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1293 clicks; posted to STEM » on 02 Oct 2022 at 8:50 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-02 2:06:27 PM  
He never even discusses "H" or "Tapdancing".

//fail
 
2022-10-02 3:35:30 PM  
H is for Harold. As in Harold be my name.
 
2022-10-02 3:59:37 PM  
Difficult to really get on board with when he pronounces "pronunciation" wrong
 
2022-10-02 5:30:13 PM  
Doesn't "on a cracker" come into play here somewhere?
 
2022-10-02 5:35:10 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Doesn't "on a cracker" come into play here somewhere?


Or "on a crutch."
 
2022-10-02 6:39:58 PM  
Rabbi. Of course, most Rabbis seemed to be married back then.
 
2022-10-02 8:21:01 PM  
I don't have 15 minutes to get to the punch. But f anyone wants to let me in on the secret, that'd be great. If not, I'll just go on with my life.
 
2022-10-02 9:26:02 PM  
What was the REAL Name of Jesus?

Trick question. He was made up in the early Common Era as a singular protagonist for the fables, myths, and historical retellings chosen to be compiled as the New Testament (or not).

So, whatever name he was given in the Greek variant mentioned at the top of the video as used for the earliest manuscripts would seem to be the "real" name.
 
2022-10-02 9:27:54 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I don't have 15 minutes to get to the punch. But f anyone wants to let me in on the secret, that'd be great. If not, I'll just go on with my life.


Ronald
 
2022-10-02 9:33:36 PM  
Hey , Zeus
 
2022-10-02 9:47:03 PM  

Devolving_Spud: He never even discusses "H" or "Tapdancing".


The 'H' is for Hussein.
 
2022-10-02 9:49:11 PM  

spiralscratch: What was the REAL Name of Jesus?

Trick question. He was made up in the early Common Era as a singular protagonist for the fables, myths, and historical retellings chosen to be compiled as the New Testament (or not).

So, whatever name he was given in the Greek variant mentioned at the top of the video as used for the earliest manuscripts would seem to be the "real" name.


Or you can go back to the origin stories of the characters combined and call him Gilgamesh or keep digging, because Mesopotamia is probably not the "true origin" either.

Jesus is just as valid as Yeshua or any other spelling or pronunciation you want to use over the span of 2,000 years through 17 translations.
 
2022-10-02 9:55:33 PM  
Does it matter what the real name of an invented character in a Roman psy-op had?
 
2022-10-02 9:58:11 PM  

spiralscratch: What was the REAL Name of Jesus?

Trick question. He was made up in the early Common Era as a singular protagonist for the fables, myths, and historical retellings chosen to be compiled as the New Testament (or not).


I don't know how true it is, but I've definitely seen it said that parts of Buddhism influenced early Christianity.

It could be bunk, and I won't argue that it isn't, but there were hundreds of years for Buddhist ideas to percolate across Asia towards Israel.

lilbjorn: Devolving_Spud: He never even discusses "H" or "Tapdancing".

The 'H' is for Hussein.


But we already know that Jesus is a seekrit mooslim because he's also known as Īsā ibn Maryam, and will return to rule for 40 years after the second coming.
 
2022-10-02 10:01:06 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Rabbi. Of course, most Rabbis seemed to be married back then.


Who was getting married when he turned water to wine? Or was he in catering? He had been a carpenter in a land with no trees, picked up some food service side gigs.
 
2022-10-02 10:25:49 PM  
Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene's Pimp - Key & Peele
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2022-10-02 10:29:22 PM  
Bob. Definitely Bob. Trust me. I know.
 
2022-10-02 10:57:28 PM  
Iesus, with an "I".  Didn't you all see Last Crusade?
 
2022-10-02 10:59:40 PM  

lilbjorn: Devolving_Spud: He never even discusses "H" or "Tapdancing".

The 'H' is for Hussein.


Actually, it's Hieronymus.
 
2022-10-02 11:16:26 PM  
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2022-10-03 1:20:54 AM  
Hallowed. As in, Hallowed be thy name according to Biff.

/nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2022-10-03 2:28:48 AM  
I heard it was pronounced "gene masseth"
 
2022-10-03 2:32:15 AM  
Also, shouldn't this be in Fandom?

/I'd accept it in Food, for the Catholics
 
2022-10-03 9:32:56 AM  
We know God's name because of the prayer.

Our father in heaven, Harold be thy name...
 
2022-10-03 9:35:05 AM  

the_celt: Hallowed. As in, Hallowed be thy name according to Biff.

/nothing is obscure on Fark


Biff gave us the reason why we have Chinese food on Christmas day.
 
2022-10-03 11:47:24 AM  

Raider_dad: Hey , Zeus


Abe Lincoln.
 
2022-10-03 1:10:52 PM  

I Like Bread: lilbjorn: Devolving_Spud: He never even discusses "H" or "Tapdancing".

The 'H' is for Hussein.

Actually, it's Hieronymus.


Haitch.

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