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2022-10-03 5:44:38 AM  
oyster sauce, half a stale bagel, 1/4 cup of V-8 juice and some cheap red wine.
 
2022-10-03 6:25:07 AM  
Six types of individually wrapped cheese slices, and loneliness.
 
2022-10-03 6:49:30 AM  

Devolving_Spud: oyster sauce, half a stale bagel, 1/4 cup of V-8 juice and some cheap red wine.


Alright, here's what you do - take the bagel half, and the oyster sauce, then grab the V-8.  Now throw all that shiat away, go buy some food, and keep the wine for cooking
 
2022-10-03 7:19:45 AM  
Dispair, and 16 almost empty bbq sauce bottles
 
2022-10-03 8:07:13 AM  
All that website told me is that filling it out is akin to taking a purity test - I find myself checking stuff I don't have, just to see what happens...
 
2022-10-03 8:09:17 AM  
Also, that site has, like, six different recipes for "roll leftover mashed potatoes in breadcrumbs, add X - and X usually involves cheese or bacon - and deeply fry those blobs."
 
2022-10-03 8:11:39 AM  
And, finally, shiat like this isn't helping. I don't have salmon. I'm keenly aware that I can't make salmon cakes without salmon, which is why I came to a website that would help me find recipes that I could make with what I have, not mock me for what I don't have...
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2022-10-03 8:13:03 AM  
I just went grocery shopping on Friday, so I have a fridge and cupboards full of food.
What do I want? I want to order a pizza
 
2022-10-03 8:20:08 AM  
I'm shocked that there's no picture of the peanut butter, jelly, and Fritos sandwich

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2022-10-03 8:24:40 AM  

basscomm: I'm shocked that there's no picture of the peanut butter, jelly, and Fritos sandwich

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I'd honestly lose the jelly in that sandwich - peanut butter and fritos sounds weird on the face of it, but flavor-wise that'd work pretty nicely I think.  Just have to accept the weird texture
 
2022-10-03 8:25:35 AM  
Ah, yes. The 'frozen dinner sandwich'

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Did some high-schoolers find this website and submit a bunch of joke recipes as some kind of prank?
 
2022-10-03 8:30:02 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: basscomm: I'm shocked that there's no picture of the peanut butter, jelly, and Fritos sandwich

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I'd honestly lose the jelly in that sandwich - peanut butter and fritos sounds weird on the face of it, but flavor-wise that'd work pretty nicely I think.  Just have to accept the weird texture


Well, then good news!

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2022-10-03 9:12:14 AM  
Supercook already exists as both a website and an app, and it's awesome. This is just someone else's idea done worse than the original.
 
2022-10-03 9:20:51 AM  
As for what's in my fridge: everything. I cook weird stuff from all over the world so I've got lots of fish sauce, oyster sauce, Thai basil, garam masala... I just got in some malangal root and another bag of hemp hearts. And some chicory from a little stand in New Orleans I used to go to every morning during better and younger times. A friend who still lives there mailed it to me.
 
2022-10-03 9:30:20 AM  

cookiedough: I just went grocery shopping on Friday, so I have a fridge and cupboards full of food.
What do I want? I want to order a pizza


Grocery shopping was Saturday morning for me, so we're stocked for yet another week.  Spent my usual 3-4 hours on Saturday for cooking/baking, so pretty much everything but weekday dinners is covered, and those are all planned out and ready to go.

Whole wheat sourdough with dried tart cherries, walnuts, six-seed mix, and a local lager instead of water.

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2022-10-03 10:06:07 AM  
If you have tortillas, anything can become a taco.
 
2022-10-03 10:06:59 AM  
nothing but some condiments and pickles remains in the fridge. the pickles may get tossed too. goddamn hurricane...
 
2022-10-03 2:35:03 PM  

luna1580: nothing but some condiments and pickles remains in the fridge. the pickles may get tossed too. goddamn hurricane...


Yay you're alive!
 
2022-10-03 2:36:04 PM  

luna1580: nothing but some condiments and pickles remains in the fridge. the pickles may get tossed too. goddamn hurricane...


oh, and when we lost power for a week, I not only had to throw out all the food in the fridge, but also the plastic line that feeds water into it.  It tasted funny forever and so I just bought a new one.
 
2022-10-03 6:31:11 PM  

mekkab: luna1580: nothing but some condiments and pickles remains in the fridge. the pickles may get tossed too. goddamn hurricane...

Yay you're alive!


I am alive! Not home yet, but alive! Thanks for remembering
 
2022-10-03 7:06:13 PM  
Coffee. Milk. Water. Eggs.
 
2022-10-03 8:47:46 PM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: cookiedough: I just went grocery shopping on Friday, so I have a fridge and cupboards full of food.
What do I want? I want to order a pizza

Grocery shopping was Saturday morning for me, so we're stocked for yet another week.  Spent my usual 3-4 hours on Saturday for cooking/baking, so pretty much everything but weekday dinners is covered, and those are all planned out and ready to go.

Whole wheat sourdough with dried tart cherries, walnuts, six-seed mix, and a local lager instead of water.

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I made pizza instead of ordering it.
Bread machine does a great job doing all the work to make the dough. Then its portioned out and frozen.
 
2022-10-03 9:53:22 PM  

luna1580: mekkab: luna1580: nothing but some condiments and pickles remains in the fridge. the pickles may get tossed too. goddamn hurricane...

Yay you're alive!

I am alive! Not home yet, but alive! Thanks for remembering


Wasn't worried - even Claire-sent hurricanes cannot defeat turtle power
 
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