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(The Daily Beast)   Daily Beast confirms Herschel Walker had at least one fewer children than previously estimated   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-10-03 9:00:43 PM  
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2022-10-03 9:59:52 PM  
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2022-10-03 10:04:30 PM  
She supported these claims with a $575 receipt from the abortion clinic, a "get well" card from Walker, and a bank deposit receipt that included an image of a signed $700 personal check from Walker.

I mean, it's entirely possible she got it done without his knowledge and he sent her a $700 check for some other reason, but...

/Also, the fact that his lawyer doesn't know who she is is hilarious.
 
2022-10-03 10:06:57 PM  
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Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.

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2022-10-03 10:37:52 PM  
How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.
 
2022-10-03 10:38:21 PM  
Still, this guy could win
 
2022-10-03 10:39:39 PM  

The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.


You won't find out about most of them.
 
2022-10-03 10:40:13 PM  
Yeah, but he has a (R) next to his name and has said Jesus loves him, so you can't expect people to not vote for him.
 
2022-10-03 10:40:43 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 430x735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.

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Yikes, y'all
 
2022-10-03 10:40:56 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 430x735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.

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I mean, that last one is just basically 90% (at a minimum) of GOP politicians.  It's basically required at this point.  If you actually were a moral, upright man (or woman), you wouldn't be a Republican.  You'd be ashamed to be associated with them.
 
2022-10-03 10:42:37 PM  
"The only moral abortion is my mistress' abortion"
 
2022-10-03 10:42:48 PM  

The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.


Hopefully every single one of the children they conceived has been aborted, beats having to wait for them to die off.
 
2022-10-03 10:43:38 PM  
Paid for? That's weir----oh wait

You know, if women need men to PAY FOR abortions then they don't have access, but men do.
 
2022-10-03 10:44:27 PM  

The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.


Well, did any woman really want to birth that potatohead's spawn?
 
2022-10-03 10:44:58 PM  
Same as it ever was.
 
2022-10-03 10:45:01 PM  

The Bunyip: Yeah, but he has a (R) next to his name and has said Jesus loves him, so you can't expect people to not vote for him.


Yep. A flawed vessel, just like His Holiness Donald of Orange.

Who absolutely has paid for at least one abortion over the course of his adulterous life.
 
2022-10-03 10:45:22 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 430x735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.

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Considering his son is a dumbfark Republican too, and has been supporting him up until this point, this seems like a pretty big blow.
 
2022-10-03 10:46:20 PM  

The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.


And lets not forget the homophobic gay Republicans.

Or the fake combat veteran Republicans.
 
2022-10-03 10:47:19 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 430x735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.

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Patricide
 
2022-10-03 10:47:35 PM  
At this point it would probably just improve Republican turn-out.
 
2022-10-03 10:48:25 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 430x735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.


He'd have to rent a ballroom to get everyone in the same room. Perhaps Mar-o-Lardo will give him a discount.
 
2022-10-03 10:48:37 PM  
He took financial responsibility for the kid! Why are you dragging this upright and moral man?

- some fake ass Christian
 
2022-10-03 10:49:06 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 430x735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.

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The funniest thing about Christian Walker pretending to be outraged by abortion while being a conservative, homophobic gay dude is well... Everything.
 
2022-10-03 10:50:54 PM  

New Rising Sun: Walker: [Fark user image 430x735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.

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I mean, that last one is just basically 90% (at a minimum) of GOP politicians.  It's basically required at this point.  If you actually were a moral, upright man (or woman), you wouldn't be a Republican.  You'd be ashamed to be associated with them.


But see, when you cast Power Word: Mild Scorn on them, it drives those moral, upright people to the brink of madness and FORCES them to join the Republicans. Simple cause and effect, like when I stick my finger in this light socket and then run around my neighborhood setting everyone's houses and cars and lawns on fire*.

* Which I don't do any more
 
2022-10-03 10:51:28 PM  
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2022-10-03 10:51:46 PM  

zeroman987: He took financial responsibility for the kid! Why are you dragging this upright and moral man?

- some fake ass Christian


Besides, he had to get one more on his punch card to get that free t-shirt.
 
2022-10-03 10:53:34 PM  
...Thereby proving that is IS super qualified to be a GOP senator.

/Hypocrisy is a prerequisite
 
2022-10-03 10:54:21 PM  

The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.


All of them except Mike Pence.
 
2022-10-03 10:55:54 PM  

leeksfromchichis: The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.

