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(ESPN)   Monday Night Football sees SoCal vs NoCal as the Rams visit the 49ers in the latest installment of this fierce rivalry. Will Matthew Stafford or Jimmy Garoppolo lead their team to victory? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/ESPN+   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-10-03 2:26:44 PM  
As they say, any given Sunday, so anything could happen.

Of course, It's Monday.

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\NINERS
 
2022-10-03 7:47:22 PM  
Another 11-10 blowout of a game?
 
2022-10-03 7:48:12 PM  

OkieDookie: Another 11-10 blowout of a game?


Ew no please gross
 
2022-10-03 7:50:49 PM  
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2022-10-03 7:52:59 PM  
Actually Subby, this isn't on ABC because Bachelor in Paradise is on again.

Also I have no power because global warming has given us a freak dust storm.
 
2022-10-03 7:57:55 PM  

eddievercetti: Actually Subby, this isn't on ABC because Bachelor in Paradise is on again.

Also I have no power because global warming has given us a freak dust storm.


Sounds like a higher power is trying to save you from MNF.
 
2022-10-03 8:00:29 PM  

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2022-10-03 8:01:20 PM  

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Ah fark, they learned nothing from their QB Jinx stuff last year
 
2022-10-03 8:02:01 PM  
There will ALWAYS be something special about a Young to Rice pass, even years after both men have retired.
 
2022-10-03 8:03:40 PM  
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2022-10-03 8:04:18 PM  
Go Niners! At a bar in downtown Seattle with a fellow niners fan whose bday is today
 
2022-10-03 8:06:54 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: There will ALWAYS be something special about a Young to Rice pass, even years after both men have retired.


Thought Shefty was going to tackle Rice for a second there
 
2022-10-03 8:09:32 PM  
"No one has more sex than Aaron Donald"

That's not what she said, right?
 
2022-10-03 8:10:18 PM  

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I look forward to them discussing the SNL cold open with John Hamm.
 
2022-10-03 8:11:00 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: "No one has more sex than Aaron Donald"

That's not what she said, right?


I hear he gives good helmet

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2022-10-03 8:11:25 PM  
shiat. No longer on ABC. Not sure if I'll get to watch at my GFs place.
 
2022-10-03 8:12:42 PM  

OkieDookie: [Fark user image 425x370]


Manning cast brah. ESPN2
 
2022-10-03 8:12:56 PM  
Go Niners! Do it for nvmac!
 
2022-10-03 8:13:09 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: "No one has more sex than Aaron Donald"

That's not what she said, right?


I could believe this is the leader in sex

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2022-10-03 8:13:10 PM  
Well, considering my burning hatred of Kroenke, I guess I'm rooting for the niners. Although, to be honest, as long as Kroenke drops dead, I'll be happy
 
2022-10-03 8:14:16 PM  
Hello Fark football reprobates
 
2022-10-03 8:14:18 PM  

Ethertap: Well, considering my burning hatred of Kroenke, I guess I'm rooting for the niners. Although, to be honest, as long as Kroenke drops dead, I'll be happy


My burning hatred of Jalen Ramsey wants to hang out with your burning hatred.
 
2022-10-03 8:15:31 PM  
Trejo with the badass intro
 
2022-10-03 8:16:15 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Hello Fark football reprobates


Hey, Jim!
 
2022-10-03 8:16:21 PM  
I'll take Trejo doing every opening
 
2022-10-03 8:16:34 PM  
OH HAI GUIZE!!1!
 
2022-10-03 8:16:48 PM  

HeathenHealer: shiat. No longer on ABC. Not sure if I'll get to watch at my GFs place.


Sportsurge dot net if you end up needing to put it on a tablet or something.
 
2022-10-03 8:16:52 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Trejo with the badass intro


He's like 5 feet tall.  I'd kick that old man's ass.  2 hits if you know what I mean
 
2022-10-03 8:17:12 PM  

Bunny Deville: Go Niners! Do it for nvmac!


LOL.
 
2022-10-03 8:17:14 PM  
Stafford lubed his shoulder up with some Little Cesear's drippings.
 
2022-10-03 8:17:17 PM  

Bunny Deville: Ethertap: Well, considering my burning hatred of Kroenke, I guess I'm rooting for the niners. Although, to be honest, as long as Kroenke drops dead, I'll be happy

My burning hatred of Jalen Ramsey wants to hang out with your burning hatred.


I gotta ask. Ramsey didn't replace Minshew so why do you hate him?
 
2022-10-03 8:17:33 PM  
Guys, Attack of the Clones is on!
 
2022-10-03 8:18:04 PM  

Di Atribe: Guys, Attack of the Clones is on!


Clowns, you say?
 
2022-10-03 8:18:27 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: Ethertap: Well, considering my burning hatred of Kroenke, I guess I'm rooting for the niners. Although, to be honest, as long as Kroenke drops dead, I'll be happy

My burning hatred of Jalen Ramsey wants to hang out with your burning hatred.

I gotta ask. Ramsey didn't replace Minshew so why do you hate him?


Because he was our best goddamned player and asked for a trade so he could be on a better team. Traitor.
 
