOOOOOOO
 
2022-10-04 5:46:15 AM  

LL316: What does China get out of protecting NK?


Some slave labor, a market for weapons, and a distraction for the United States and other rival powers in Asia.
 
2022-10-04 6:00:22 AM  

indylaw: Toxophil: Do you want Neo-Tokyo? Because this is how you get Neo-Tokyo!

By breeding a group of mutants with overwhelming psychic powers?

TETSUOOOOOOO


KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2022-10-04 6:39:20 AM  

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the haircut is never not funny


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2022-10-04 7:57:39 AM  

jvl: It's just a coincidence they overflew Japan and not China or Russia, right?


In fairness to the Norks, missile tests tend to take place over the ocean so that when they land they don't hit anything important. Especially if they don't land where they are supposed to.

Shooting them over China defeats that purpose. Shooting them over Russia might work depending on range.

The safest bet is probably southward over the East China Sea, but the possibility of veering off course to hit Taiwan or China is probably much higher than the chances of falling short on Japan.
 
2022-10-04 10:13:32 AM  
That's farking bullshiat sending a missile through sovereign airspace.  It is an act of nuclear terrorism, plain and simple, not to mention if it had malfunctioned and had to be aborted over Japan or crashed there.

I'm not sure what additional sanctions we could hit them with at this point.
 
2022-10-04 10:47:34 AM  
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2022-10-04 3:52:15 PM  
Japan should use buoys to mark out a north korea-sized area in the middle of the sea of japan and bomb every cm for a few days straight.
 
2022-10-04 11:06:58 PM  
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2022-10-05 7:10:13 AM  

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So really it was an attempt to blow up Hawaii that fell short.
 
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