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(Daily Mail)   Wanted: Soulless ginger, age 16-20, for key role in new season of Netflix series. Must bear distinct resemblance to James Hewitt   ( divider line
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2022-10-03 4:11:31 PM  
How good is Seth Green's upper class British twit accent?

/ OK, so he's too old by 30 years
// They said no talent required after all
/// Got nothing
2022-10-03 4:12:55 PM  
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2022-10-03 4:14:36 PM  
Just cast Tom Holland and call it a day.
2022-10-03 4:20:09 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Just cast Tom Holland and call it a day.

I want to see Tom Holland and Taron Egerton in the same movie at the same time, just to be sure.
2022-10-03 4:27:32 PM  
Hopefully they can get a read ahead.
2022-10-03 4:27:37 PM  
Carson Wentz is available, probably.

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2022-10-03 4:33:18 PM  
They also need to cast Harry's dad.
2022-10-03 4:40:54 PM  
James Howlett?
2022-10-03 5:05:53 PM  
You know what's a funny word?

2022-10-03 5:30:58 PM  
A poem I wrote a while back:

I'm the ginga ninja
Used to be a royal
Ronin now, but I'm still loyal
Roamin', alone an'
Creepin' in the shadows
Assassinating people just like Rachel Maddow

Got a new queen
A brand new scene
Cause I had to disappear
And learn to live lean
Most break outta jail but I'm breakin' in
Gotta keep a fool from confessin' his sins
Been training for this since I was just a lad
Cause the youngest heir is born to be bad

Yea, I know what they told you, but they lied
It weren't no farkin' suicide
You probably thought it was Hillary, didn't ya?
Nah, it's Prince Dirty Harry, the ginga ninja
2022-10-03 5:39:45 PM  
Prejudice by Tim Minchin
Youtube KVN_0qvuhhw
2022-10-03 10:37:14 PM  
Soulless ginger is an oxymoron

and the name of my all-dad Spice Girls tribute band.
2022-10-03 10:48:22 PM  
This is not the red head thread I am looking for. I'm out
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