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(AOL)   Florida Man saved from hurricane Ian by smacking meat mallet, thrusting through curtains, grabbing wood, using his palm   (aol.com) divider line
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2415 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2022 at 8:29 PM (25 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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fatalvenom
2022-10-03 8:40:28 PM  
3 votes:
Of course, he's wearing the shirt both myself and my uncle wear when we watch Pats games together.

Ugh.
 
mrmopar5287 [TotalFark]
2022-10-03 9:37:17 PM  
3 votes:

cakeman: The article said he clang to a tree, is that the correct tense of cling or is it supposed to be clung?


Don't get froke out about it.
 
Porous Horace
2022-10-03 8:57:10 PM  
2 votes:
Smacking Meat Mallet is my porn name.
 
mrmopar5287 [TotalFark]
2022-10-03 8:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
who lives in a one-story condo building

And he didn't evacuate?! He gets what he deserved.
 
toraque [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-03 8:58:46 PM  
1 vote:
Let he who has not smacked a meat mallet cast the first stone.
 
farkitallletitend
2022-10-03 9:08:10 PM  
1 vote:
That's terrifying. Maybe next time, and there will be, you could take a vacation when they ask you to evacuate. We're you staying to protect your home from flood waters?
I can hear it now, I've lived here all my life and it's never happened before. Things have changed all your life.
Just leave and expect not to have a home when you get back. Maybe you'll be surprised.
Hey it's still here!
If they told me a 7.0 earthquake was going to happen within 100 miles of me I'd plan to be 500 miles away.
Average number of hurricanes in Florida is 1 every 3 years so it's not like you'd be bugging out all the time or anything.
I really can't understand the logic. Poverty and the inability to leave I understand. To make a decision to stay if you have the means to evacuate makes 0 sense.
 
Trocadero
2022-10-03 9:19:08 PM  
1 vote:

cakeman: The article said he clang to a tree, is that the correct tense of cling or is it supposed to be clung?


Carol Burnett sings "The Trolley Song"
Youtube hHrFZp0OXv0
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2022-10-04 1:21:41 AM  
1 vote:

fatalvenom: Of course, he's wearing the shirt both myself and my uncle wear when we watch Pats games together.

Ugh.


Did he steal if from you??  Was it because you're weird shirt-aggregate organisms?  You may be able to charge him with hate crimes

/how do you and your uncle fit in one shirt anyway?
//you must be very small people
///or siamese relatives I suppose, didn't mean to assume
 
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