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738 clicks; posted to Business » on 03 Oct 2022 at 6:05 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-03 7:06:50 AM  
They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.
 
2022-10-03 7:47:38 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.


Matt Damon opened his laptop on Mars to trade some NFTs and the liquid crystals evaporated, blocking US bank transfers.
Of course, since most US Americans now only use crypto and meme NFTs as currency it had minimal impact on Coinbase customers or the economy at large.
 
2022-10-03 8:04:34 AM  
I'm still stunned how much money is tied up in the bullsh*t.

It will all evaporate in due time.
 
2022-10-03 8:11:43 AM  
The mini van almost completely buried in snow was a nice touch.
 
2022-10-03 8:29:08 AM  

Raider_dad: The mini van almost completely buried in snow was a nice touch.


Tell me your entire article is computer-generated without telling me your entire article is computer-generated.
 
2022-10-03 9:50:03 AM  
My free $15 in Bitcoin is now worth $6.83.
 
2022-10-03 10:06:34 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'm still stunned how much money is tied up in the bullsh*t.

It will all evaporate in due time.


Lolzz

And the Internet will fade too
 
2022-10-03 10:27:02 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.


To be fair
Banksters hate public decentralized open source blockchains/crypto bec it takes them out as the middle guys between buyers and sellers.
 
2022-10-03 10:43:29 AM  

Raider_dad: The mini van almost completely buried in snow was a nice touch.


The driver:

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2022-10-03 10:58:08 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'm still stunned how much money is tied up in the bullsh*t.

It will all evaporate in due time.


It's a zero-sum game.  Someone(s), somewhere has all that money.
 
2022-10-03 12:03:16 PM  

Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.

To be fair
Banksters hate public decentralized open source blockchains/crypto bec it takes them out as the middle guys between buyers and sellers.


Most people would rather have a REGULATED arsehole middleman that has to answer to their own country's rules and authorities.
You would rather have an UNREGULATED arsehole middleman that in theory doesn't answer to any country's authorities.

People aren't idiots, no matter how much you whine about bankers, most people know the alternative arseholes you love are much worse.

Now go ahead and show your same lame images for the thousandth time, because the first 999 times it was lame but the 1000th time it will totally change minds. LOL
 
2022-10-03 12:55:26 PM  

ChibiDebuHage: Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.

To be fair
Banksters hate public decentralized open source blockchains/crypto bec it takes them out as the middle guys between buyers and sellers.

Most people would rather have a REGULATED arsehole middleman that has to answer to their own country's rules and authorities.
You would rather have an UNREGULATED arsehole middleman that in theory doesn't answer to any country's authorities.

People aren't idiots, no matter how much you whine about bankers, most people know the alternative arseholes you love are much worse.

Now go ahead and show your same lame images for the thousandth time, because the first 999 times it was lame but the 1000th time it will totally change minds. LOL


Id better stop using Linux and open source sofware.

Its unregulated, dipshiat
 
2022-10-03 12:57:27 PM  

WelldeadLink: My free $15 in Bitcoin is now worth $6.83.


How much is ur bloated USD worth from year to year??
 
2022-10-03 1:22:29 PM  

Linux_Yes: WelldeadLink: My free $15 in Bitcoin is now worth $6.83.

How much is ur bloated USD worth from year to year??


The fact there's larger inflation than normal is news precisely cause it doesn't happen very often...

But when bitcoin drops 66% (far more than the USD (which is, unfortunately in many ways since it slows down the whole world's economy, getting stronger against most currencies, including bitcoin considering it cost 65,000 USD to buy a bitcoin earlier this year and now costs less than 20,000)) nobody notices because bitcoin constantly has crazy high volatility

So considering the USD has strengthened exorbitantly against BTC and other crypto "currencies", maybe that's not the argument you think it is dipshiat.
 
2022-10-03 2:01:45 PM  

Do you even grift bro: Linux_Yes: WelldeadLink: My free $15 in Bitcoin is now worth $6.83.

How much is ur bloated USD worth from year to year??

The fact there's larger inflation than normal is news precisely cause it doesn't happen very often...

