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(The New Republic)   TFG has no friends, only cronies and hangers on and a slew of enablers and fixers, known associates, yes-men, bagmen, con men, and attorneys-at-flaw   (newrepublic.com) divider line
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2022-10-02 7:45:08 PM  
TFG has no friends because he is narcissistic psychopath and is incapable of empathy and basic human decency towards others.
 
2022-10-02 8:12:50 PM  
Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.
 
2022-10-02 8:33:35 PM  
And prosecutors
 
2022-10-02 8:42:27 PM  
Don't forget rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, asskickers, shiatkickers, and Methodists.
 
2022-10-02 9:16:16 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Don't forget rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, asskickers, shiatkickers, and Methodists.


what about rapists?
 
2022-10-02 9:38:55 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Don't forget rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, asskickers, shiatkickers, and Methodists.


Not to mention the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all hate him. They think he's a shiatty dude.
 
2022-10-02 9:55:33 PM  

MrBallou: Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.


Rats have more empathy than is permissible in the entire GOP.

https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/rats-show-empathy-too
 
2022-10-02 10:22:47 PM  
And he never farking has, either.
 
2022-10-02 10:23:06 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Don't forget rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, asskickers, shiatkickers, and Methodists.


Could you repeat that, sir?
 
2022-10-02 10:23:19 PM  
A pimp's love is very different than that of a square.
 
2022-10-02 10:23:32 PM  

MrBallou: Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.


And has a better pelt, too.
 
2022-10-02 10:23:43 PM  
You said attorneys twice.
 
2022-10-02 10:24:31 PM  

MrBallou: Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.


At least after it died you could impale it on a coat hanger and gave something to scrub the toilet with.
 
2022-10-02 10:26:53 PM  

MrBallou: Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.


He had a sewer rat for a friend once, but he sat on it. So he painted it faux gold and stuck it on his head.
 
2022-10-02 10:27:27 PM  
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2022-10-02 10:27:31 PM  
Same as it ever was
 
2022-10-02 10:27:38 PM  
FTA: The former president says he made several secret new friends during his time in the White House.


Lemme guess.  Those friends all go to another school and we wouldn't know them?

Just when I think TFG has run out of new ways to be pathetic, he surprises me.
 
2022-10-02 10:29:16 PM  
/fart
 
2022-10-02 10:29:27 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Don't forget rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, asskickers, shiatkickers, and Methodists.


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2022-10-02 10:32:06 PM  
Carmela Soprano said something like that to Tony. "You don't have friends. You have flunkies." One of those episodes with the big executive card game; I forget if it was the Lawrence Taylor one or the David Lee Roth one.
 
2022-10-02 10:32:07 PM  
Yeah - we know. He only hangs out with Republicans.
 
2022-10-02 10:32:36 PM  
he may not have any friends, but where are the enemies capable of actually making him actually pay for a lifetime of crime, malice, and just being a really shiatty excuse for a human?
 
2022-10-02 10:32:39 PM  
The constant biatch whining is kind of a turn-off. Also, he cheats at golf.
 
2022-10-02 10:33:37 PM  
They're all coffee boys, Subby. You should know that.
 
2022-10-02 10:34:02 PM  
In order to have friends, you need to be able to understand the concept of friendship.
 
2022-10-02 10:34:54 PM  
Why are people so mean?
 
2022-10-02 10:36:39 PM  
More pointedly, you might also cast a pitying glance on the whole Trump sector of the publishing industry because there is so little left to learn about the man.

Yeah, exactly. This won't change any minds. The cult is entrenched, and anybody on the fence is an illiterate mouth-breather. Shooting someone on Fifth Avenue, etc.
 
2022-10-02 10:38:05 PM  
I was not expecting a black vampire playing a glass flute while wearing a mermaid tail.
Enjoyed the books and 1994 movie was tolerable.
Mrs, Dahnkster watching, I'm on my phone after 20 minutes.
Not my cup of tea.
Hope series lasts a long time for those that love it.
 
2022-10-02 10:41:46 PM  
FTG
 
2022-10-02 10:42:00 PM  

Dahnkster: I was not expecting a black vampire playing a glass flute while wearing a mermaid tail.
Enjoyed the books and 1994 movie was tolerable.
Mrs, Dahnkster watching, I'm on my phone after 20 minutes.
Not my cup of tea.
Hope series lasts a long time for those that love it.


Perhaps this was to be posted elsewhere....but it certainly adds another layer to the discussion if TFG has any friends.
 
2022-10-02 10:42:07 PM  

Cinedelic: FTA: The former president says he made several secret new friends during his time in the White House.


Lemme guess.  Those friends all go to another school and we wouldn't know them?

