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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Florida has gone full post-apocalyptic wasteland in the wake of Hurricane Ian   (nbc-2.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Crime, Terri Johns, North Fort Myers woman, FORT MYERS, Lee County, Florida, Fort Myers, Florida, gas line, Lee County Jail  
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2022-10-02 10:28:56 AM  
I'm pretty sure Florida was known for zombies, heavily armed lunatics, looting, and being a post apocalyptic wasteland well before the hurricane.
 
2022-10-02 10:46:45 AM  
I'm in Ft Myers and this is just stupid - go up the highway 2 exits and everything is much closer to normal.
 
2022-10-02 11:04:10 AM  
No one's face got eaten.  Disappointed.
 
2022-10-02 11:08:07 AM  
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2022-10-02 11:10:14 AM  
Why wasn't her wind pipe crushed? Cmon guys you're slipping. If you're looting the bill of rights goes bye bye.
 
2022-10-02 12:00:54 PM  
So, even more of a wasteland than before Ian?
 
2022-10-02 12:04:15 PM  
Seriously, does anybody really believe that this story is something that couldn't have happened regularly in Floriduh before the hurricane?
 
2022-10-02 2:07:20 PM  
North Fort Myers woman arrested for pulling out gun in gas line

In North Fort Myers, I think they call that "Sunday".
 
2022-10-02 2:08:34 PM  

Mrtraveler01: North Fort Myers woman arrested for pulling out gun in gas line

In North Fort Myers, I think they call that "Sunday".


Ha! Came here to say "Thursday".
 
2022-10-02 2:09:20 PM  

require PDA: I'm in Ft Myers and this is just stupid - go up the highway 2 exits and everything is much closer to normal.


I've been following the local news and radio and I've been very suprised at how things like gas stations and Publix are already up in running in parts of Lee County.
 
2022-10-02 2:12:23 PM  
Tell 'em Large Marge senrcha
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2022-10-02 2:13:02 PM  
As Desantis warned, Florida is a second amendment state. Somebody cut in line, she's standing her ground.
 
2022-10-02 2:13:03 PM  
How did anyone notice?
 
2022-10-02 2:13:22 PM  
Lines were 3 deep at the local gas stations last evening (Sarasota county). Power is mostly back on in this area, though, so the gas need for generators has gone down.
 
2022-10-02 2:15:42 PM  
Luckily every Texan can get a free private flight to Martha's Vineyard.
 
2022-10-02 2:15:44 PM  
No big deal, it's just how people get gas in a 2nd Amendment state.
 
2022-10-02 2:17:56 PM  
Granny goodness ?
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2022-10-02 2:18:37 PM  
Get busy bootstrappin' or get busy dyin'.

/that's goddamned right
 
2022-10-02 2:22:39 PM  
Maybe we should just let the alligators take over. They seem less violent.
 
2022-10-02 2:23:04 PM  

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2022-10-02 2:27:20 PM  

alechemist: Granny goodness ?[Fark user image 425x318]

Well you read my mind.

 
2022-10-02 2:32:41 PM  
This is your example of Florida going full post-apocalyptic?

To Florida this is a Tuesday.
 
2022-10-02 2:33:33 PM  
If no one shot the gas pump, this didn't happen in Florida.
 
2022-10-02 2:33:49 PM  
"An Armed Society is a Polite Society"...

Cue the Queue Etiquette Efformers!

(Please note the correct spelling of both versions of the homophone, something that seems to be beyond Farkers as a whole.)
 
2022-10-02 2:34:53 PM  

Deucednuisance: "An Armed Society is a Polite Society"...

Cue the Queue Etiquette Efformers!

(Please note the correct spelling of both versions of the homophone, something that seems to be beyond Farkers as a whole.)


"Enforcers", jeeze louise.

Let the dogpiling commence.
 
2022-10-02 2:36:43 PM  
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2022-10-02 2:36:49 PM  
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2022-10-02 2:36:58 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe we should just let the alligators take over. They seem less violent.


Well, it has been a while since I saw any reports of alligators pulling guns on people.
 
2022-10-02 2:37:58 PM  
Terri LYNN Johns.
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2022-10-02 2:40:09 PM  

Deucednuisance: Deucednuisance: "An Armed Society is a Polite Society"...

Cue the Queue Etiquette Efformers!

(Please note the correct spelling of both versions of the homophone, something that seems to be beyond Farkers as a whole.)