2022-10-03 8:19:05 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Trejo with the badass intro


I honestly would have thought he would have been an LA Raiders fan, but apparently he grew up on those Van Brocklin/Waterfield/Crazy Legs Hirsch teams that were constantly playing Cleveland and Detroit for league championships.

/I know, that last part just sounded weird
 
2022-10-03 8:19:12 PM  
You should cover that guy.  Better.
 
2022-10-03 8:19:29 PM  

Di Atribe: Hillbilly Jim: Hello Fark football reprobates

Hey, Jim!


Hello Di, happy metroplex today?
 
2022-10-03 8:19:42 PM  

Bunny Deville: Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: Ethertap: Well, considering my burning hatred of Kroenke, I guess I'm rooting for the niners. Although, to be honest, as long as Kroenke drops dead, I'll be happy

My burning hatred of Jalen Ramsey wants to hang out with your burning hatred.

I gotta ask. Ramsey didn't replace Minshew so why do you hate him?

Because he was our best goddamned player and asked for a trade so he could be on a better team. Traitor.


I thought you'd want Urban Meyers's cyst filled head on a pike.
 
2022-10-03 8:20:26 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Trejo with the badass intro


I didn't know he doesn't like clean breaks in pool. Kind of disappointing

(When you do the 'slide->drop the 8-ball in late' set, if you DON'T put for fingers in the back of the rack to keep the shape tight, the dropping 8 ball will actually disrupt the tightness, leading to spaces between the balls...and a markedly clumpy break when it's hiat)

((If you keep the shape TIGHT when dropping the 8 in with your fingers on the back of the rack, you can make the shape SUPER tight and even weak-wrist breaks give a good scatter))

Balls
 
2022-10-03 8:20:39 PM  

dark brew: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Trejo with the badass intro

He's like 5 feet tall.  I'd kick that old man's ass.  2 hits if you know what I mean


5' 6".
 
2022-10-03 8:21:00 PM  

dark brew: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Trejo with the badass intro

He's like 5 feet tall.  I'd kick that old man's ass.  2 hits if you know what I mean


Anyone who has legit served time in San Quinten for manslaughter, I don't care who they are, how tall that may be, I tweet them with the utmost polite respect. "Yes sir, whatever you want sir, and so on." I am a middle aged coward like that.
 
2022-10-03 8:21:30 PM  

Di Atribe: Guys, Attack of the Clones is on!


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2022-10-03 8:21:33 PM  

OkieDookie: Bunny Deville: Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: Ethertap: Well, considering my burning hatred of Kroenke, I guess I'm rooting for the niners. Although, to be honest, as long as Kroenke drops dead, I'll be happy

My burning hatred of Jalen Ramsey wants to hang out with your burning hatred.

I gotta ask. Ramsey didn't replace Minshew so why do you hate him?

Because he was our best goddamned player and asked for a trade so he could be on a better team. Traitor.

I thought you'd want Urban Meyers's cyst filled head on a pike.


Second place wish, I'm guessing
 
2022-10-03 8:21:39 PM  

Di Atribe: Guys, Attack of the Clones is on!


Ah, to be a cowboy fan in October
 
2022-10-03 8:21:43 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Di Atribe: Hillbilly Jim: Hello Fark football reprobates

Hey, Jim!

Hello Di, happy metroplex today?


It's actually very dramatic today! The guy who founded our favorite sports talk radio station retired 3 years ago, but today he CAME BACK with a brand new station & whew, it's like your dad went out for cigarettes 3 years ago & now he's back with his new girlfriend, but she's someone you actually know & like. It's weird, man. But there. Is. Drama. Weather's great, though.
 
2022-10-03 8:22:50 PM  

HeathenHealer: shiat. No longer on ABC. Not sure if I'll get to watch at my GFs place.


Don't, me and my homies already there. The spit roast doesn't need anyone else.
 
2022-10-03 8:22:51 PM  

Quivering Moist: OkieDookie: Bunny Deville: Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: Ethertap: Well, considering my burning hatred of Kroenke, I guess I'm rooting for the niners. Although, to be honest, as long as Kroenke drops dead, I'll be happy

My burning hatred of Jalen Ramsey wants to hang out with your burning hatred.

I gotta ask. Ramsey didn't replace Minshew so why do you hate him?

Because he was our best goddamned player and asked for a trade so he could be on a better team. Traitor.

I thought you'd want Urban Meyers's cyst filled head on a pike.

Second place wish, I'm guessing


I still haven't gotten over Jack del farking Rio. Urban can wait for his head on a pike.
 
2022-10-03 8:23:10 PM  

OkieDookie: Bunny Deville: Hillbilly Jim: Bunny Deville: Ethertap: Well, considering my burning hatred of Kroenke, I guess I'm rooting for the niners. Although, to be honest, as long as Kroenke drops dead, I'll be happy

My burning hatred of Jalen Ramsey wants to hang out with your burning hatred.

I gotta ask. Ramsey didn't replace Minshew so why do you hate him?

Because he was our best goddamned player and asked for a trade so he could be on a better team. Traitor.

I thought you'd want Urban Meyers's cyst filled head on a pike.


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2022-10-03 8:23:38 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: Guys, Attack of the Clones is on!

Ah, to be a cowboy fan in October


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2022-10-03 8:23:49 PM  
Sssssack!
 
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