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2022-10-02 2:21:03 PM  
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Hopefully, this is his next job.
 
2022-10-02 2:33:33 PM  

Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.


Or this job:

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2022-10-02 2:36:17 PM  

Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

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Giving blowjobs to Truckers is about right for him
 
2022-10-02 3:05:26 PM  
Nazi asshole needs to be unemployed
 
2022-10-02 3:18:05 PM  

WTFDYW: Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

[Fark user image image 700x500]

Giving blowjobs to Truckers is about right for him


He's had a lot of practice on Trump
 
2022-10-02 4:07:30 PM  
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and the 3 dummys on the couch-
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2022-10-02 4:18:24 PM  
I thought he was against Federal handouts?
 
2022-10-02 4:29:45 PM  
Yes, but is there a newsletter?
 
2022-10-02 5:36:55 PM  
So does Mediaite exist to repeat Fox News?
 
2022-10-02 5:40:04 PM  

Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

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Lot lizard?
 
2022-10-02 5:50:59 PM  
"Please clap"
 
2022-10-02 5:54:00 PM  
PUT DOWN THAT COFFEE
 
2022-10-02 5:58:51 PM  

Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.


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2022-10-02 6:00:37 PM  

Majin_Buu: Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

[Fark user image 700x500]

Lot lizard?


DING!!
 
2022-10-02 6:03:12 PM  
"Greatest Jewish Sports Legends"?
 
2022-10-02 6:14:54 PM  
Question
Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street
Somebody wants to stop me
Just to give me a flyer
Come on man
Funk that
Get out of my way
 
2022-10-02 6:20:31 PM  
Even Tucker Carlson says this plan is devoid of substance. It's that bad.
 
2022-10-02 6:22:15 PM  

HighOnCraic: Question
Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street
Somebody wants to stop me
Just to give me a flyer
Come on man
Funk that
Get out of my way


I just watched an...ahem...amateur video...online, and that song was playing in the background.  Haven't heard it in 20 years.  Spooky.
 
2022-10-02 6:29:43 PM  
Ladies and gentleman, this is the highest powered figure in the Republican House of Representatives.

This is the farking tool that you've got for a leader.  I mean, like wow...  It is astonishing to me that anyone is proud that THAT is who is representing their party.
 
2022-10-02 6:32:42 PM  

durbnpoisn: Ladies and gentleman, this is the highest powered figure in the Republican House of Representatives.

This is the farking tool that you've got for a leader.  I mean, like wow...  It is astonishing to me that anyone is proud that THAT is who is representing their party.


What???
Don't you remember TFG??
 
2022-10-02 6:39:33 PM  

HighOnCraic: Question
Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street
Somebody wants to stop me
Just to give me a flyer
Come on man
Funk that
Get out of my way


Truly, life is a long and cruel ordeal.
 
2022-10-02 6:40:54 PM  

no shirt no shoes: HighOnCraic: Question
Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street
Somebody wants to stop me
Just to give me a flyer
Come on man
Funk that
Get out of my way

I just watched an...ahem...amateur video...online, and that song was playing in the background.  Haven't heard it in 20 years.  Spooky.


Ah, didn't realize it was a song. Apologies for snark directed at HighOnCraic.
 
2022-10-02 6:41:54 PM  
If McCarthy ups his game, he'd be a great Las Vegas porn slapper aka handbiller aka card hawkaka card flicker.

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2022-10-02 6:42:16 PM  

Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

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Aren't you the super-clever farker.
Make fun of the people who bring you everything you buy, eat, wear, and consume, and also compare them to the worm drool that is that guy?
WTF, dude.
Think there are no truck drivers here to be offended by this?
Think again, snowflake.
 
2022-10-02 6:44:04 PM  
He looks like someone who was left home alone a lot. Maybe even met some bad influences that time he got left in New York City.
 
2022-10-02 6:47:20 PM  

WheezerTheGeezer: durbnpoisn: Ladies and gentleman, this is the highest powered figure in the Republican House of Representatives.

This is the farking tool that you've got for a leader.  I mean, like wow...  It is astonishing to me that anyone is proud that THAT is who is representing their party.

What???
Don't you remember TFG??


Or Newt Gingrich.
 
2022-10-02 6:53:10 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

[Fark user image 700x500]

Aren't you the super-clever farker.
Make fun of the people who bring you everything you buy, eat, wear, and consume, and also compare them to the worm drool that is that guy?
WTF, dude.
Think there are no truck drivers here to be offended by this?
Think again, snowflake.