All of them except Mike Pence.


I'd say you know damn well Trump has paid for one or more but he doesn't pay his bills so...
 
2022-10-03 10:56:19 PM  

stoli n coke: zeroman987: He took financial responsibility for the kid! Why are you dragging this upright and moral man?

- some fake ass Christian

Besides, he had to get one more on his punch card to get that free t-shirt.


I had to drink one of every beer on tap at the bar to get my shirt.  Took an entire semester to get through it and some of it was terrible.  So when I say that Hershel Walker earned his "Abortion Man of the Year" shirt I mean it.  It's a Hanes Beefy T. The dude really ground it out and he was well rewarded.
 
2022-10-03 10:56:34 PM  
"God has forgiven me, why can't you?"
 
2022-10-03 10:56:38 PM  
"My CTE is so bad I can't walk and chew bubblegum at the same time. How can you expect me to remember everything that was 'whats up' with every around-the-way girl"
 
2022-10-03 10:57:32 PM  

leeksfromchichis: The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.

All of them except Mike Pence.


I'd probably also put Lindsey Graham on the 'never paid for an abortion list'.
 
2022-10-03 10:59:02 PM  
Now do trump.
 
2022-10-03 11:01:44 PM  
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2022-10-03 11:02:29 PM  
"All you want to do is run with stories to target Black conservatives," he said. "You focus on Black conservatives."

Because Black Conservatives are idiots for supporting a Party, whose base of white voters  are willing to use Blacks as a puppet, but then would string them up if they could. I have many issues with the Democrats, but it would be under the threat of violence on the day that I support the GOP.

The funniest thing about Trump showing how little he cares about people is that he said he could walk down Fifth Ave shooting people, and not lose votes. Trump wasn't even talking about shooting "nobodies", but likely the rich people who had the money to buy Trump's condos and buy his golf memberships. He even hates his own kind. Yet he spouts off racist stuff, and people love him for it.
 
2022-10-03 11:02:42 PM  

The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.


I remember this jackass from PA did the exact same thing a few years back.

https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2017-10-04/pro-life-rep-tim-murphy-pressured-mistress-to-get-abortion
 
2022-10-03 11:07:23 PM  
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2022-10-03 11:08:27 PM  

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2022-10-03 11:09:42 PM  

replacementcool: Walker: [Fark user image 430×735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.
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The funniest thing about Christian Walker pretending to be outraged by abortion while being a conservative, homophobic gay dude is well... Everything.

But he's a real Christian!
 
2022-10-03 11:09:54 PM  

Walker: [Fark user image 430x735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.

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This is the same son who was talking a whole lot like his father. Now this might be a case of Jaden Smith Syndrome, but this guy's 23. Either he really didn't know all of this and his views about his dad are shattered, or his similar callouts and the blowback from what he and his father are getting are causing him to reverse direction as fast as possible, now that his father looks like an absolutely moronic, bigoted trash fire.
 
2022-10-03 11:10:07 PM  
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2022-10-03 11:10:55 PM  
Let he who has not fathered multiple children out of wedlock and paid for countless abortions cast the first stone.

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2022-10-03 11:12:27 PM  

The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.


All of them? It's nothing but projection.
 
2022-10-03 11:12:45 PM  

COMALite J: replacementcool: Walker: [Fark user image 430×735]
Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward.
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The funniest thing about Christian Walker pretending to be outraged by abortion while being a conservative, homophobic gay dude is well... Everything.
But he's a real Christian!


Only in that his name is literally christian 🤣 Also his own followers are ripping into him for being disrespectful to his father lmfao.
 
2022-10-03 11:13:47 PM  

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Does he not have a lawyer to tell him what not to say?!
 
2022-10-03 11:15:41 PM  
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Oh snap
 
2022-10-03 11:17:03 PM  

Your_Midnight_Man: Now do trump.


Ew.
 
2022-10-03 11:17:27 PM  
$575 seems like a pretty good price. I had to pay $350 for one, back in 1983.
 
2022-10-03 11:19:30 PM  

The Lone Gunman: How many friggin' "pro-life" Republicans are going to be revealed to have paid for or coerced abortions?

Walker
Jason Miller
Scott Desjarlais

That's three off the top of my head, but I know there are more.


Didn't someone here say something like 1 out of ever 4 women in the US have had an abortion? The woman I know with the most abortions was a trophy wife in Charlotte, NC area AA back about 10 years ago said she had 11 abortions because birth control was against Christianity.
 
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