"Enforcers", jeeze louise.

Let the dogpiling commence.


OK.
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2022-10-02 2:43:09 PM  
No, the Florida tag can applied to/appropriate for both men and women.
 
2022-10-02 2:44:08 PM  
Build the wall build the wall, build the wall!
 
2022-10-02 2:46:52 PM  
Just walk away. Leave the gasoline and I will let you escape with your lives!
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If anyone could benefit from a lord-humongus style hockey mask....
 
2022-10-02 2:47:27 PM  

require PDA: I'm in Ft Myers and this is just stupid - go up the highway 2 exits and everything is much closer to normal.


Yeah, but... that's two exits away. Might as well be on the moon!

Anybody willing to pull out a gun and threaten to end a human life over someone cutting in line at a gas station is either too shiatty to inconvenience themselves even that much or too stupid to realize that would even be an option - or both. Probably both.


PS - You don't end their lives for cutting in line at the gas station, you slash their tires - DUH, lady.
 
2022-10-02 2:49:34 PM  
Her queef was quoted as saying: "No! We go in! We kill! No more talk! We kill! Soon, my dog of war, but we have to do it my way."
 
2022-10-02 2:49:46 PM  

WickerNipple: No one's face got eaten.  Disappointed.


Well it wasn't dropping meth out of the sky.
 
2022-10-02 2:50:40 PM  

neongoats: This is your example of Florida going full post-apocalyptic?

To Florida this is a Tuesday.


Saturday.
 
2022-10-02 2:55:38 PM  
Didn't Billy Crystal try to throw her from a train?
 
2022-10-02 2:56:16 PM  

require PDA: I'm in Ft Myers and this is just stupid - go up the highway 2 exits and everything is much closer to normal.


Haven't you heard?  The entire state was destroyed.  That's what CNN says.
 
2022-10-02 2:56:36 PM  
Stupid Libs don't even recognize FreedomTM when they see it in action
 
2022-10-02 2:57:26 PM  

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
 
2022-10-02 2:58:47 PM  

bucket_pup: Badmoodman: North Fort Myers woman arrested...


Are they sure?

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Has anyone checked for Penis?
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You're in charge of that, bub. I don't care what it's packing.
 
2022-10-02 2:58:59 PM  
You got the tater!
 
2022-10-02 2:59:17 PM  

Special Guest: Just walk away. Leave the gasoline and I will let you escape with your lives!
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If anyone could benefit from a lord-humongus style hockey mask....


"Just walk away. It's Florida."

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2022-10-02 3:00:39 PM  
Meanwhile, some useless jerk showed up with his big cross, just as he had for Uvalde and the KY tornado disaster.  To "bring hope".   He should bring a farking hammer or supplies.  I'm almost on Florida woman's side.  At least she's...well being true to her state.  Oh and he's cheating, with the wheels on the foot of the cross.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/10/02/florida-ian-death-toll/
 
2022-10-02 3:01:53 PM  

require PDA: I'm in Ft Myers and this is just stupid - go up the highway 2 exits and everything is much closer to normal.


You need GAS to get there though!
 
2022-10-02 3:06:12 PM  

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As a teenager I was really good with a boomerang. Super accurate. Joking around with friends, I said, "I'm going to nail <best friend>"

My intention was to hit him in the calf as a joke, and I absolutely  would have... except the instant I let go of the boomerang, the wind picked up and it lifted up and it absolutely CLOBBERED him in the back of the head and he went down HARD and I thought I was going to prison for premeditated murder that I didn't actually intend at all.

He was fine. I apologized. I gave him the boomerang and have never touched one since.
 
2022-10-02 3:06:22 PM  
The gas is for the generators. I just wonder ( not being a generator person ). Is the cost of running it worth the cost of the food that you are trying to save? The temps here have been cool, no AC is really needed. And the electricity just came on, so I guess the point is moo.
 
2022-10-02 3:08:58 PM  
The sh** that happened during and after Katrina was the only time this country went post apocalyptic in our lifetimes.

For the United States, that was waaaaaaay out there.
 
2022-10-02 3:14:36 PM  

Deucednuisance: "An Armed Society is a Polite Society"...

Cue the Queue Etiquette Efformers!

(Please note the correct spelling of both versions of the homophone, something that seems to be beyond Farkers as a whole.)


Who you calling homophonic?
 
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