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(CBS News)   Nick Cannon has too much sperm. More like Dick Cannon, amirite?   (cbsnews.com) divider line
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2022-10-03 9:39:23 AM  
Nick the what?
Bachelor Party Nick The Dick!
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2022-10-03 9:52:41 AM  
FTA:  welcome 10 pounds of Love and joy named RISE MESSIAH CANNON

That is one very creepy, cultish-sounding name.
 
2022-10-03 9:55:45 AM  
In Molly Bloom's soliloquy she said that Leopold Bloom (father of thousands) had more spunk than Blazes Boylan. (But she might be guessing. There's a controversy over whether or not she actually had sex with Boylan.)
 
2022-10-03 9:56:40 AM  
So, he subscribes to the "Nobody is ugly after 2" concept?
 
2022-10-03 10:06:54 AM  
He's got what?  6 or 7 more on the way, right?
 
2022-10-03 10:08:30 AM  

Glitchwerks: FTA:  welcome 10 pounds of Love and joy named RISE MESSIAH CANNON

That is one very creepy, cultish-sounding name.


In his defense, at this point there aren't many names left to choose from.
 
2022-10-03 10:10:03 AM  

Glitchwerks: FTA:  welcome 10 pounds of Love and joy named RISE MESSIAH CANNON

That is one very creepy, cultish-sounding name.


I went to school with a kid named Lord Divine. Surprisingly chill and down-to-earth dude.
 
2022-10-03 10:10:35 AM  
Dear Lord, good man, it's not a clown car....
 
2022-10-03 10:42:10 AM  

Somaticasual: Dear Lord, good man, it's not a clown car....


He has these kids w/ 5-6 different women. He doesn't think it's a clown car, he thinks it's a harem.
 
2022-10-03 10:43:27 AM  

Kris_Romm: He's got what?  6 or 7 more on the way, right?


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2022-10-03 10:53:48 AM  

Glitchwerks: FTA:  welcome 10 pounds of Love and joy named RISE MESSIAH CANNON

That is one very creepy, cultish-sounding name.


About as messed up as why him and Mariah named their kids

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2022-10-03 10:57:50 AM  
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2022-10-03 11:02:41 AM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: Glitchwerks: FTA:  welcome 10 pounds of Love and joy named RISE MESSIAH CANNON

That is one very creepy, cultish-sounding name.

About as messed up as why him and Mariah named their kids

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He's a comedian??
 
2022-10-03 11:07:55 AM  
Isnt he trying to build a quiver full army?
 
2022-10-03 11:08:17 AM  
Evolution wise he's been very successful.
 
2022-10-03 11:15:04 AM  
Psychotic. No one should be allowed more than three. Or ideally zero. Adopt, you egotistical farks.
 
2022-10-03 11:19:35 AM  
I have always been amazed by Nick. He is absolutely devoid of talent but keeps getting work in TV and radio, among other things. Now, with this weird harem baby-factory thing he has going on, I think this may be similar to the cult-like behavior like we're seeing from Ezra Miller.
 
2022-10-03 11:38:05 AM  
FTFA:   I get to spend more time with my children every single day because of my world and my business model

Translation: Facetime with them for 3 minute since I have unlimited talk/text while on wifi.
 
2022-10-03 11:44:49 AM  

MSkow: I have always been amazed by Nick. He is absolutely devoid of talent but keeps getting work in TV and radio, among other things. Now, with this weird harem baby-factory thing he has going on, I think this may be similar to the cult-like behavior like we're seeing from Ezra Miller.


You got the initials right, but Ezra Miller isn't the E.M. with a breeding fetish.
 
2022-10-03 12:22:16 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: Glitchwerks: FTA:  welcome 10 pounds of Love and joy named RISE MESSIAH CANNON

That is one very creepy, cultish-sounding name.

About as messed up as why him and Mariah named their kids

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2022-10-03 12:38:26 PM  
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2022-10-03 1:19:53 PM  
No insecurity there. Not at all.
 
2022-10-03 4:21:03 PM  
Its a very niche evolutionary strategy, but its been extremely successful for him.
 
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