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(Yahoo)   Let's all take a moment to weep for poor Sheryl, who helped unleash a monster upon the world and now can't even enjoy her obscene hoard of wealth in peace   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line
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1403 clicks; posted to Business » on 03 Oct 2022 at 8:40 AM (24 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2022-10-03 4:22:14 AM  
8 votes:

bostonguy: Moderator: bostonguy: And, subby, it's Sheryl.

Sheryly you can't be serious...

A mod with a sense of humor!


That should scare the sh*t out of everyone.

Being able to portray a sense of humor? Next, they'll learn to fake empathy, how to mimic things like wonder and excitement. Pretty soon we won't be able to tell them from real people.

*shudders*
 
bostonguy [TotalFark]
2022-10-03 2:40:27 AM  
7 votes:
She is directly responsible for creating Facebook's "surveillance capitalism as a business model" advertising technology.

And, subby, it's Sheryl.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-03 5:03:27 AM  
6 votes:
All of that sh*t should also be reported on their individual taxes.
 
koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-03 6:54:19 AM  
5 votes:

bostonguy: , subby, it's Sheryl


No. Her punishment must at least be everyone spelling her name as Cheryl until she dies. Everyone who complies will get a dollar from her bank account.  That way everywhere she turns, she sees an intentionally distorted reality that makes her increasingly angry while making other people rich and her slowly poorer.

That--THAT--would be a fitting punishment.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-03 8:03:39 AM  
5 votes:
All the top executives need extensive security these days.  Otherwise they might accidentally encounter a poor person, or even a vagrant living on the street.  Trash like that needs to be kept away from our betters.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-03 8:10:07 AM  
5 votes:

bostonguy: I want some reporter to ask her: "Why do you think you need such amounts of security?"


Because the board, on which I sit, is complicit in stealing as much as possible from shareholders and workers. BUT... We call it an "independent compensation committee" which is made up of other board members from other companies who also steal from their shareholders and workers. Therefore, it is perfectly democratic and not at all stealing.
 
bostonguy [TotalFark]
2022-10-03 7:31:15 AM  
3 votes:
I want some reporter to ask her: "Why do you think you need such amounts of security?"
 
Linux_Yes
2022-10-03 9:57:55 AM  
3 votes:

johnryan51: Vacation from October til June? Working at Facebook is a good job.


Sitting at home as a stock owner collecting free kitty from labor is an even better job
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2022-10-03 7:14:32 AM  
2 votes:
If you did any sort of good to mediocre job as COO, you wouldn't need "personal security"

You sucked at the job, so piss poorly, you now need it.
 
johnryan51 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-10-03 5:36:15 AM  
1 vote:
Vacation from October til June? Working at Facebook is a good job.
 
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