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(Independent)   Darth Trumpious promises to 'punish' Florida if Death Sentence is re-elected   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Florida, Donald Trump, Mr Trump's niece Mary Trump, Florida governor Ron DeSantis, Mr Trump, Bill Clinton, Mr DeSantis, President of the United States, former allies  
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4128 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Oct 2022 at 8:30 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-03 4:48:25 AM  
Well, now I'm conflicted.
 
2022-10-03 5:05:49 AM  
It's really scary that Trump supporters chastise DeSantis as not being 'extreme right wing enough'
 
2022-10-03 6:05:46 AM  

NotCodger: Well, now I'm conflicted.


On the fence, so-to-speak?
 
2022-10-03 8:10:32 AM  
Trump created this farking monster.
 
2022-10-03 8:24:25 AM  

NotCodger: Well, now I'm conflicted.


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2022-10-03 8:30:43 AM  
How tf is Mary supposed to know.
 
2022-10-03 8:32:01 AM  
Spoiler: Fake fight.
They'll be on the same ticket.
 
2022-10-03 8:32:34 AM  
He already lives there; what worse can he do?
 
2022-10-03 8:33:05 AM  
I was hoping he meant if Ron was reelected
 
2022-10-03 8:33:12 AM  
I think the article is saying if Trump is re-elected, not if DeSantis is re-elected.  I.e. King Trump, President for Life of the Democratic People's Republic of Magastan will inflict unspecified damage upon DeSantis...somehow.
 
2022-10-03 8:33:19 AM  
... or rather his niece promises he will?
 
2022-10-03 8:35:26 AM  
I say we banish them both to Monster Island and move on with our lives.
 
2022-10-03 8:38:34 AM  

SpectroBoy: NotCodger: Well, now I'm conflicted.

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2022-10-03 8:39:14 AM  

Walker: Spoiler: Fake fight.
They'll be on the same ticket.


I don't think so -- Trump could never tolerate that. He needs a sycophant like Pence.
 
2022-10-03 8:40:00 AM  

Walker: Spoiler: Fake fight.
They'll be on the same ticket.


Neither will settle for Vice President.
 
2022-10-03 8:40:33 AM  
I certainly hope Florida voters understand that Trump can only "hurt" DeSantis by hurting Florida.
 
2022-10-03 8:42:19 AM  
Is he going to summon a Balrog or something?
 
2022-10-03 8:43:23 AM  
He'll rock 'em like a hurricane?
 
2022-10-03 8:43:38 AM  

mattj1984: How tf is Mary supposed to know.


My impression is she's basically cut out of the family.  Any speculation she has it basically just a guess at this point that anyone else who is an outside observer of trump could/would make
 
2022-10-03 8:43:45 AM  
I vote for thunderdome, but no one leaves.
 
2022-10-03 8:45:02 AM  

Mugato: Walker: Spoiler: Fake fight.
They'll be on the same ticket.

Neither will settle for Vice President.


I suspect DeSantis might. First and foremost, he'll be running the country while Trump golfs. Also, Trump will be in office four years maximum and as VP DeSantis would be well positioned to clear the field of potential challengers for 2028.

In fairness he could also think he has better chance against Harris or whoever in 2028, but he'd have a much tougher primary fight on his hands...
 
2022-10-03 8:46:24 AM  

kidgenius: mattj1984: How tf is Mary supposed to know.

My impression is she's basically cut out of the family.  Any speculation she has it basically just a guess at this point that anyone else who is an outside observer of trump could/would make


"Just a guess" by a trained clinical psychologist who grew up in his family.

A lot of people in here are really struggling to paint Mary Trump as some sort of half-assed Nancy Grace wannabe.
 
2022-10-03 8:46:29 AM  
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Capt. Harris: Be advised. We've got zips in the wire down here.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. Can't run it any closer. We're hot to trot and packing snake and nape, but we're bingo on fuel.
Capt. Harris: For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f*cking war. Bravo Six out.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. We copy. It's your call. Get them all in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo Six. We're coming cocked for treetops.
 
