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2022-10-03 1:06:20 PM  
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2022-10-03 1:06:59 PM  
Trolling the libs: An Elon past time
 
2022-10-03 1:13:57 PM  

somedude210: Trolling the libs: An Elon past time


Joke's on you!
He's not pretending.
 
2022-10-03 1:15:21 PM  
Who in the f*ck asked you?
 
2022-10-03 1:15:39 PM  
Take off that Peacemaker helmet, Elon. It doesn't fit on your fat head.
 
2022-10-03 1:26:56 PM  
How about Russia getting the fuck out of Ukraine?  Is that simple enough for you?
 
2022-10-03 1:32:06 PM  
"Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision"

There are like five different things wrong with this idea. You could spend like an hour writing a very long essay explaining why this is stupid, but Elon is not arguing in good faith, and will ignore all responses and instead go off and tweet about how the new amphibious cybertruck should have a proprietary teledildonic fleshlight clone so that you can have sex with the vehicle while crossing floodwaters in full self-driving mode.
 
2022-10-03 1:33:34 PM  
Alternative:
- Russia gets the fark out of Ukraine.
- ALL of Ukraine.
- Yes, that includes Crimea.
- Russia returns the Ukrainian citizens it kidnapped
- Ukraine joins whatever alliances or agreements it feels like.
 
2022-10-03 1:33:37 PM  
Musk has no say in the matter.
 
2022-10-03 1:34:00 PM  
You know how I know Crimea belongs to Ukraine.  Because if it was part of Russia, they would not have needed a f$cking invasion to annex it.
 
2022-10-03 1:35:08 PM  
Elon vs NAFO, hilarious

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2022-10-03 1:36:04 PM  

Bootleg: Alternative:
- Russia gets the fark out of Ukraine.
- ALL of Ukraine.
- Yes, that includes Crimea.
- Russia returns the Ukrainian citizens it kidnapped
- Ukraine joins whatever alliances or agreements it feels like.

- the rest of the world agrees to lift sanctions on Russia after it pays full reparations to Ukraine (however long that takes)
 
2022-10-03 1:40:03 PM  
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2022-10-03 1:40:12 PM  
Nobody asked you Elon.
Go colonize Mars and don't come back.
 
2022-10-03 1:40:22 PM  
Ukraine's ambassador just told him to f*ck off.

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2022-10-03 1:40:58 PM  
I also like to smoke pot and say things.
 
2022-10-03 1:41:00 PM  
I was skeptical of Musk providing Starlink to Ukraine, and I didn't know why.

Now we know why - he was trying to get leverage over the situation.

Not sure what he's up to, but he's revealed a bit with this tweet.
 
2022-10-03 1:41:21 PM  
Twat
 
2022-10-03 1:41:53 PM  
Beware. If this doesn't work he'll call everybody pedophiles.
 
2022-10-03 1:42:11 PM  

Walker: Ukraine's ambassador just told him to f*ck off.

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Yeah I liked the Model Y I rented on a recent trip, and was thinking of ignroing my disdain for Musk and getting one anyway, but now no.

I'll drive the damn 2006 Nissan Leaf before I ever get into his Model-Why? again.
 
2022-10-03 1:42:15 PM  
What a piece of s#!t.
 
2022-10-03 1:43:08 PM  
So tomorrow when Zelensky claps back and Elon calls him a pedo, should we all just meet back here, or do we need a new thread?
 
2022-10-03 1:43:28 PM  

make me some tea: I was skeptical of Musk providing Starlink to Ukraine, and I didn't know why.

Now we know why - he was trying to get leverage over the situation.

Not sure what he's up to, but he's revealed a bit with this tweet.


The US facilitated Starlink to Ukraine, hence why Musk was so muted on taking laps on the accomplishment...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/04/08/us-quietly-paying-millions-send-starlink-terminals-ukraine-contrary-spacexs-claims/
 
2022-10-03 1:43:53 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

elonmusk: Ukraine-Russia Peace: - Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people. - Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 coontil Khrushchev's mistake). - Water supply to Crimea assured. - Ukraine remains neutral.


Holy f*ck stick to electric cars and toy rockets.

Sheesh.
 
2022-10-03 1:44:07 PM  

make me some tea: I was skeptical of Musk providing Starlink to Ukraine, and I didn't know why.

Now we know why - he was trying to get leverage over the situation.

Not sure what he's up to, but he's revealed a bit with this tweet.


He's a megalomaniac.  No matter what angle he is working, it's all about him.
 
2022-10-03 1:44:38 PM  
This is the problem with assholes like Musk, and his ilk. They become successful at one enterprise, think they're a genius, and then believe that they can give advice on areas that are not even remotely within their area of success.

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2022-10-03 1:44:47 PM  
Whether or not this has anything to do with TSLA tanking a bit today, STFU, idiot.
 
2022-10-03 1:44:49 PM  
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2022-10-03 1:44:55 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision"

There are like five different things wrong with this idea. You could spend like an hour writing a very long essay explaining why this is stupid, but Elon is not arguing in good faith, and will ignore all responses and instead go off and tweet about how the new amphibious cybertruck should have a proprietary teledildonic fleshlight clone so that you can have sex with the vehicle while crossing floodwaters in full self-driving mode.