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2022-10-02 7:02:37 PM  

Elzar: HotIgneous Intruder: Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

[Fark user image 700x500]

Aren't you the super-clever farker.
Make fun of the people who bring you everything you buy, eat, wear, and consume, and also compare them to the worm drool that is that guy?
WTF, dude.
Think there are no truck drivers here to be offended by this?
Think again, snowflake.

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Is harassment your thing?
Cause it looks like it's your thing.
 
2022-10-02 7:11:03 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Elzar: HotIgneous Intruder: Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

[Fark user image 700x500]

Aren't you the super-clever farker.
Make fun of the people who bring you everything you buy, eat, wear, and consume, and also compare them to the worm drool that is that guy?
WTF, dude.
Think there are no truck drivers here to be offended by this?
Think again, snowflake.

[Fark user image 755x755]

Is harassment your thing?
Cause it looks like it's your thing.


LOL!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/09/trump-presidential-harassment-behaviour
 
2022-10-02 7:18:46 PM  

HighOnCraic: LOL!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/09/trump-presidential-harassment-behaviour


That makes it OK when you do it.
At least that's what your mom said.
 
2022-10-02 7:20:03 PM  
Carlson said on his show. "That's at the center of most people's concerns. How are my kids? Will they have a life that resembles mine? That was called the American Dream. Does it still exist?"

My dad wished my life would resemble his.  He was a Buggy W-a-hip salesman.  In the 70s, the market was really dropping but he got in to horse feed and saddle repair.  That kept us in our hole in the middle of the road.

He really wanted me to get in to horseshoes but they were just too dang uncomfortable and people could hear you walking in the hall.
 
2022-10-02 7:21:03 PM  

Circusdog320: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.


I'd prefer his next job to be mucking out a very large pig pen, of say, 50+ pigs. Just enough so no matter how hard he works, he never accomplishes the goal.

This would be right on target for him, as he's an expert at never accomplishing any goals, not only as minority leader, but as a congresscritter. Has he ever written a bill, submitted it, have it pass thru committee, then put thru to the House & Senate with it passing both, then receive the president's signature making it a law?
 
2022-10-02 7:21:43 PM  

WTFDYW: Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

[Fark user image image 700x500]

Giving blowjobs to Tuckers is about right for him


FTFY

/DNRT
 
2022-10-02 7:22:17 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Rann Xerox: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

Or this job:

[Fark user image 700x500]

Aren't you the super-clever farker.
Make fun of the people who bring you everything you buy, eat, wear, and consume, and also compare them to the worm drool that is that guy?
WTF, dude.
Think there are no truck drivers here to be offended by this?
Think again, snowflake.


I am sure truckers are offended by this. What they really should be offended by the wages and benefits they work for. Instead they have inflated view of their importance and misplaced faith in their political leaders. Yeah they made poor choices but they continue to make them.

I know truckers. I am related to them.
 
2022-10-02 7:26:54 PM  

nocturn: If McCarthy ups his game, he'd be a great Las Vegas porn slapper aka handbiller aka card hawkaka card flicker.

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I've been to Vegas 7 or 8 times in my life. One time, with an ex, we were tired of walking so we stopped and sat. My ex watched the card guys for a really long time, and we had quite a collection of our own cards from walking the strip.

Suddenly he stands up and starts mimicking the card guys perfectly. However, since he wasn't a POC handing them out, the white folks were scared to death of him and looked threatened by him. Was comical to watch.
 
2022-10-02 7:27:43 PM  

bigdog1960: I know truckers. I am related to them.


I know truckers. I am one.
Just like I know cops. My dad was one.
And assholes. My mom married one.
Is this six degrees of stupidity you're playing?
It's a boring game.

I do well working five days a week, daytime trips, driving seven hours a day.
Anything else is just willful masochism or low self-esteem.
Trucking is great for people who enjoy abusive relationships or that's all they've ever known.

I choose the other way.
 
2022-10-02 7:33:27 PM  

bigdog1960: I know truckers. I am related to them.


*And thanks for telling me who I am, what I think about myself and others, and where I stand politically.
You know better than anyone else everything about everyone else's lives and businesses.

Don't go changing.
 
2022-10-02 7:42:59 PM  
Dude would never make it in Vaudeville.
 
