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(Mational Day Calendar)   Today is National Boyfriend Day, so don't get distracted by another girl and become a meme   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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WGJ [TotalFark]
2022-10-03 1:21:55 PM  
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2022-10-03 2:53:04 PM  
Fatal Attraction (7/8) Movie CLIP - Boiled Bunny (1987) HD
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2022-10-03 2:57:16 PM  
Already have a wife, I just don't know that I can take on a boyfriend at this time too.
 
2022-10-03 2:57:25 PM  
My Boyfriend's Back
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2022-10-03 2:58:16 PM  
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/ for 28 years now, with the same girlfriend
 
2022-10-03 2:58:36 PM  
 
2022-10-03 2:59:16 PM  
Like, for gender equality & stuff. Just rawk it out, man:
Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend
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2022-10-03 2:59:39 PM  
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better hold on to your boyfriend's girls....especially in Wal Marts. They could wonder off and get lost.
 
2022-10-03 3:00:33 PM  
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2022-10-03 3:01:09 PM  
He lives in Canada. I met him at Niagra Falls; you wouldn't know him.
 
2022-10-03 3:01:18 PM  
Boyfriend's Day is Oct 3 but Girlfriend's Day in Aug 1???

That's wrong.

Both should be during the school year.

Move Girlfriend's Day to Nov 3.
 
2022-10-03 3:02:23 PM  
Joke's on you, subby...I don't have a girlfriend...
 
2022-10-03 3:03:15 PM  
Hmmm... I need to tell my GF. Maybe she'll do something for me....
 
2022-10-03 3:05:10 PM  

WastrelWay: Hmmm... I need to tell my GF. Maybe she'll do something for me....


If you're lucky, she'll do something to you. IYKWIMAITYD
 
2022-10-03 3:06:00 PM  

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2022-10-03 3:07:07 PM  
And anybody that doesn't have or isn't a boyfriend is a worthless human being, if you can even call them that.
 
2022-10-03 3:07:09 PM  
That was a WHOLE lotta words to say "bj".
 
2022-10-03 3:10:48 PM  
I'm married, and my wife says I can't be anyone's boyfriend.  Porn totally lied to me.
 
2022-10-03 3:16:16 PM  
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2022-10-03 3:18:06 PM  
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2022-10-03 3:18:52 PM  
Those Canadian girls can't get enough of me.
 
2022-10-03 3:19:22 PM  
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2022-10-03 3:20:56 PM  
Meh. I don't need a boyfriend to become distracted, and a meme.

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2022-10-03 3:21:13 PM  

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better hold on to your boyfriend's girls....especially in Wal Marts. They could wonder off and get lost.


Interesting apostrophe.
 
2022-10-03 3:22:07 PM  

Dustin_00: Boyfriend's Day is Oct 3 but Girlfriend's Day in Aug 1???

That's wrong.

Both should be during the school year.

Move Girlfriend's Day to Nov 3.


Aren't they both already valentine's day?
 
2022-10-03 3:26:02 PM  

kb7rky: Joke's on you, subby...I don't have a girlfriend...


Neither do I .
Does that mean we can just opt out of today and pick up on Tuesday?
 
2022-10-03 3:27:01 PM  
List of things to do for your boyfriend fails:  Butt stuff not listed.
 
2022-10-03 3:28:51 PM  
I think we ALL know what's missing......

FTFA:
How to observe National Boyfriend Day

Let him know how important he is to you.
Consider taking him on a scavenger hunt.
Surprise him with a romantic getaway to a place he's talked about.
Take him to a movie of his choosing.
Pick a sporting event to his favorite team.
 
2022-10-03 3:42:19 PM  
When's National Side Piece Day?
 
2022-10-03 3:46:46 PM  
But getting distracted by TTRPG's and Warhammer is still alright, right?
 
2022-10-03 3:48:50 PM  

Solty Dog: When's National Side Piece Day?


They have those? Oh well whatever, time for some breakfast in bed

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2022-10-03 3:52:13 PM  

Solty Dog: When's National Side Piece Day?


Day before Valentine's, according to a friend who waits tables.  Good tip night, because the cheaters usually come back the next night with their wife or girlfriend and don't want anything said.

