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(Fark)   What was it the Sea-Monkeys were doing in their ad? Playing croquet? I can't remember anymore   (fark.com) divider line
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2022-10-02 10:45:55 PM  
Leap frog.

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2022-10-02 10:48:40 PM  
I recall them playing basketball
 
2022-10-02 10:51:42 PM  
I'm not going to look it up now, but the whole thing went kablooey when the widow of the original inventor sued the Chinese for importing counterfeit Sea Monkeys.
 
2022-10-02 10:57:19 PM  
Despite the ad claims they couldn't be traineed to do tricks because they're freakin' brine shrimps.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea-Monkeys
 
2022-10-02 10:57:44 PM  
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2022-10-02 11:10:16 PM  
Pert sure I've seen Sea Monkey's playin poker in a velvet paint'n
 
2022-10-02 11:49:34 PM  
If so, that would make for a pretty good origin story for "Heathers".
 
2022-10-03 2:56:19 AM  
I think I'll say they wee "cavorting". Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2022-10-03 2:57:50 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: I recall them playing basketball (croquet, football)


I'm pretty sure those are tricks people teach to goldfish.
 
2022-10-03 4:37:37 AM  

brantgoose: Monty_Zoncolan: I recall them playing basketball (croquet, football)

I'm pretty sure those are tricks people teach to goldfish.


Could they be taught to dance well, play drums, wear sweaters?
 
2022-10-03 5:53:10 AM  
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2022-10-03 6:13:15 AM  

Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: [starburstmagazine.com image 342x393]


The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys tv show opening sequence
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2022-10-03 6:20:10 AM  
South Park - Sea People Kill the Teacher
Youtube qs-q-Xwdc8g
 
2022-10-03 7:27:43 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: Leap frog.

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So that's how it is in their family
 
2022-10-03 8:42:11 AM  
More like cro-KKK.

/look it up
 
2022-10-03 9:24:16 AM  
I'm pretty sure it was an orgy. That's how they reproduce and make all those millions of new sea monkeys.
 
2022-10-03 9:46:51 AM  
Sea Monkeys were a huge disappointment, but Triops were pretty excellent. They also came in powdered egg form, but they grew faster and much larger than Sea Monkeys, and had a creepy sci-fi look.
 
2022-10-03 1:49:41 PM  
They just took all my money
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2022-10-03 4:27:59 PM  
Do monkey, sea monkey.

/wait
//strike that
///reverse it
 
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