2022-10-02 8:15:52 PM  
A truck driver finds a lamp, and rubs it. A genie comes out and says, "Thank you for releasing me, master. I will grant you one wish." The trucker thinks for a moment and says, "I would like my own personal, private, toll-free road from New York to California." The genie shakes his head and says, "There are far too many federal, state, and local regulations involved, that would be too difficult. Is there anything else you'd rather have?" The trucker thinks for another minute and says "I wish that the people on Fark would stop making fun of me." The genie replies, "All right, how many lanes do you want for that road?"
 
2022-10-02 8:31:51 PM  

suebhoney: Circusdog320: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Hopefully, this is his next job.

I'd prefer his next job to be mucking out a very large pig pen, of say, 50+ pigs. Just enough so no matter how hard he works, he never accomplishes the goal.

This would be right on target for him, as he's an expert at never accomplishing any goals, not only as minority leader, but as a congresscritter. Has he ever written a bill, submitted it, have it pass thru committee, then put thru to the House & Senate with it passing both, then receive the president's signature making it a law?


Plus, you know eventually he'll slip and fall in the muck, and the pigs will eat him!

Pigs will eat anything.

And anyone.
 
2022-10-02 8:33:17 PM  
If you're going to shake up the system you have to be prepared. I bet Kevin didn't print enough pamphlets and his plan is doomed to fail.

Also, ""I have a present for all of you:" a pamphlet? Your desperate search for relevance in print form is not a present, Kevin.
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2022-10-02 8:42:48 PM  
Here is my plan for America. It fits on 1/3 sheet of paper.
We'll find out where Covid started
- We already know...
Why is Dr. Faucci still here.
- He's announced his retirement...
Other BS a first grader could come up with.
- yeah!

Thanks Fox, we're all dumber for your hard hitting journalism.
 
2022-10-02 8:45:54 PM  
Anytime someone hands me a flyer, all They are saying is "here, throw this away for me."
 
2022-10-02 9:02:04 PM  
It's not like Rick Scott's genius plan to re-write all federal laws every five years.

The copyright law took two decades to negotiate.
 
2022-10-02 9:09:29 PM  

WheezerTheGeezer: durbnpoisn: Ladies and gentleman, this is the highest powered figure in the Republican House of Representatives.

This is the farking tool that you've got for a leader.  I mean, like wow...  It is astonishing to me that anyone is proud that THAT is who is representing their party.

What???
Don't you remember TFG??


Wait?  Who?

Seriously, though...  Drumpf is not in power right now.  He doesn't even work for the government.
 
2022-10-02 9:27:13 PM  
The Democrats should be hammering home the point that if the Republicans take the House, it's going to be run by nutjobs like Greene and Boebert and Gym Jordan and Goetz.  McCarthy might hold the title of Speaker of the House, but he's too feckless a piece of shiat to really be willing to reel in those wackjobs.
 
2022-10-02 9:40:53 PM  

jake_lex: The Democrats should be hammering home the point that if the Republicans take the House, it's going to be run by nutjobs like Greene and Boebert and Gym Jordan and Goetz.  McCarthy might hold the title of Speaker of the House, but he's too feckless a piece of shiat to really be willing to reel in those wackjobs.


Kevin is most of the way into wackjob territory himself.
 
2022-10-02 10:27:34 PM  
Headline of TFA:  "Kevin McCarthy Actually Hands Out Pamphlets to Fox & Friends Hosts to Try to Sell His Widely-Panned 'Commitment to America' Plan"

Widely panned...?   By a few pundits living here in the real world.

Meantime, ~50% of the brainwashed masses will vote R regardless.

It's all getting so frustrating.
 
2022-10-02 10:31:11 PM  
OK, well, I'm gonna read this... you know, on the plane, thank you, good day
 
2022-10-03 1:54:11 AM  

Jedbone: Headline of TFA:  "Kevin McCarthy Actually Hands Out Pamphlets to Fox & Friends Hosts to Try to Sell His Widely-Panned 'Commitment to America' Plan"

Widely panned...?   By a few pundits living here in the real world.

Meantime, ~50% of the brainwashed masses will vote R regardless.

It's all getting so frustrating.


Thats because they haven't read the pamphlet.
If they read the pamphlet they would realize how shiatty Republicans are and as good christians immediately vote for all Democrats.

Oh wait this is reality sorry they would only care about how it affects everyone else that they are too stupid to understand they are everyone else.
 
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