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    More: Awkward, Rooms, main level, lower level, quiet deadend street, open house, Bedroom, living room, walkout basement  
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10653 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2022 at 5:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-02 1:58:24 PM  
I don't get it GAAAHHHHH!
 
2022-10-02 2:01:39 PM  
Ok, that's funny.
 
2022-10-02 2:02:50 PM  
Is the hockey mask included in the price, or is that extra?
 
2022-10-02 2:05:03 PM  
Me: This place looks pretty nice.
Me 4 photos later : NOPE
 
2022-10-02 2:05:40 PM  
That doesn't really scream "motivated seller"
 
2022-10-02 2:08:42 PM  

leviosaurus: That doesn't really scream "motivated seller"


Well, I mean, if the creepy guy is going to show up in the pictures even though he's not really there, what can you do?
 
2022-10-02 2:13:13 PM  
"73 Guys Lane?  Something about a killer?  Big freezer?  Well I'm sold."

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2022-10-02 2:13:30 PM  
Cute. I like that they started slow. That "I don't see what's the - OH." feeling is fun.
 
2022-10-02 4:00:11 PM  
Every picture. That's fantastic.
 
2022-10-02 4:30:03 PM  
Killer deal? That seems a little high priced for over 60 miles from Boston .... Looks at pictures .... House looks nice, seems like a nice piece of property but still a bit .... WTF???!!!!
 
2022-10-02 5:07:57 PM  
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2022-10-02 5:10:40 PM  
"73 Guys Lane"

I only counted 28 guys in those 28 pics.
 
2022-10-02 5:11:34 PM  
AHHH!  A corded phone!

I like that house.  Needs a garage.
 
2022-10-02 5:11:44 PM  
I wonder how many bodies are on the property?

73 Guys Lane, Weare, NH 03281.

Oh...
 
2022-10-02 5:12:13 PM  
Its getting a little old with listing agents putting pictures like that in to drum up interest.

That said, it does look like a pretty good deal.
 
2022-10-02 5:13:11 PM  
Slide number 8 where you have a chicken coop and chicken beheading and processing station next to it.
 
2022-10-02 5:19:20 PM  
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2022-10-02 5:19:44 PM  
So... all the girls jump in and ask 'Does that guy come with the house?"
 
2022-10-02 5:20:16 PM  

WastrelWay: So... all the girls jump in and ask 'Does that guy come with the house?"


That's what she said
 
2022-10-02 5:20:38 PM  
I didn't notice him in the beginning shots so I went back and looked. Yep. In every shot.

/kinda cool
 
2022-10-02 5:22:16 PM  
I like the color of the kitchen cabinets.
 
2022-10-02 5:22:21 PM  
Fifteen or sixteen of these nearby?

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2022-10-02 5:24:55 PM  
OH DEAR GOD MY SIDES

Well done!
 
2022-10-02 5:26:11 PM  
"Visitors describe the house as having a victorian-esque charm, with brisk fall hints and an ominous chh-chh-chh sound that follows you. There are also spacious open floor-plans due to past residents fleeing in the middle of the night with all their belongings. Still, the amenities..."
 
2022-10-02 5:27:22 PM  
Every cabin in the woods
 
2022-10-02 5:27:50 PM  

nytmare: "73 Guys Lane"

I only counted 28 guys in those 28 pics.


Its the ones you don't see that you gotta worry about.
 
2022-10-02 5:28:31 PM  
The hell?

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2022-10-02 5:30:16 PM  
I'm thinking those pics won't help move a potential buyer.

Could just be me though.
 
2022-10-02 5:32:49 PM  

MBooda: The hell?

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You mean the way the refrigerator doors and the door to the outside slam into each other?
 
2022-10-02 5:33:30 PM  
Wouldn't bother me. I mean what are the odds of 2 serial killers being around the same house.
 
2022-10-02 5:33:50 PM  
 
2022-10-02 5:34:55 PM  

kpaxoid: MBooda: The hell?

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You mean the way the refrigerator doors and the door to the outside slam into each other?


Yeah, really bad ch'i.
 
2022-10-02 5:37:08 PM  
"73 Guys Lane"

If I want stabbing pains I'll just go to 5 Guys.
No need for the extra 68.
 
2022-10-02 5:37:11 PM  

Lsherm: This isn't even original.


Even that's not original. I remember seeing a movie with that guy years ago.
 
2022-10-02 5:37:21 PM  

no1curr: Is the hockey mask included in the price, or is that extra?


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2022-10-02 5:37:44 PM  
The kitchen shot (11 of 28) is my favorite so far, although I'm also fond of the coy bedroom shot ("Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?" "I miss my mom..." - 22 of 28) as well.
 
2022-10-02 5:40:16 PM  

MBooda: The hell?

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Ya, they could at least get a fridge that wasn't made in the 1970's...yeesh...
I bet that thing plays Disco Inferno if the door stays open too long...
 
2022-10-02 5:40:33 PM  
I think, if that one picture happened to me, I would strike up a conversation with the murderer. Isn't the scary mood killed by the giant neon orange ballsack hanging in the middle of the room? Is he reallt interested in stabby-stabby, or can we pop open a beer and laugh about the worst testicle sculpture ever? Like, is that a sex hammock for dudes who just really love truck nuts? From there I might make the murderer into a friend -- like, come visit once a week and tell me about all the hilarious shiat in people's houses.
 
2022-10-02 5:42:46 PM  

jmr61: I'm thinking those pics won't help move a potential buyer.

Could just be me though.


Yeah, it's sort of targeting the cryptobro incel community. Not many women are gonna look at that and think they are being taken seriously.
 
2022-10-02 5:44:52 PM  
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2022-10-02 5:49:25 PM  
Divorce arbitrator: "OK, Bob's gonna sell the house, and you'll split the proceeds."

Bob: "That sounds great."
 
2022-10-02 5:51:44 PM  
Basement bar looks solid.
 
2022-10-02 5:54:24 PM  
The bunny calendar on the wall really ties the room together.

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2022-10-02 5:56:54 PM  
Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah
 
2022-10-02 5:57:18 PM  

ceejayoz: Divorce arbitrator: "OK, Bob's gonna sell the house, and you'll split the proceeds."

Bob: "That sounds great."


God, now I want this to be the case so badly.
 
2022-10-02 5:57:21 PM  

leviosaurus: That doesn't really scream "motivated seller"


Just wait until the seller starts slashing the price.
 
2022-10-02 5:57:36 PM  

Kit Fister: ceejayoz: Divorce arbitrator: "OK, Bob's gonna sell the house, and you'll split the proceeds."

Bob: "That sounds great."

God, now I want this to be the case so badly.


Also, that's the dumbest-looking sex swing I've ever seen.
 
2022-10-02 5:58:08 PM  
Too bad we can't stay.
 
2022-10-02 6:00:41 PM  
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2022-10-02 6:02:53 PM  

LineNoise: Its getting a little old with listing agents putting pictures like that in to drum up interest.

That said, it does look like a pretty good deal.


I think it's just for fun.  Most areas I am aware of houses are still flying off the market.
 
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