It's a risk-reduction maneuver, as they'll never slip up and mention going to the wrong restaurant for Valentine's.  Same reason you generally buy all your women very similar gifts.
 
2022-10-03 4:00:31 PM  

newsvertisement: And anybody that doesn't have or isn't a boyfriend is a worthless human being, if you can even call them that.


I resemble that remark.

/permanently Alone
 
2022-10-03 4:04:46 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 640x640]

better hold on to your boyfriend's girls....especially in Wal Marts. They could wonder off and get lost.


She got sick and tired of looking at his buttcrack when he bent over to get something off the bottom rack, so she's giving him a wedgie to lock the underpants in place.
 
2022-10-03 4:04:58 PM  

KB202: Dustin_00: Boyfriend's Day is Oct 3 but Girlfriend's Day in Aug 1???

That's wrong.

Both should be during the school year.

Move Girlfriend's Day to Nov 3.

Aren't they both already valentine's day?


Valentines is for lovers.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Day is for people that are just doing handies.
 
2022-10-03 4:08:56 PM  
How about a day where Jews celebrate the Gentiles in their lives?
National Goyfriend Day.
 
2022-10-03 4:10:27 PM  
How about a day where we can all celebrate the miracle of legalized prostitution.
National Buy-friend Day.
 
2022-10-03 4:11:38 PM  
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2022-10-03 4:17:28 PM  
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2022-10-03 4:19:48 PM  

Porous Horace: How about a day where Jews celebrate the Gentiles in their lives?
National Goyfriend Day.


I have a thing for Jewish girls. I would LOVE to be someone's goyfriend.
 
2022-10-03 4:20:40 PM  
About time men get some recognition in this world.
 
2022-10-03 4:23:05 PM  
I can be a boyfriend, if you want.
 
2022-10-03 4:23:17 PM  
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2022-10-03 4:29:08 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Solty Dog: When's National Side Piece Day?

Day before Valentine's, according to a friend who waits tables.  Good tip night, because the cheaters usually come back the next night with their wife or girlfriend and don't want anything said.

It's a risk-reduction maneuver, as they'll never slip up and mention going to the wrong restaurant for Valentine's.  Same reason you generally buy all your women very similar gifts.


I will never understand the attraction of being a player.

Sure, be a manslut and pick up a different girl(s) every night, or be in an open relationship and play around once in a while.  But juggling multiple girlfriends seems like waaaay too much farking work, stress, and drama.  Hell, even the whole "poly" thing seems like a ton of drama, but having to hide them from each other on top of that?? What a mess. I am very happy with just one, thanks.
 
2022-10-03 4:33:28 PM  

Gawdzila: Unsung_Hero: Solty Dog: When's National Side Piece Day?

Day before Valentine's, according to a friend who waits tables.  Good tip night, because the cheaters usually come back the next night with their wife or girlfriend and don't want anything said.

It's a risk-reduction maneuver, as they'll never slip up and mention going to the wrong restaurant for Valentine's.  Same reason you generally buy all your women very similar gifts.

I will never understand the attraction of being a player.

Sure, be a manslut and pick up a different girl(s) every night, or be in an open relationship and play around once in a while.  But juggling multiple girlfriends seems like waaaay too much farking work, stress, and drama.  Hell, even the whole "poly" thing seems like a ton of drama, but having to hide them from each other on top of that?? What a mess. I am very happy with just one, thanks.


I could do the thruple thing if my wife was interested, but I'd never do the lying thing.  But I also don't get the allure of the one-night stand, so what do I know?
 
2022-10-03 4:33:43 PM  
Great, so I'll do n-1 things wrong today...
 
2022-10-03 4:48:48 PM  

Gawdzila: Hell, even the whole "poly" thing seems like a ton of drama


I got divorced not too long ago and being back on the dating scene for the first time in a looooong time, I've run into a lot of poly people (they are all over the dating apps).

I think the whole thing is bullshiat. 9 times out of 10, one partner (usually the man) has such low self-worth and so much fear over being alone that they would prefer to let their partner slam ass all over town, than risk losing them. You can see it in their eyes. It makes me feel icky.

And they are really gross, most of the time. There is a big overlap between being poly and owning ferrets.
 
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