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2022-10-03 1:45:31 PM  
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2022-10-03 5:48:38 PM  
If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day
 
2022-10-03 8:06:09 PM  
He is a man of depth and elegance, this ambassador.
 
2022-10-03 8:06:13 PM  
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2022-10-03 8:06:22 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day


That's not what happens any time that farking ass hole posts?

He just throws his back out before he can choke to death.
 
2022-10-03 8:06:28 PM  
Off to use that Diplomatic immunity

Hey, you gotta pay for that
"Diplomatic immunity"
Hey you just groped me!
"Diplomatic immunity!"

Not going on any ships
 
2022-10-03 8:07:06 PM  
He's just been provoked
 
2022-10-03 8:07:10 PM  
Amazing how this guy went from space flight untouchable, to a complete attention seeking moron
 
2022-10-03 8:07:52 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day


Chocked?  So, killed by being placed as a wheel chock for a heavy vehicle while performing autofellatio?  That's oddly specific.
 
2022-10-03 8:08:48 PM  

SuspiciousNewAccount: He is a man of depth and elegance


wealth and taste
 
2022-10-03 8:10:05 PM  
Counter offer:
Russia goes back to the 1991 borders.
Russia pays for damages and the grain they stole.
Ukrainians are allowed to return home.
Putin appears in the Hague for war crimes. He can be shirtless but must wear the comically large chains.
 
2022-10-03 8:10:05 PM  

olorin604: [Fark user image image 425x204]from the replies


Would somebody mind explaining this to me please?
 
2022-10-03 8:10:10 PM  

Chromium_One: The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day

Chocked?  So, killed by being placed as a wheel chock for a heavy vehicle while performing autofellatio?  That's oddly specific.


Oddly specific, but I'll sign that petition.
 
2022-10-03 8:11:11 PM  

Chromium_One: The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day

Chocked?  So, killed by being placed as a wheel chock for a heavy vehicle while performing autofellatio?  That's oddly specific.


It's about all his skull is good for.

He's not a brilliant genius. He's a programmer who worked on a team.
 
2022-10-03 8:12:11 PM  

styckx: Amazing how this guy went from space flight untouchable, to a complete attention seeking moron


He was always an attention seeking moron. The SpaceX and Tesla employees are entirely responsible for both companies' success.
 
2022-10-03 8:12:30 PM  

styckx: Amazing how this guy went from space flight untouchable, to a complete attention seeking moron


If you were paying attention, he was the latter the entire time.
 
2022-10-03 8:13:11 PM  
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2022-10-03 8:13:53 PM  
Counter offer:

1) Musk kills himself
2) world is automatically a better place
3) cryptobros cry for 30 seconds
4) the rest of humanity cheers forever
 
2022-10-03 8:14:09 PM  
Why does Elon insist upon being a The Onion headline made flesh?
 
2022-10-03 8:14:10 PM  

Slackfumasta: olorin604: [Fark user image image 425x204]from the replies

Would somebody mind explaining this to me please?


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2022-10-03 8:14:13 PM  
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2022-10-03 8:14:22 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Oddly specific, but I'll sign that petition.


Not ruling anything out, but suspect there's better options if Mr. Stencilist is going for something good for PPV.
 
2022-10-03 8:14:49 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day


Just get him and Trump in the same room. There's one boxy television camera that only works if someone hand-cranks it from behind. Meanwhile, a slow drizzle of liquid shiat is filling the room. It will only stop if they can get a message out concerning what's happening. But this would require one of them to operate the camera and the other to get the attention.
 
2022-10-03 8:16:08 PM  

Slackfumasta: olorin604: [Fark user image image 425x204]from the replies

Would somebody mind explaining this to me please?


The Russian military has been using the symbol Z. I don't really know what they think it's supposed to represent, and I don't care.
 
2022-10-03 8:16:40 PM  

styckx: Amazing how this guy went from space flight untouchable, to a complete attention seeking moron


It's an absolute bafflement. I think impossibly well of his engineers' achievements. But they did it even thought you were an asshole.
 
2022-10-03 8:16:59 PM  

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Would somebody mind explaining this to me please?


seriously?
you will enjoy catching up on all the super funny sunflower seed and orc jokes, now that you are out of your coma.
 
2022-10-03 8:17:01 PM  

styckx: Amazing how this guy went from space flight untouchable, to a complete attention seeking moron


It's a symptom of his inability to be satisfied, something all billionaires (and a lot of multi-millionaires) share. Much like he can never have enough money and power, just being liked by some people and tolerated at worst by most others because he had good PR wasn't enough. He had to try and get EVERYONE to like him by saying/doing shiat like his stupid cave submarine idea, then when that blew up in his face, he doubled down and threw a tantrum. One he's never really stopped having.
 
2022-10-03 8:17:47 PM  
Strongly worded letter to follow
 
2022-10-03 8:18:31 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day


I was thinking a twitter shiat and then the human version of zombie-ant fungus compels him to climb to a high place and bite down on his own dick just before the spore fruit explodes from his head, but we could be trying to one-up each other all day on this one.
 
2022-10-03 8:19:08 PM  
The most pathetic thing was Elon whining about bots when the poll didn't go his way
 
2022-10-03 8:19:32 PM  
Afrikaner supports Russia? What a shocker.
 
2022-10-03 8:20:09 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day


was he trying to stop his cybertruck from rolling away?

/other than that
//i'm with you man
 
2022-10-03 8:20:27 PM  
So many sh*tty people are desperate for Ukraine to give in to Putin's brutalism.
 