2022-10-03 8:46:33 AM  
Yeah? What's he gonna do, spend more time there?
 
2022-10-03 8:46:39 AM  
It's just weird that everyone keeps pretending Trump isn't guilty of treason.
 
2022-10-03 8:48:07 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image image 474x256]Capt. Harris: Be advised. We've got zips in the wire down here.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. Can't run it any closer. We're hot to trot and packing snake and nape, but we're bingo on fuel.
Capt. Harris: For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f*cking war. Bravo Six out.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. We copy. It's your call. Get them all in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo Six. We're coming cocked for treetops.


Snake = sidewinders?
 
2022-10-03 8:48:15 AM  
Letting DeathSentence stay in office is indeed punishment enough.  Treason doesn't have to do anything, and it's already true.
 
2022-10-03 8:48:24 AM  

qorkfiend: I suspect DeSantis might. First and foremost, he'll be running the country while Trump golfs. Also, Trump will be in office four years maximum and as VP DeSantis would be well positioned to clear the field of potential challengers for 2028.


You're thinking logically. That's not useful in predicting what these people will do.
 
2022-10-03 8:49:00 AM  

Mugato: qorkfiend: I suspect DeSantis might. First and foremost, he'll be running the country while Trump golfs. Also, Trump will be in office four years maximum and as VP DeSantis would be well positioned to clear the field of potential challengers for 2028.

You're thinking logically. That's not useful in predicting what these people will do.


Sure it is! DeSantis acts logically sometimes, and now that we know the logical outcomes we know what Trump won't do.
 
2022-10-03 8:49:08 AM  
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2022-10-03 8:49:10 AM  

Mugato: Trump created this farking monster.


That's kinda what I don't get about this.

Is this all because Drumpf now sees him as competition for 2024 Pres run?
 
2022-10-03 8:49:26 AM  
So we'll finally know the answer to the "Who would you root for in a fight to the death, a rapist or a nazi?" question.

/I know Trump is both, but he leans rapist.
// And I know DeSantis is likely both, but likely means he leans nazi.
 
2022-10-03 8:50:48 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image image 474x256]Capt. Harris: Be advised. We've got zips in the wire down here.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. Can't run it any closer. We're hot to trot and packing snake and nape, but we're bingo on fuel.
Capt. Harris: For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f*cking war. Bravo Six out.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. We copy. It's your call. Get them all in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo Six. We're coming cocked for treetops.


I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.
 
2022-10-03 8:50:52 AM  

durbnpoisn: Mugato: Trump created this farking monster.

That's kinda what I don't get about this.

Is this all because Drumpf now sees him as competition for 2024 Pres run?


He's more than competition, he's a shoe in, even if Trump isn't convicted of all his criminal activity.
 
2022-10-03 8:51:34 AM  

Mugato: Walker: Spoiler: Fake fight.
They'll be on the same ticket.

Neither will settle for Vice President.


Thank goodness for arrogance. If DeSantis would accept VP, he'd coast to POTUS 4 years later.
 
2022-10-03 8:52:05 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image image 474x256]Capt. Harris: Be advised. We've got zips in the wire down here.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. Can't run it any closer. We're hot to trot and packing snake and nape, but we're bingo on fuel.
Capt. Harris: For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f*cking war. Bravo Six out.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. We copy. It's your call. Get them all in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo Six. We're coming cocked for treetops.

I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.


His position is about to be overrun and he's calling in an airstrike on his own unit.
 
2022-10-03 8:53:33 AM  

SpectroBoy: NotCodger: Well, now I'm conflicted.

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Let them fight, then shoot them winner.
 
2022-10-03 8:56:24 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: I certainly hope Florida voters understand that Trump can only "hurt" DeSantis by hurting Florida.


Don't worry, they don't. If they paid attention to politics at all they wouldn't have gone R in 2020 after a year of Republican run "leadership" of COVID killing the elderly that retire there.

It's a lost state, all that's left is waiting for Hurricanes to flatten it as the GQP votes against aid.
 