But when bitcoin drops 66% (far more than the USD (which is, unfortunately in many ways since it slows down the whole world's economy, getting stronger against most currencies, including bitcoin considering it cost 65,000 USD to buy a bitcoin earlier this year and now costs less than 20,000)) nobody notices because bitcoin constantly has crazy high volatility

So considering the USD has strengthened exorbitantly against BTC and other crypto "currencies", maybe that's not the argument you think it is dipshiat.


U convinced me
Blockxhain/crypto is dying.

Now do some readin on them internets and let me know how many more people use same this year than last.....

Now git bak wit me jed when u find out.
 
2022-10-03 2:03:16 PM  

ChibiDebuHage: Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.

To be fair
Banksters hate public decentralized open source blockchains/crypto bec it takes them out as the middle guys between buyers and sellers.

Most people would rather have a REGULATED arsehole middleman that has to answer to their own country's rules and authorities.
You would rather have an UNREGULATED arsehole middleman that in theory doesn't answer to any country's authorities.

People aren't idiots, no matter how much you whine about bankers, most people know the alternative arseholes you love are much worse.

Now go ahead and show your same lame images for the thousandth time, because the first 999 times it was lame but the 1000th time it will totally change minds. LOL


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-10-03 2:18:24 PM  

Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.

To be fair
Banksters hate public decentralized open source blockchains/crypto bec it takes them out as the middle guys between buyers and sellers.

Most people would rather have a REGULATED arsehole middleman that has to answer to their own country's rules and authorities.
You would rather have an UNREGULATED arsehole middleman that in theory doesn't answer to any country's authorities.

People aren't idiots, no matter how much you whine about bankers, most people know the alternative arseholes you love are much worse.

Now go ahead and show your same lame images for the thousandth time, because the first 999 times it was lame but the 1000th time it will totally change minds. LOL

[Fark user image 425x238]


Your Pink Floyd album cover ripoff reminds me,.in a prevkous thread you admitted being pnly a.gew years from retirement age.

What will.you do if you retire in a couple of years and your Ethereum hasn't moved up in value as much as you hoped, or has lost you money?

I asked you this before and you never answered
 
2022-10-03 2:39:24 PM  

ChibiDebuHage: Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.

To be fair
Banksters hate public decentralized open source blockchains/crypto bec it takes them out as the middle guys between buyers and sellers.

Most people would rather have a REGULATED arsehole middleman that has to answer to their own country's rules and authorities.
You would rather have an UNREGULATED arsehole middleman that in theory doesn't answer to any country's authorities.

People aren't idiots, no matter how much you whine about bankers, most people know the alternative arseholes you love are much worse.

Now go ahead and show your same lame images for the thousandth time, because the first 999 times it was lame but the 1000th time it will totally change minds. LOL

[Fark user image 425x238]

Your Pink Floyd album cover ripoff reminds me,.in a prevkous thread you admitted being pnly a.gew years from retirement age.

What will.you do if you retire in a couple of years and your Ethereum hasn't moved up in value as much as you hoped, or has lost you money?

I asked you this before and you never answered


Why would i care if its only 5 to 10% of my portfolio??

Not everything u invest in is going to give u returns
I invested in blockchain/crypto bec i believe it has a real future.

Im not a day trader trying to time markets or skim the cream off the top

There are nothing that is certain when it comes to investing
 
2022-10-03 2:41:03 PM  

ChibiDebuHage: Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: Linux_Yes: ChibiDebuHage: They were probably just practicing how to shut it all down for when the real run on deposits comes.

To be fair
Banksters hate public decentralized open source blockchains/crypto bec it takes them out as the middle guys between buyers and sellers.

Most people would rather have a REGULATED arsehole middleman that has to answer to their own country's rules and authorities.
You would rather have an UNREGULATED arsehole middleman that in theory doesn't answer to any country's authorities.

People aren't idiots, no matter how much you whine about bankers, most people know the alternative arseholes you love are much worse.

Now go ahead and show your same lame images for the thousandth time, because the first 999 times it was lame but the 1000th time it will totally change minds. LOL

[Fark user image 425x238]

Your Pink Floyd album cover ripoff reminds me,.in a prevkous thread you admitted being pnly a.gew years from retirement age.

What will.you do if you retire in a couple of years and your Ethereum hasn't moved up in value as much as you hoped, or has lost you money?

I asked you this before and you never answered


And if you are just getting by then stay away from crypto.  The tech is still too new
 
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