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(KEYC Mankato)   Taco Bell finally apologizes for trying to serve breakfast   (keyc.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Fast food, Taco Bell, Saturday Night Live, old breakfast menu, Cuisine of the Southwestern United States, Burrito, order options, Saturated fat  
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731 clicks; posted to Food » on 03 Oct 2022 at 2:50 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-03 3:30:41 PM  
Man. I love all that.  Why do the masses suck so much donkey 🍆???????
 
2022-10-03 3:50:46 PM  
Short answer: People don't like change, and they'll complain about it. Loudly.
 
2022-10-03 3:53:35 PM  
I am blessed with wonderful local texmex restaraunts that are only open for breakfast and lunch. Some open as early as 430am and most close no later than 3pm. The restaraunts hours support hospital shifts or oil refinerery shifts but the late night clubbers and early morning fishermen can enjoy the good stuff. All kinds of kickass food, freshly made, and at a good price.

/the Honduran and Guatemalan restaraunts also are nice to mix it up
 
2022-10-03 3:54:40 PM  
I liked the Lesbian Breakfast commercial they ran last May:
Taco Bell $5 Bell Breakfast Box TV Spot, 'Breakfast in Bed'
Youtube L7k5kVZZPMw
 
2022-10-03 4:18:03 PM  

zimbach: I liked the Lesbian Breakfast commercial they ran last May:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/L7k5kVZZPMw]


Lesbian Breakfast sounds like an album title.
 
2022-10-03 4:24:16 PM  
How bout bringing back the basics for the rest of the day and bring back the enchirito?
 
2022-10-03 4:28:29 PM  

Trocadero: zimbach: I liked the Lesbian Breakfast commercial they ran last May:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/L7k5kVZZPMw]

Lesbian Breakfast sounds like an album title.


Or a band name.
 
2022-10-03 4:34:10 PM  

McGrits: I am blessed with wonderful local texmex restaraunts that are only open for breakfast and lunch. Some open as early as 430am and most close no later than 3pm. The restaraunts hours support hospital shifts or oil refinerery shifts but the late night clubbers and early morning fishermen can enjoy the good stuff. All kinds of kickass food, freshly made, and at a good price.

/the Honduran and Guatemalan restaraunts also are nice to mix it up


Taco Bell is not for when you want Mexican food. Taco Bell is for when you want Taco Bell.
 
2022-10-03 4:35:47 PM  

skiinstructor: How bout bringing back the basics for the rest of the day and bring back the enchirito?


They might.
https://www.tacobell.com/news/taco-bell-fans-vote-on-which-will-briefly-return-to-menus-in-2022-double-decker-taco-or-enchirito
 
2022-10-03 4:37:48 PM  

skiinstructor: How bout bringing back the basics for the rest of the day and bring back the enchirito?


It's back, at least around here. Though I haven't tried one yet.
 
2022-10-03 4:38:57 PM  

Somaticasual: Short answer: People don't like change, and they'll complain about it. Loudly.


I like change just fine, but Taco Bell's breakfast offerings were stupid. Their ridiculous breakfast taco didn't actually stay folded and was impossible to eat without wearing some of it, especially if you tried to dunk it in maple syrup like they very strongly implied that you wanted to (you don't want to).

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2022-10-03 4:53:23 PM  
I do like their breakfast crunchwraps, and that orangeish chipotle sauce is great.
 
2022-10-03 5:58:41 PM  

basscomm: Somaticasual: Short answer: People don't like change, and they'll complain about it. Loudly.

I like change just fine, but Taco Bell's breakfast offerings were stupid. Their ridiculous breakfast taco didn't actually stay folded and was impossible to eat without wearing some of it, especially if you tried to dunk it in maple syrup like they very strongly implied that you wanted to (you don't want to).

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2022-10-03 7:22:04 PM  
Just open early. Breakfast is overrated, but I could totally demolish some Taco Bell at 7am after a long night of drinking.
 
2022-10-03 7:34:08 PM  

ElwoodCuse: McGrits: I am blessed with wonderful local texmex restaraunts that are only open for breakfast and lunch. Some open as early as 430am and most close no later than 3pm. The restaraunts hours support hospital shifts or oil refinerery shifts but the late night clubbers and early morning fishermen can enjoy the good stuff. All kinds of kickass food, freshly made, and at a good price.

/the Honduran and Guatemalan restaraunts also are nice to mix it up

Taco Bell is not for when you want Mexican food. Taco Bell is for when you want Taco Bell.


Exactly. It's cheap Tex-mex and sometimes you have to challenge your GI to keep it strong.

Sort of like a vaccine.
 
2022-10-03 7:34:38 PM  
Oh, and Enchirito or GTFO.
 
2022-10-03 7:35:36 PM  
"We went nuts and here's Pete Davidson to apologize" is a farking hilarious spin on "we're rolling out a new, simplified breakfast menu."

So, when does Kanye West get tapped by Taco Bell to shout incoherent defiance at us for not embracing Taco Bell's other menu options?
 
2022-10-04 2:07:12 AM  

McGrits: I am blessed with wonderful local texmex restaraunts that are only open for breakfast and lunch. Some open as early as 430am and most close no later than 3pm. The restaraunts hours support hospital shifts or oil refinerery shifts but the late night clubbers and early morning fishermen can enjoy the good stuff. All kinds of kickass food, freshly made, and at a good price.

/the Honduran and Guatemalan restaraunts also are nice to mix it up


Guess Taco Bell should just close up shop at every location.
 
2022-10-04 2:10:52 AM  

wildcardjack: Just open early. Breakfast is overrated, but I could totally demolish some Taco Bell at 7am after a long night of drinking.


Good God yes, every place should do full-menu breakfast. The whole concept of "breakfast food" is weird and dated.
 
2022-10-04 4:30:22 AM  
Taco Bell tapped comedian and "Saturday Night Live" alum Pete Davidson for the gig

Yeah, 'cos that face surely won't make me lose my appetite....

/ reminds me of when Quizno's thought two mutant rats would be good for their image
 
2022-10-04 9:30:28 AM  

One Size Fits Some: wildcardjack: Just open early. Breakfast is overrated, but I could totally demolish some Taco Bell at 7am after a long night of drinking.

Good God yes, every place should do full-menu breakfast. The whole concept of "breakfast food" is weird and dated.


This, damn it. This. We're beyond the age of "diets can cure hysteria in women" and "cereals can curb masturbation in men."
 
2022-10-04 9:34:28 AM  

FormlessOne: "cereals can curb masturbation in men."


Aye. Someone should really tell kellogg "It didn't work..."
 
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