2022-10-03 8:56:45 AM  
"DeSantis says the only way to beat Trump is to attack him head-on," a GOP source told the magazine. "He says he would turn to Trump during a debate and say, 'Why didn't you fire Fauci? You said you would build the wall, but there is no wall. Why is that?'"

Yeah, no one ever thought to confront Trump with the truth before. He'll be powerless in the face of DeSantis' recitation of objective, observable reality.

*eyeroll*

// you don't have to be a (former?) family member and clinical psychologist to know Trump will respond by telling a big, bold-faced lie, and then he'll follow it up with one of the signature character attacks
// "I built the wall, and you're a loser" (he tacked on 400 miles to a 1000-mi long "wall", much of that is repair to existing structures)
// "I fired Fauci, and you're a low-energy deep-state Clinton globalist" (starting summer of 2020, they didn't let Fauci in to the WH and cancelled his TV appearances)
 
2022-10-03 8:56:47 AM  

Weaver95: It's just weird that everyone keeps pretending Trump isn't guilty of treason.


The entire legal system is set up so that people like Trump will never pay more than a small fine for their crimes.
 
2022-10-03 9:00:38 AM  

durbnpoisn: Mugato: Trump created this farking monster.

That's kinda what I don't get about this.

Is this all because Drumpf now sees him as competition for 2024 Pres run?


Yes. Thats all this is.

And Trump is desperate to run in 2024 in order to claim that his legal troubles are all political.
 
2022-10-03 9:00:53 AM  

Spiritual Pagan: It's really scary that Trump supporters chastise DeSantis as not being 'extreme right wing enough'


Basically, trumplicans want to burn the US government to the ground, ship every person of color to another country (except for a few of the "good ones"), and roll back sex and gender roles to 1950.

So, someone like Disantis looks like a super liberal.
 
2022-10-03 9:01:37 AM  
"niece Mary Trump says" uh okay 🙄
 
2022-10-03 9:04:48 AM  

qorkfiend: NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image image 474x256]Capt. Harris: Be advised. We've got zips in the wire down here.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. Can't run it any closer. We're hot to trot and packing snake and nape, but we're bingo on fuel.
Capt. Harris: For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f*cking war. Bravo Six out.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. We copy. It's your call. Get them all in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo Six. We're coming cocked for treetops.

Snake = sidewinders?


250lb mark 81 snakeye bombs
 
2022-10-03 9:06:38 AM  
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2022-10-03 9:06:40 AM  

MarciusDecimus: qorkfiend: NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image image 474x256]Capt. Harris: Be advised. We've got zips in the wire down here.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. Can't run it any closer. We're hot to trot and packing snake and nape, but we're bingo on fuel.
Capt. Harris: For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left on my pos. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f*cking war. Bravo Six out.
Phantom Pilot : Roger your last, Bravo Six. We copy. It's your call. Get them all in their holes down there. Hang tough, Bravo Six. We're coming cocked for treetops.

Snake = sidewinders?

250lb mark 81 snakeye bombs


Thanks!
 
2022-10-03 9:11:59 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Yeah, no one ever thought to confront Trump with the truth before. He'll be powerless in the face of DeSantis' recitation of objective, observable reality.


Actually, Trump isn't called out on a lot of things that would be easily called-out-on. Even little things like the Emoluments Clause, the wall, his constant golfing that he said he'd never do, replace Obamacare, etc. No journalist calls him out on anything to his face.

DeSantis is a coont but he's right about that.
 
2022-10-03 9:12:01 AM  

mattj1984: How tf is Mary supposed to know.


Because she's his Lib Whisperer, here to get his message out to anyone who doesn't listen to Maggie Haberman.
 
2022-10-03 9:18:07 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: He already lives there; what worse can he do?


Eric could move there

Or Don Jr could move there and suddenly there'd be a cocaine shortage
 
2022-10-03 9:18:41 AM  
Do it, you pussy. I dare you to do it. I don't think you have the balls to do it, you coward.

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