I'm torn on whether this completely takes all the fun out of road head or if it's big-brain behavior to have your truck provide a lower-risk option to surreptitiously jerk you off for those times when you're stuck in traffic
 
2022-10-03 1:45:04 PM  
I've never seen a CEO go out of their way to alienate an entire country full of customers before.
Interesting.
 
2022-10-03 1:45:27 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Take off that Peacemaker helmet, Elon. It doesn't fit on your fat head.


The Peacemaker helmet has burst into flames, and the "remove helmet" button is not functioning.
 
2022-10-03 1:45:36 PM  

make me some tea: I was skeptical of Musk providing Starlink to Ukraine, and I didn't know why.

Now we know why - he was trying to get leverage over the situation.

Not sure what he's up to, but he's revealed a bit with this tweet.


Honestly, I think all of this is because Russia is threatening to shoot down Starlink satellites. He's hoping to make "peace" before that happens.  Wtf knows though..
 
2022-10-03 1:45:42 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision"

There are like five different things wrong with this idea. You could spend like an hour writing a very long essay explaining why this is stupid, but Elon is not arguing in good faith, and will ignore all responses and instead go off and tweet about how the new amphibious cybertruck should have a proprietary teledildonic fleshlight clone so that you can have sex with the vehicle while crossing floodwaters in full self-driving mode.


I think all of us should go stand in the board room at Tesla, declare ourselves part of the board, and demand a board vote on firing Elon and donating all his stock options to Ukrainian orphans.

If he doesn't think that vote is 100% legit, we can invite someone from the Department of Labor in to observe a recount.
 
2022-10-03 1:45:43 PM  
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2022-10-03 1:45:58 PM  
"Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 coontil Khrushchev's mistake)." ~ Elon Musk ~

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2022-10-03 1:46:25 PM  

SVC_conservative: Elon vs NAFO, hilarious

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Everytime that fool opens his goddamned mouth, my retirement fund takes a hit.
 
2022-10-03 1:47:47 PM  
Russia has been trying to turn the US against Ukraine.  From Tankie trolling to assholes saying that we shouldn't send money to Ukraine until we fix X thing wrong in the US as if the USA can't do more thing at one time.

fark off.  fark right off.

Ukraine has the right to self determination, and as the world's most powerful democracy we have a moral imperative to support them against the forces of evil. Yes, the Russian government and their war of aggression is evil.  Anything less is shameful and our support should continue until Ukraine says they are ready for peace.  As in, some South African spoiled dweeb, or some old guy in Rome, don't have a farking say.

The Ukrainian people have a say, and they are saying to the last.  We must support them to the last.
 
2022-10-03 1:48:03 PM  
The "horse for a handjob" guy wants to work a peace deal for warring nations?
 
2022-10-03 1:48:13 PM  

Walker: Ukraine's ambassador just told him to f*ck off.

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Nice...
 
2022-10-03 1:49:05 PM  

Rusty Shackleford: fragMasterFlash: Take off that Peacemaker helmet, Elon. It doesn't fit on your fat head.

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Has he gotten scabies yet?
 
2022-10-03 1:49:20 PM  
ok, Clear point now - Elon gets no more US contracts and has all pending US contracts canceled due to pro-russian issues.
 
2022-10-03 1:49:22 PM  
No wonder his ex broke up with him, If he is straddling the fence that hard he must not have any wedding tackle.
 
2022-10-03 1:49:32 PM  
Musk is a trust fund kid posing as an inventor and politician. He's just a dumbass rich kid.
 
2022-10-03 1:49:34 PM  
Russia didn't have to buy him off. He's an oligarch, of course he is going to side with them.
 
2022-10-03 1:49:54 PM  
I am so glad Musk turned crazy before I got a Tesla.  I'd been eyeing them for a couple years waiting for my car to die (06 TSX - it'll outlive me).  Would have been real pissed to get one only to have Musk jump off the deep end on me.  Now I'll just wait until traditional automakers get more EVs to market - they'll likely be cheaper and/or built better than the Tesla, anyway.  Economies of scale, baby!
 
2022-10-03 1:50:00 PM  

Rusty Shackleford: fragMasterFlash: Take off that Peacemaker helmet, Elon. It doesn't fit on your fat head.

The Peacemaker helmet has burst into flames, and the "remove helmet" button is not functioning.


Wow. A whole song made of fart noises!
 
2022-10-03 1:50:06 PM  
You're an idiot if you give Elon any money.
 
2022-10-03 1:50:19 PM  

GanjSmokr: Whether or not this has anything to do with TSLA tanking a bit today, STFU, idiot.


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Yeah, that is one volatile stock for an auto manufacturer. And I'm with you and Ukraine's official response. Elon can go fark himself.
 
2022-10-03 1:50:21 PM  
He just likes shorting his own stock so much.
 
2022-10-03 1:50:22 PM  
Whenever Elon has his next investor meeting, I hope someone asks him how the company is going to market their brand in Ukraine now that Elon Musk has personally insulted the entire country....
 
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