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2022-10-03 6:48:05 PM  
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2022-10-03 10:36:46 PM  
Laughing at other people's kids eating shiat is a national pastime.
 
2022-10-03 11:19:58 PM  
you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?
 
2022-10-03 11:21:55 PM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


Sorry, what?
 
2022-10-03 11:28:21 PM  
He's off camera, but there's a kid in a skullcap and trenchcoat who shot him.
 
2022-10-03 11:31:36 PM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


Halloween is about sugar-fueled adolescents pretending to be something they're not; that's MY America 24/7/365 since 1776.
/Although you can keep the candy corn; over-hyped and only permitted by vague tradition (also America).
//Plus, slutty witches never go out of style.
///Halloween rules! Now get off my lawn, kid in a Raiders jersey pretending it counts as a costume.
 
2022-10-03 11:38:26 PM  

Richard Freckle: Laughing at other people's kids eating shiat is a national pastime.


What's funny about that (okay, funnier) isn't the kid eating it. It's that he stays in character.
 
2022-10-03 11:56:10 PM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


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2022-10-04 12:07:34 AM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


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433 [TotalFark]
2022-10-04 12:22:20 AM  
And of course, Michael Myers gets up like nothing happens.  Look out for that kid.
 
2022-10-04 12:27:03 AM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


Username checks out
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2022-10-04 12:30:30 AM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


The calendar doesn't mean jack fark anymore. The local Walmart already had a big egg nog display last week. Now if you'll excuse me, I have eggs to dye.
 
2022-10-04 12:51:37 AM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


Excuse me! In America we capitalize Halloween! Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you get to hate it! 
Now if you excuse me I have streusel-topped pumpkin bread to make and my Halloween Hellsapoppin' Chili takes days to make. It's worth it for the mouth-numbing, anal irritating experience.
 
2022-10-04 1:01:41 AM  

educated: replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?

Sorry, what?


Just a month?  Screw that.  I'll give you Christmas off
 
2022-10-04 1:16:29 AM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


it really is a shame, isn't it?

/costumes and candy every day!
 
2022-10-04 3:12:26 AM  

alice_600: replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?

Excuse me! In America we capitalize Halloween! Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you get to hate it! 
Now if you excuse me I have streusel-topped pumpkin bread to make and my Halloween Hellsapoppin' Chili takes days to make. It's worth it for the mouth-numbing, anal irritating experience.


Hmmmmm, anal irritating you say?
Tell me more about this concoction...
 
2022-10-04 3:40:29 AM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


Ministry - Everyday is Halloween (Remastered Music Video on HD) (For Braden S. & Alison The Artist)
Youtube l1cM9INuCag
 
2022-10-04 3:55:32 AM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


For our house, it starts Oct 1st, and runs through the entire month.

Favorite time of year.


/obvious
 
2022-10-04 5:16:28 AM  
The homecoming queen's got a gun?
 
2022-10-04 7:38:32 AM  
I randomly declare Halloween throughout the year whenever I need a pick-me-up or generally feel like it. It also gives me an excuse to scare people and ask if they've seen my chainsaw and hockey mask.
 
Boe [OhFark]
2022-10-04 8:03:09 AM  

replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?


 Halloween is a whole season.
 
2022-10-04 8:55:36 AM  
Am I missing something? I don't understand why a kid, who can probably not see very well through the mask, busting his ass, is very funny.

Even if you were a total jerk, it would still just be a little funny.

Why would that be your "new favorite Halloween video", what the fark?
 
2022-10-04 10:03:47 AM  

Bslim: alice_600: replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?

Excuse me! In America we capitalize Halloween! Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you get to hate it! 
Now if you excuse me I have streusel-topped pumpkin bread to make and my Halloween Hellsapoppin' Chili takes days to make. It's worth it for the mouth-numbing, anal irritating experience.

Hmmmmm, anal irritating you say?
Tell me more about this concoction...


I soak the beans in water that was steeped in dried ancho chilis so when you think the food isn't flavored enough. You get a pop of hell in your mouth.
 
2022-10-04 2:43:37 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?

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Baby Bat Burritos
Youtube Uuvaos1WHTk
 
2022-10-04 2:52:21 PM  

Trik: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: replacementcool: you guys understand halloween is just one night, right? not the whole month?

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They are impossibly cute.
Those little belly boops at the end, my goodness.
 
2022-10-04 2:53:10 PM  

Perlin Noise: Am I missing something? I don't understand why a kid, who can probably not see very well through the mask, busting his ass, is very funny.

Even if you were a total jerk, it would still just be a little funny.

Why would that be your "new favorite Halloween video", what the fark?


How can I tell you've never seen the original Halloween?
 
2022-10-04 5:08:24 PM  

Foolkiller: Perlin Noise: Am I missing something? I don't understand why a kid, who can probably not see very well through the mask, busting his ass, is very funny.

Even if you were a total jerk, it would still just be a little funny.

Why would that be your "new favorite Halloween video", what the fark?

How can I tell you've never seen the original Halloween?


I have, is there some point in the movie where Jason falls on his ass after tripping over a hay bail?

That movie was not good enough for me to remember such a detail ...or see it more than once

Though considered revolutionary, etc, I find it one of Wes Craven's least memorable films.


/ I feel that I need to confirm that I'm kidding, lest I get spammed with nerd hate.
 
2022-10-04 10:58:09 PM  

Richard Freckle: Laughing at other people's kids eating shiat is a national pastime.


Oh I could laugh at kids falling off of bikes all day.
 
2022-10-04 11:04:07 PM  

Perlin Noise: Am I missing something? I don't understand why a kid, who can probably not see very well through the mask, busting his ass, is very funny.

Even if you were a total jerk, it would still just be a little funny.

Why would that be your "new favorite Halloween video", what the fark?


Cuz he accidentally recorded over your mom starring in "All Hollowed Eve"?
 
2022-10-05 9:16:45 AM  

NINEv2: Perlin Noise: Am I missing something? I don't understand why a kid, who can probably not see very well through the mask, busting his ass, is very funny.

Even if you were a total jerk, it would still just be a little funny.

Why would that be your "new favorite Halloween video", what the fark?

Cuz he accidentally recorded over your mom starring in "All Hollowed Eve"?


I don't think that's funny, my mom died a week before Halloween.
 
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