Just when I think TFG has run out of new ways to be pathetic, he surprises me.


They're Canadian.
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2022-10-02 10:43:51 PM  
From the linked huffy article:

Though he apparently didn't share more about his secret friends, he did say that he doesn't stay in touch with Russian President Vladimir Putin or Chinese President Xi Jinping. He wavered when asked about North Korea's Kim Jong-un, however.

"Well, I don't want to say exactly, but ..." he was quoted as saying while trailing off.


So they are still lovers? And there are some missing docs...
 
2022-10-02 10:44:10 PM  
You will gladly pay any price for a moment of Donald Trump flattery but never, ever will you not loudly mourn the loss of a single cent to taxation, no matter how great the benefits of it you shall reap.

/remind me again what the difference is
//between Trump supporters
///and Antebellum slave owners?
 
2022-10-02 10:45:21 PM  

thanksagainandagain: MrBallou: Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.

At least after it died you could impale it on a coat hanger and gave something to scrub the toilet with.


I have one of these:
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2022-10-02 10:47:42 PM  
Subby forgot victims.
To say nothing of fanboys (and fan girls). Lots and lots of fanboys?
 
2022-10-02 10:49:44 PM  
Addendum:

Haberman said she later learned after her interview that Trump had been telling guests at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida that he has continued to stay in contact with Kim, who she noted is featured in a photo on his office wall.

I wonder if Melanie knows he is cheating on her again.
 
2022-10-02 10:51:17 PM  

Artist: Dahnkster:


Perhaps this was to be posted elsewhere....but it certainly adds another layer to the discussion if TFG has any friends.


Yes. Intended for AMC series Interview With a Vampire thread in Entertainment tab.

This is the Interview With a Hamberder thread.
Pardon my covefe.

TFG may have no friends except you sycophants and yes men, but he ain't in jail either, so there's that.
Carry on.
 
2022-10-02 10:52:08 PM  

Soy Cowboy: The constant biatch whining is kind of a turn-off. Also, he cheats at golf.


That cheap biatch cheats at Solitaire.
 
2022-10-02 10:52:53 PM  
I'm a well-wisher.  In that I don't wish him any specific harm.
 
2022-10-02 10:54:22 PM  
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2022-10-02 10:55:44 PM  
He wavered when asked about North Korea's Kim Jong-un, however.

"Well, I don't want to say exactly, but ..." he was quoted as saying while trailing off.


Jeeze, you'd think you couldn't lose any more respect for a dictatorial tyrant but then you learn he's genuinely sad enough to actually be friends with Trump for reals.
 
2022-10-02 10:56:07 PM  

eurotrader: TFG has no friends because he is narcissistic psychopath and is incapable of empathy and basic human decency towards others.


Aaaannnd we're done here.
 
2022-10-02 10:57:31 PM  
I mean, Christ; how sheltered and sad can a MFer actually get than to have interacting with Trump by choice be a step up from his norm?
 
2022-10-02 10:58:48 PM  

Gergesa: In order to have friends, you need to be able to understand the concept of friendship.


If Trump had been born 20 years later and had watched Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers, he might have developed some compassion and normal human interpersonal skills.  Trump doesn't not understand sharing and cooperation at all.  Bert never said "What's in it for me, Ernie?".
 
2022-10-02 11:01:01 PM  
That was a pretty good read, but I won't lie - my favorite part was when the author straight up plagiarized "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon, without attribution, and it worked. Mediocre artists barrow; great artists steal.
 
2022-10-02 11:04:17 PM  

MrBallou: Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.


And they may taste like pumpkin pie, in case you get hungry.
 
2022-10-02 11:04:50 PM  
The people who installed TFG knew this and knew he could never stop them from realizing the opportunities that a leaderless country with a loose cannon clown would present backstage.  It's quite interesting which agencies got dismantled the most.
 
2022-10-02 11:05:52 PM  

AdrienVeidt: He wavered when asked about North Korea's Kim Jong-un, however.

"Well, I don't want to say exactly, but ..." he was quoted as saying while trailing off.

Jeeze, you'd think you couldn't lose any more respect for a dictatorial tyrant but then you learn he's genuinely sad enough to actually be friends with Trump for reals.


Bunkie has information. He had the papers. I can see why. It's a long con by Kim.
 
2022-10-02 11:06:09 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: thanksagainandagain: MrBallou: Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.

At least after it died you could impale it on a coat hanger and gave something to scrub the toilet with.

I have one of these:
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2022-10-02 11:07:19 PM  

AdrienVeidt: MrBallou: Who'd want to be friends with a petty, lying, self-absorbed asshole?

A sewer rat would make a better friend than DJT.

And has a better pelt, too.



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