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(Gizmodo)   Hasbro announces box of jizz   (gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Star Wars, Star Wars franchise, Star Wars music, Jedi, original Star Wars film, new set of action figures, Figrin D, Anakin Skywalker  
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2022-10-02 5:10:19 PM  
Unsure if it's a Tyco typo, so here's a screen cap if they fix it

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2022-10-02 5:26:25 PM  

maxandgrinch: Unsure if it's a Tyco typo, so here's a screen cap if they fix it

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That's what it's actually called.
 
2022-10-02 5:35:00 PM  
I ain't clicking on that
 
2022-10-02 5:42:28 PM  
jizz artist. that's the step below sandwich artist
 
2022-10-02 5:45:45 PM  
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2022-10-02 5:55:10 PM  
I have a few of prototype heads from when they make the 12" figures in the mid 90's. Wonder if this might make the Figrin D'an one worth something.
 
2022-10-02 7:27:23 PM  

scumm: jizz artist. that's the step below sandwich artist


Comments...
"The Modal Nodes are good, but the greatest Jizz star of all time was Bu Koch-Kae, an early streamer from Fapp. He could flood your ears with a constant stream of Jizz that was hot and flowing! He covered everything - all the greatest Jizz hits - thoroughly and completely. His style was Smooth Jizz that drove everyone wild. Nobody could beat Bu Koch-Kae, nobody could even touch him - yet his Jizz blanketed the stars for the entire length of his career."

Watz 'is Fark handle?
 
2022-10-02 7:53:51 PM  
I wouldn't call them the best band in the galaxy, but they can watch people be eviscerated by a blaster, or even watch a dude get his arm cut off with a light saber, and they'll barely miss a beat before resuming play.
 
2022-10-02 8:09:56 PM  
"Thank you, we're the Cantina Band. If you have any requests, shout 'em out. "Play that same song!" Alright, same song, here we go!"
 
2022-10-02 9:00:49 PM  
I live down the street from Hasbro HQ, and I'm absolutely not getting a kick out of these replies.

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2022-10-02 9:33:23 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I live down the street from Hasbro HQ, and I'm absolutely not getting a kick out of these replies.

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Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't.
/or do you?
 
2022-10-02 9:36:39 PM  
Now do a Twisted Rancor Trio figure set?
 
2022-10-02 9:57:11 PM  
Yeah, the best band in the galaxy plays cheap backwater bars and nobody recognizes or acknowledges them in any way whatsoever.

Riiiiiiight...
 
2022-10-02 10:08:29 PM  

pdxbarista: maxandgrinch: Unsure if it's a Tyco typo, so here's a screen cap if they fix it

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That's what it's actually called.


Yep.  As crazy as it sounds, that's what Lucas decided that style of music was called.  Jizz.

/ lord, that man was terrible at naming things/characters
 
2022-10-02 10:19:48 PM  

AdrienVeidt: Yeah, the best band in the galaxy plays cheap backwater bars and nobody recognizes or acknowledges them in any way whatsoever.

Riiiiiiight...


Yes, because society MUST have a cult of celebrity.

Assuming they do because we have idiots on Earth is ridiculous. I wouldn't recognize but maybe a handful of musicians. And I probably wouldn't care. It's entirely plausible that whole galaxy doesn't care. Or that Jizz is super underground.
 
2022-10-02 10:21:12 PM  

Neondistraction: pdxbarista: maxandgrinch: Unsure if it's a Tyco typo, so here's a screen cap if they fix it

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That's what it's actually called.

Yep.  As crazy as it sounds, that's what Lucas decided that style of music was called.  Jizz.

/ lord, that man was terrible at naming things/characters


Little known fact: his birth name was Leorge Gucas but he had it legally changed after relentless childhood bullying and all the weird sounding names in Star Wars are his subtle revenge.
 
2022-10-02 10:50:19 PM  
Every one knows Sy Snootles and the Rebo Band is the superior group. Lepti Nek is a certified slapper.
 
2022-10-02 10:51:39 PM  

Neondistraction: pdxbarista: maxandgrinch: Unsure if it's a Tyco typo, so here's a screen cap if they fix it

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That's what it's actually called.

Yep.  As crazy as it sounds, that's what Lucas decided that style of music was called.  Jizz.

/ lord, that man was terrible at naming things/characters


"I don't like Jizz. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
 
2022-10-02 10:59:00 PM  
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2022-10-02 11:11:22 PM  
It's dangerous music.  A Japanese porn actress drowned in jizz once...
 
