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    More: Creepy, Federal Bureau of Investigation, United States district court, Child pornography, Crime, William C. Dickhans, United States Department of Justice, United States, Ste. Genevieve County Sheriff's Office  
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5305 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2022 at 2:24 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-03 12:39:04 PM  
Bravo subby.
 
2022-10-03 2:29:45 PM  
Some people can only be cured by captive bolt gun. . .
 
2022-10-03 2:31:46 PM  
look, i'm not defending him but you go through kindergarten - Grade 12 with that name, well, there just isn't any chance in hell you are going to end up normal.
 
2022-10-03 2:34:24 PM  
Heck, sometimes the fates they do work against ya.
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(not to be confused with a twisted monster who solicits nude pics of 6 year olds).
 
2022-10-03 2:34:38 PM  
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2022-10-03 2:35:04 PM  
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/for Subby
 
2022-10-03 2:35:38 PM  

special20: Heck, sometimes the fates they do work against ya.
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2022-10-03 2:36:45 PM  
At first, the FBI could not tell if the genitals in the pic belonged to the suspect because of the pixels. But they sent the pic to the lab to Dickhanse
 
2022-10-03 2:41:34 PM  
They say the entomology of names was related to the career of the family. Perhaps he comes from a long line of proud fluffers.
 
2022-10-03 2:41:44 PM  
Jesus christ xD
 
2022-10-03 2:43:33 PM  
Yes.
 
2022-10-03 2:47:18 PM  

Boojum2k: Some people can only be cured by captive bolt gun. . .


I was thinking of a C-130. Fly far out to sea, open the ramp, chuck him out.

He can rub a last one out on the way down.
 
2022-10-03 2:47:34 PM  
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2022-10-03 2:50:01 PM  
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2022-10-03 3:05:22 PM  

indy_kid: Boojum2k: Some people can only be cured by captive bolt gun. . .

I was thinking of a C-130. Fly far out to sea, open the ramp, chuck him out.

He can rub a last one out on the way down.


Captive bolt is more fiscally responsible...
 
2022-10-03 3:09:52 PM  
Like 22 years ago I was in a chatroom and someone showed up with a username like "Childscutie" and asked if there were any kids there under a certain age. I half-jokingly/half-not wrote "CHILDSCUTIE IS A CHILD MOLESTER!' into the chat twice, hardly an unacceptable thing to say in a tween-heavy video game-themed chatroom circa 2000.

They disappeared without acknowledging me. I still wondered if I stopped someone from getting molested.
 
2022-10-03 3:11:33 PM  

JeffSon069: indy_kid: Boojum2k: Some people can only be cured by captive bolt gun. . .

I was thinking of a C-130. Fly far out to sea, open the ramp, chuck him out.

He can rub a last one out on the way down.

Captive bolt is more fiscally responsible...


I prefer the hilarious touch.
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2022-10-03 3:12:25 PM  
Good friend of Antonio Brown.
 
2022-10-03 3:13:06 PM  
What the Dickens?
 
2022-10-03 3:14:52 PM  
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2022-10-03 3:15:18 PM  

Fireproof: Like 22 years ago I was in a chatroom and someone showed up with a username like "Childscutie" and asked if there were any kids there under a certain age. I half-jokingly/half-not wrote "CHILDSCUTIE IS A CHILD MOLESTER!' into the chat twice, hardly an unacceptable thing to say in a tween-heavy video game-themed chatroom circa 2000.

They disappeared without acknowledging me. I still wondered if I stopped someone from getting molested.


I watch the Scoot Hansen To Catch a Perd, on YouTube.  The transcripts confuse me. Adult women don't let ppl talk to you like that. Especially if the just started talking to you.
I don't know why that isn't a red flag. WTF
 
2022-10-03 3:15:26 PM  

Fireproof: Like 22 years ago I was in a chatroom and someone showed up with a username like "Childscutie" and asked if there were any kids there under a certain age. I half-jokingly/half-not wrote "CHILDSCUTIE IS A CHILD MOLESTER!' into the chat twice, hardly an unacceptable thing to say in a tween-heavy video game-themed chatroom circa 2000.

They disappeared without acknowledging me. I still wondered if I stopped someone from getting molested.


Evidence indicates yes - good job.
 
2022-10-03 3:26:42 PM  
"Did someone call for Dickhans?"

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2022-10-03 3:30:57 PM  
Just like days of old, when people adopted surnames that fit their profession. If you needed something done in town, you knew who to go to.

Blacksmith
Coppersmith
Carpenter
Waterman
Dickhans
 
2022-10-03 3:43:31 PM  
"Dickhans told deputies that he'd met someone in a chat room who purportedly was the mother of a 6-year-old. In conversations on April 6 and April 7, Dickhans sent pictures of his genitals to the girl and requested pictures of her. " - TFA

So what did they go after and charge the mother with?
 
2022-10-03 3:44:31 PM  
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2022-10-03 3:53:34 PM  

hammettman: Just like days of old, when people adopted surnames that fit their profession. If you needed something done in town, you knew who to go to.

Blacksmith
Coppersmith
Carpenter
Waterman
Dickhans


Watch out for that Woodchopper guy.
 
2022-10-03 4:49:09 PM  
Chat rooms are still a thing?
 
2022-10-03 4:55:14 PM  

special20: Heck, sometimes the fates they do work against ya.
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I had neighbours with a double barrelled surname. He was Wright. She was Pratt.

They bought a bronze plaque for their door to show off the household's surname: "The Wright-Pratts."

Yes, it was totally intended.
 
2022-10-03 4:56:09 PM  

Angry Buddha: Chat rooms are still a thing?


A/S/L ?
 
2022-10-03 5:42:42 PM  

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RIP

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2022-10-03 8:53:56 PM  
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I say, what's going on in this thread?
 
2022-10-03 10:14:05 PM  

nytmare: hammettman: Just like days of old, when people adopted surnames that fit their profession. If you needed something done in town, you knew who to go to.

Blacksmith
Coppersmith
Carpenter
Waterman
Dickhans

Watch out for that Woodchopper guy.


And, stupid me, I left out Lord and Lady Douchebag.
 
2022-10-03 10:16:48 PM  

special20: Heck, sometimes the fates they do work against ya.
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the Fark headlines when Typhoon Longwang¹ hit Taiwan were sublime

¹a divine water-dragon, but also hehehehehe
 
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