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(Business Insider)   Apparently these two brothers are both the evil twin   (businessinsider.com) divider line
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5793 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2022 at 4:48 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-03 3:43:24 PM  
Serial killers.
 
2022-10-03 4:50:36 PM  

vudukungfu: Serial killers.


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Sure looks like it.
 
2022-10-03 4:51:25 PM  
Ehh.... It's been done.

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2022-10-03 4:52:11 PM  
Just manslaughter?  Couldn't make murder charges stick?
 
2022-10-03 4:52:11 PM  
Now, a funny thing happens when you look at the Winklevoss Twins...

And I'm Eric....
 
2022-10-03 4:52:22 PM  

Glitchwerks: vudukungfu: Serial killers.

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Sure looks like it.


Not really our best people, are they?
 
2022-10-03 4:52:24 PM  
There's a good triplet buried just outside the childhood home.
 
2022-10-03 4:52:56 PM  
Only a manslaughter charge for what was obviously planned ahead of time?

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2022-10-03 4:54:22 PM  
Being Texas, I'm surprised they got charged with anything at all.
 
2022-10-03 4:55:45 PM  
So... this story again, and no mention why it's man's laughter and not murder?
 
2022-10-03 4:57:54 PM  
☹☹
 
2022-10-03 4:58:09 PM  
When will the potato community do more about the violent killers in their ranks?
 
2022-10-03 4:59:14 PM  
The Koch Bros.?
 
2022-10-03 4:59:25 PM  

WayneKerr: So... this story again, and no mention why it's man's laughter and not murder?


I know it's autocorrect but I still get to chuckle sensibly at it.
 
2022-10-03 5:00:50 PM  

neapoi: Just manslaughter?  Couldn't make murder charges stick?


If they were shooting to scare, or shooting to kill, it's manslaughter.  So odds are that's the easy charge right now.  As the prosecution keeps investigating the case, it's always possible they upgrade the charges if further evidence comes up.
 
2022-10-03 5:00:50 PM  

Glitchwerks: vudukungfu: Serial killers.

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Sure looks like it.


I'm pretty sure I farked the lady on the right in a pay toilet outside Mobile, Alabama like 4 or 5 years ago.
 
2022-10-03 5:01:17 PM  
WaPo has more details. The warden has been free for the past 4 years, even after the FBI removed all of his ICE detainees because he was torturing black people while yelling slurs at them.
 
2022-10-03 5:01:37 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: WayneKerr: So... this story again, and no mention why it's man's laughter and not murder?

I know it's autocorrect but I still get to chuckle sensibly at it.


It's like they say, you can't spell manslaughter without laughter...
 
2022-10-03 5:01:42 PM  
FTA, one was a guard working at a detention center for illegal immigrants. So was he trying to kill some and put himself out of a job?

Looks like it worked, but not for the reasons he was hoping.
 
2022-10-03 5:05:40 PM  
They failed twin murder 101.  You have 1 in a public place like a bar and the other does the murder. This way when they have to identify you there they pull out the twin.

It's a Texas jury dream.
 
2022-10-03 5:05:57 PM  

Slives: FTA, one was a guard working at a detention center for illegal immigrants. So was he trying to kill some and put himself out of a job?

Looks like it worked, but not for the reasons he was hoping.


He was the warden of a jail from what I read elsewhere.
 
2022-10-03 5:06:10 PM  

FLMountainMan: Glitchwerks: vudukungfu: Serial killers.

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Sure looks like it.

Not really our best people, are they?


Behold the master race*

*YMMV
 
2022-10-03 5:07:05 PM  
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Michael Sheppard was a warden at a notorious, privately owned detention center in Texas.

"I was then placed in solitary confinement, where I was forced to lie face down on the floor with my hands handcuffed behind my back while I was kicked repeatedly in the ribs by the warden," one detainee describes in a 2018 report by the The Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services.

"When I told him, 'I'll get a lawyer to sue you,' the Warden responded, 'We've got enough money.'"

Another one of Trump's 'good people' that call themselves Christians.
 
2022-10-03 5:07:48 PM  

Glitchwerks: vudukungfu: Serial killers.

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Sure looks like it.


Farkin' middle age white guys with goatees and ruddy complexions who are just ANGRY.....jeebus..
 
2022-10-03 5:22:46 PM  
See, the slightly smarter criminals join a police department, where they can be just as scummy, and break just as many laws, but they still get a pension for it.
 
2022-10-03 5:31:20 PM  

neapoi: Just manslaughter?  Couldn't make murder charges stick?


This. That's 2nd degree murder. Also, their claim about "hunting" is utter BS. If you're close enough to kill someone with a shotgun, you know damn well what you're shooting at. If they aren't convicted, shiat is gonna get ugly. Hopefully the Arbery GA guys will set an example. But this is TX...🤔
 
2022-10-03 5:35:56 PM  

Zog Zogu: There's a good triplet buried just outside the childhood home.


Shouldn't of done that, hes just a boy
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2022-10-03 5:44:49 PM  
I blindly guessed "Winklevoss bros." but I was wrong (this time).
 
2022-10-03 5:57:14 PM  

Godscrack: [Fark user image image 559x800]

Michael Sheppard was a warden at a notorious, privately owned detention center in Texas.

"I was then placed in solitary confinement, where I was forced to lie face down on the floor with my hands handcuffed behind my back while I was kicked repeatedly in the ribs by the warden," one detainee describes in a 2018 report by the The Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services.

"When I told him, 'I'll get a lawyer to sue you,' the Warden responded, 'We've got enough money.'"

Another one of Trump's 'good people' that call themselves Christians.


And this right here is why they are the American Taliban.
 
2022-10-03 6:42:17 PM  
The warden sounds like a horrible human.  I'm sure he liked shooting the immigrants
 
2022-10-03 7:23:26 PM  
Still no new details on a shooting in the same county the following day:

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"It was unclear if the two incidents were interconnected as the multi-agency investigation continued Thursday." [elpasotimes.com]
 
2022-10-03 7:50:29 PM  
Apparently these two brothers were both the evil twin

Whitey and Billy?
 
2022-10-03 8:44:54 PM  

neapoi: Just manslaughter?  Couldn't make murder charges stick?


Well, it was immigrant season, but they didn't have a big game stamp on their hunting license.
 
2022-10-03 8:45:47 PM  
Why the hell is the charge manslaughter and not murder?

[looks at photo of the suspects, notes the race of the victims, notes the State] ... oh, yes, of course they are only being charged with manslaughter.
 
2022-10-03 9:51:14 PM  

Glitchwerks: vudukungfu: Serial killers.

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Wow, even the poop is bigger in Texas.
 
2022-10-03 9:52:47 PM  

minnesotaboy: Only a manslaughter charge for what was obviously planned ahead of time?

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I don't know where you got the "planned ahead of time" business.  This was obviously a crime of passion.

They saw those illegal people enjoying some delicious, sweet and cold west Texas water and justifiably became enraged.  The gall of those people!  Drinking water!
 
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