2022-10-02 11:13:30 PM  

WhippingBoi: Neondistraction: pdxbarista: maxandgrinch: Unsure if it's a Tyco typo, so here's a screen cap if they fix it

[Fark user image image 425x252]

That's what it's actually called.

Yep.  As crazy as it sounds, that's what Lucas decided that style of music was called.  Jizz.

/ lord, that man was terrible at naming things/characters

"I don't like Jizz. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."


If your jizz is rough and/or course I think you need to see a doctor.
 
2022-10-02 11:17:00 PM  

Neondistraction: pdxbarista: maxandgrinch: Unsure if it's a Tyco typo, so here's a screen cap if they fix it

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That's what it's actually called.

Yep.  As crazy as it sounds, that's what Lucas decided that style of music was called.  Jizz.

/ lord, that man was terrible at naming things/characters


Well, he gave us Howard. Which gave us ........

Duck Tits
Youtube zO9EGEP7CII
 
2022-10-02 11:48:16 PM  
If they were any good they would have played bigger venues. Like maybe Bespin or some of the swankier clubs on Coruscant. The only place that would book them was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2022-10-03 12:01:41 AM  
Oh, Modal Nodes.  I just got the name.
 
2022-10-03 12:08:11 AM  
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2022-10-03 12:16:59 AM  
Tears in My Jizz
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2022-10-03 1:07:40 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: If they were any good they would have played bigger venues. Like maybe Bespin or some of the swankier clubs on Coruscant. The only place that would book them was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.


I could see two possible scenarios:

1) Everyone starts somewhere, maybe these guys got started in cantinas on the Outer Rim during the events of ANH.
2) Such a totalitarian regime imposing a sort of blacklist forcing politically undesirable acts to the fringes of society.

Or it's just a dumb line in a blurb for a toy.
 
2022-10-03 1:42:26 AM  
Have we reached Peak Star Wars Merchandise yet?

My god, every time I go into a store I see new Star Wars stuff. I've decided to limit myself to Millenium Falcons.

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But i can't afford any of the really detailed ones.
 
2022-10-03 1:59:19 AM  

invictus2: Neondistraction: pdxbarista: maxandgrinch: Unsure if it's a Tyco typo, so here's a screen cap if they fix it

[Fark user image image 425x252]

That's what it's actually called.

Yep.  As crazy as it sounds, that's what Lucas decided that style of music was called.  Jizz.

/ lord, that man was terrible at naming things/characters

Well, he gave us Howard. Which gave us ........

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/zO9EGEP7CII]


Steve Gerber gave us Howard. George gave us something to have on in the background while tripping balls...
 
2022-10-03 2:58:15 AM  
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2022-10-03 3:06:37 AM  

Twilight Farkle: Straight Outta Wells Branch: I live down the street from Hasbro HQ, and I'm absolutely not getting a kick out of these replies.

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Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't.
/or do you?


Better a box of Jizz than a jar of pony...
 
2022-10-03 3:27:58 AM  
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/the rest of it is "He's from Clak'dor 7..."
 
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2022-10-03 3:55:58 AM  
Yes!  Lol
 
2022-10-03 4:30:31 AM  
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2022-10-03 5:16:20 AM  

Quantumbunny: AdrienVeidt: Yeah, the best band in the galaxy plays cheap backwater bars and nobody recognizes or acknowledges them in any way whatsoever.

Riiiiiiight...

Yes, because society MUST have a cult of celebrity.

Assuming they do because we have idiots on Earth is ridiculous. I wouldn't recognize but maybe a handful of musicians. And I probably wouldn't care. It's entirely plausible that whole galaxy doesn't care. Or that Jizz is super underground.


It does tend to land in holes...
 
2022-10-03 5:32:22 AM  

Twilight Farkle: Straight Outta Wells Branch: I live down the street from Hasbro HQ, and I'm absolutely not getting a kick out of these replies.

[Fark user image 425x318]

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Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't.
/or do you?


I'm not sure why but that image makes me pretty pissed
 
2022-10-03 6:57:42 AM  
Star Wars: The Milkening
 
2022-10-03 8:52:36 AM  
"A jizz band without a Bith has its work cut out for them. A jizz band without a kloo horn should find a new gig."

A POPULAR SAYING AMONG AFICIONADOS
 
2022-10-03 9:25:43 AM  
"Jizz isn't dead...it just smells funny." - Zank Frappah
 
2022-10-03 10:04:35 AM  
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2022-10-03 2:24:33 PM  
It's still in storage, but I have this bad boy, from back in the day

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2022-10-03 7:20:11 PM  
Good. My gun was getting empty.

Oozinator - Questionable Super Soaker
Youtube YdAIt4MgnHc
 
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