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5436 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2022 at 4:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-02 12:07:13 PM  
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2022-10-02 4:11:47 PM  
Independence Day Father & Son Chess Match :)
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2022-10-02 4:15:44 PM  
Mugatu is on it.
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2022-10-02 4:16:37 PM  
You can get new ones with less material now. It'll save you a few decades.

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2022-10-02 4:17:27 PM  
Those wranglers still have a decade of wear left in them.
 
2022-10-02 4:17:34 PM  
Disappointed it's not these...

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/Sha NaNa
//Bao Bao Bao
///steamed buns
 
2022-10-02 4:21:19 PM  
I would so totally wear them on my next trip Walmart and make Fark.com history!
 
2022-10-02 4:23:08 PM  
Could've been worse
The Frank Popp Ensemble - Hip Teens (Don't Wear Blue Jeans)
Youtube _hzemxpXr1s
 
2022-10-02 4:23:38 PM  

maxandgrinch: Disappointed it's not these...

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/Sha NaNa
//Bao Bao Bao
///steamed buns


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2022-10-02 4:24:23 PM  
You can tell who makes their warp threads out of thin, cheap, undyed cotton.
 
2022-10-02 4:28:33 PM  

maxandgrinch: Disappointed it's not these...

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/Sha NaNa
//Bao Bao Bao
///steamed buns


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2022-10-02 4:29:53 PM  

maxandgrinch: Disappointed it's not these...

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/Sha NaNa
//Bao Bao Bao
///steamed buns


Interesting movie
 
2022-10-02 4:30:21 PM  
I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.
 
2022-10-02 4:31:19 PM  
Am I the only one seeing the Rick & Morty tie-in here?!?
 
2022-10-02 4:31:53 PM  
Yes, I am amazed.
 
2022-10-02 4:34:07 PM  
Is 1980's David Lee Roth not available for comment?
 
2022-10-02 4:34:08 PM  
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uuuh...don't ask
 
2022-10-02 4:34:20 PM  

gameshowhost: I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.


Yup, always been garbage
 
2022-10-02 4:39:16 PM  
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2022-10-02 4:40:12 PM  
It's been done.

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2022-10-02 4:40:36 PM  
Ruzzian army corpse not included.
 
2022-10-02 4:40:47 PM  

gameshowhost: I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.


You mean not counting the whole "Urban Cowboy" thing?
 
2022-10-02 4:41:58 PM  
I'm curious as to what degraded. Looks like the cotton is holding its own.
 
2022-10-02 4:42:26 PM  

chitownmike: gameshowhost: I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.

Yup, always been garbage


Surely you jest
 
2022-10-02 4:45:08 PM  

LewDux: Could've been worse
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Silly lyrics, but a pretty good track. I'll give it a six out of 10.
 
2022-10-02 4:45:51 PM  
I used to date a girl named Polly Cotton. I really liked her, but had to break up with her because I got itchy any time I got close to her. Now I'm dating her cousin, Chenille Cotton, and things are going much more smoothly.
 
2022-10-02 4:48:37 PM  

Schmerd1948: LewDux: Could've been worse
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Silly lyrics, but a pretty good track. I'll give it a six out of 10.


Out-crowd much?
 
2022-10-02 4:53:08 PM  

phishrace: I used to date a girl named Polly Cotton. I really liked her, but had to break up with her because I got itchy any time I got close to her. Now I'm dating her cousin, Chenille Cotton, and things are going much more smoothly.


I'm more into their gal-pal, Corey D Roy. She gets noisy and hot if you rub against her.
 
2022-10-02 4:53:32 PM  
They're not designed to look like that? One of the things I like about being back in the office is I can wear jeans. I buy Lucky or Ted Baker because they make my skinny ass look good and they last forever.
 
2022-10-02 4:53:41 PM  
So you're saying I shouldn't wear mixed fiber textiles?
 
2022-10-02 4:54:42 PM  

Billy Liar: gameshowhost: I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.

You mean not counting the whole "Urban Cowboy" thing?


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2022-10-02 4:55:29 PM  
Blue Jeans 1.0 - YouTube
Ladytron - Blue Jeans (Official Music Video)
Youtube mEBZIwsb2M8
 
2022-10-02 4:55:40 PM  

Billy Liar: gameshowhost: I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.

You mean not counting the whole "Urban Cowboy" thing?


Yeah they make some relatively decent clothes. I mean it's not like you're wearing Rustler
 
2022-10-02 4:58:42 PM  

Billy Liar: gameshowhost: I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.

You mean not counting the whole "Urban Cowboy" thing?


ok i guess that satisfies the 'fashion' part. i'm not sure something is necessarily 'designer fashion' just because someone designed it.

because then my toughskins were designer fashion in the '70s  and ... someone hold me, i don't want to go down that road
 
2022-10-02 5:03:50 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: I'm curious as to what degraded. Looks like the cotton is holding its own.


That's polyester. Cotton takes less than a year to decompose. Polyester takes 20-200 years, depending on the quality, thickness, and weave.
 
2022-10-02 5:04:43 PM  
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2022-10-02 5:04:59 PM  
David Bowie - The Jean Genie
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2022-10-02 5:05:45 PM  
In Living Color Prince - Butt Out Jeans
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2022-10-02 5:08:15 PM  

maxandgrinch: Disappointed it's not these...

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/Sha NaNa
//Bao Bao Bao
///steamed buns


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2022-10-02 5:09:22 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Billy Liar: gameshowhost: I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.

You mean not counting the whole "Urban Cowboy" thing?

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2022-10-02 5:11:54 PM  

maxandgrinch: Disappointed it's not these...

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/Sha NaNa
//Bao Bao Bao
///steamed buns


I love that movie.  And so did my buddy, Peter.
 
2022-10-02 5:12:41 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: I'm curious as to what degraded. Looks like the cotton is holding its own.


From the thread (heh):

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2022-10-02 5:22:56 PM  
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2022-10-02 5:22:57 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: You can get new ones with less material now. It'll save you a few decades.

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So...all you get are the seams?
 
2022-10-02 5:26:38 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: You can get new ones with less material now. It'll save you a few decades.

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Oh that can't be real

***goes on the Google***

Goddammitsomuch.
 
2022-10-02 5:28:11 PM  

meat0918: So you're saying I shouldn't wear mixed fiber textiles?


DO YOU WANT TO ANGER THE CREATOR?
 
2022-10-02 5:28:11 PM  
Annie - Chewing Gum [Live On Popworld]
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2022-10-02 5:29:44 PM  

Billy Liar: gameshowhost: I'm gonna torch the entire place down if Wranglers ever become designer fashion.

You mean not counting the whole "Urban Cowboy" thing?


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2022-10-02 5:36:27 PM  
Bad Idea Jeans - Saturday Night Live
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2022-10-02 5:39:01 PM  

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Rhonda Weiss: Jewess Jeans - SNL
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