2022-10-03 8:21:42 PM  

Russ1642: Slackfumasta: olorin604: [Fark user image image 425x204]from the replies

Would somebody mind explaining this to me please?

The Russian military has been using the symbol Z. I don't really know what they think it's supposed to represent, and I don't care.


I thought it was like the V on the vehicles in desert storm.  There were a lot of vehicles that could be Iraqi so the V designated which ones were friendlies.
 
2022-10-03 8:21:42 PM  

austerity101: So many sh*tty people are desperate for Ukraine to give in to Putin's brutalism.


They empathize with Putin because they don't want to be held accountable for their own shiattiness.
 
2022-10-03 8:22:22 PM  
Has he realized that only Russians and the far right have shiatty enough taste to like the Cybertrash?
 
2022-10-03 8:26:44 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day

Just get him and Trump in the same room. There's one boxy television camera that only works if someone hand-cranks it from behind. Meanwhile, a slow drizzle of liquid shiat is filling the room. It will only stop if they can get a message out concerning what's happening. But this would require one of them to operate the camera and the other to get the attention.


You will never see Musk and Trump in the same room because they are the same person.
 
2022-10-03 8:28:58 PM  
Curious how the poll went.  Anyone with a Twitter account want to post a screenshot?
 
2022-10-03 8:29:39 PM  
Chocks for chocking to death...

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2022-10-03 8:30:30 PM  

2fardownthread: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day

Just get him and Trump in the same room. There's one boxy television camera that only works if someone hand-cranks it from behind. Meanwhile, a slow drizzle of liquid shiat is filling the room. It will only stop if they can get a message out concerning what's happening. But this would require one of them to operate the camera and the other to get the attention.

You will never see Musk and Trump in the same room because they are the same person.


No, Musk actually has a business that succeeded.  It succeeded despite him, not because of him...but it didn't go bankrupt like all of Trump's businesses...
 
2022-10-03 8:31:05 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: If I were to wake up one morning and see a headline announcing that Elon Musk chocked to death while sucking his own dick while posting to Twitter, I'd know then and there that there would not be many, if any days better than that day


I see him more as an autoerotic asphyxiation type of guy. Something like his "chokebot" malfunctioned while he was rubbing one out.
 
2022-10-03 8:31:25 PM  

Emposter: Curious how the poll went.  Anyone with a Twitter account want to post a screenshot?


He got rejected badly, then claimed it was bots. Because he can't possibly be wrong, had to be bots.
 
2022-10-03 8:31:26 PM  

anjin-san: The most pathetic thing was Elon whining about bots when the poll didn't go his way


He really is Trump with basic coding skills.

Holy shiat, Barron is going to become the Kwizzat Derperach, isn't he.
 
2022-10-03 8:31:58 PM  

Russ1642: Slackfumasta: olorin604: [Fark user image image 425x204]from the replies

Would somebody mind explaining this to me please?

The Russian military has been using the symbol Z. I don't really know what they think it's supposed to represent, and I don't care.


Symbol that is easily identifiable with no ambiguity, it also happens to be a letter in the Roman alphabet.  (Not sure if also in Cyrillic)
 
2022-10-03 8:31:59 PM  

Tarl3k: No, Musk actually has a business that succeeded. It succeeded despite him, not because of him...but it didn't go bankrupt like all of Trump's businesses...


Fits with the observation that some fortune-X companies survive despite themselves.
 
2022-10-03 8:35:20 PM  

LordJiro: styckx: Amazing how this guy went from space flight untouchable, to a complete attention seeking moron

It's a symptom of his inability to be satisfied, something all billionaires (and a lot of multi-millionaires) share. Much like he can never have enough money and power, just being liked by some people and tolerated at worst by most others because he had good PR wasn't enough. He had to try and get EVERYONE to like him by saying/doing shiat like his stupid cave submarine idea, then when that blew up in his face, he doubled down and threw a tantrum. One he's never really stopped having.


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2022-10-03 8:36:32 PM  
oooof.

Didn't Musk JUST BUILD a huge factory in Germany? Isn't the German government pretty committed to VW as the national industrial policy car manufacturer? And left/green is pretty dead set against right/fasco-Russia these days, so Musk is really scratching the record here.

What people need to realize is that Musk's JUDGEMENT is what matters here. Let's acknowledge that everyone has a right to an opinion. Having said that, are these the kinds of things that a PRUDENT fiduciary and single individual responsible for more wealth than most nations on the planet should be saying? I mean, how many people DIDN'T post on Twitter pretending to know more about difficult political issues, and shouldn't THEY be running multibillion dollar car companies?

What does Mr. Musk really know a lot about, and shouldn't he be doing that? Why isn't he?

/ Toyota closed its huge factory in Russia for good ... just a couple of days ago. Oct. 1.
// When Toyota is reading the room better and faster than some numbnut....
/// well.... that is a true numbnut.
 
2022-10-03 8:37:45 PM  

styckx: Amazing how this guy went from space flight untouchable, to a complete attention seeking moron


...about that...
 
2022-10-03 8:38:05 PM  

austerity101: So many sh*tty people are desperate for Ukraine to give in to Putin's brutalism.


Their orgasms just aren't the same unless they know that their authoritarian strongman of choice is getting one over on somebody.
 
2022-10-03 8:40:14 PM  

Emposter: Curious how the poll went.  Anyone with a Twitter account want to post a screenshot?


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