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(Daily Record (UK))   Local cat returns from controversial chess match with a theme-appropriate gift for its hoomans   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line
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4092 clicks; posted to Main » and D'awww » on 03 Oct 2022 at 2:00 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-03 1:45:10 PM  
5 votes:

RodneyToady: I think it just means my cat found someone who cheats at chess.


When I made that comment, the headline didn't refer to chess.

I swear, I'd pay extra for a "delete comment" feature on Fark for situations like this.
 
2022-10-03 1:24:52 PM  
4 votes:
I think it just means my cat found someone who cheats at chess.
 
2022-10-03 2:23:03 PM  
4 votes:
Looks more like a hair tie than a butt toy.
 
2022-10-03 2:48:08 PM  
4 votes:

Oneiros: nytmare: Looks more like a hair tie than a butt toy.

Yes and no.

Usually the hair ones are connected by two pieces of elastic, without having that extra loop on one side:
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But you're right in that it looks rather similar.

I'm not familiar with how much variation there is in anal beads, so can't confirm if those are or aren't.


Its the daily record. They don't know their anal beads from their Ben wa balls.
 
2022-10-03 2:49:33 PM  
3 votes:
Those aren't anal beads or Ben Wa balls. They are however a cheap knock version of the idea of Ben Wa balls -- they're for kegel exercises.

Insert, walk around, and try to keep them inside.
 
2022-10-03 2:11:21 PM  
2 votes:
Well, A+ for inventing a story that probably isn't true, very original.
 
2022-10-03 3:18:10 PM  
2 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Not a sex toy. Just a toy.

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You lack imagination.
 
2022-10-03 3:43:00 PM  
2 votes:
https://www.amazon.com/Bungee-Cords-Canopy-Shelter-Resistant/dp/B07S69BR3S
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The fact that they made this mental leap:
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...says a lot about the person itching to call the "news"paper and tell them all about it.
 
2022-10-03 4:44:40 PM  
2 votes:

pastramithemosterotic: Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. There's no telling how he obtained those


Cats manifest things just by thinking about them.
 
2022-10-03 4:47:13 PM  
2 votes:

bubbadave1056: Kitties, especially that one, should be kept inside for their safety as well as the safety of neighbors' belongings.


Looking at the expression, that cat knows what it did.
 
2022-10-03 2:21:17 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Just inbox me"

I love learning new slang.
 
2022-10-03 4:34:22 PM  
1 vote:
Kitties, especially that one, should be kept inside for their safety as well as the safety of neighbors' belongings.
 
2022-10-03 5:02:13 PM  
1 vote:

waxbeans: Are those butt beeds? I think those are shoe freshners


Anything is a butt bead if you're brave enough.
 
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