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2022-10-02 9:23:31 AM  
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2022-10-02 9:37:23 AM  
A lesson on the usage of "your" and "you're".
 
2022-10-02 10:11:51 AM  
CRT, if you can come up with an accurate definition of what it means.
 
2022-10-02 10:12:38 AM  
Evolution.

/summon Bevets
 
2022-10-02 10:15:18 AM  
American government .
Macro and micro economics.
 
2022-10-02 10:15:59 AM  
Logic and critical thinking.
 
2022-10-02 10:24:59 AM  
empathy, taking responsibility for your actions, personal hygiene.
 
2022-10-02 10:37:01 AM  
Multicultural diversity.
 
2022-10-02 10:39:19 AM  
Women's studies.
 
2022-10-02 10:41:28 AM  
Woke history
 
2022-10-02 10:51:29 AM  
Gay sex ed
 
2022-10-02 10:54:53 AM  
Music, art appreciation, dance, theater. art.
 
2022-10-02 10:58:11 AM  
Form Criticism
 
2022-10-02 10:59:58 AM  
Hoveround maintenance, safety, and repair.


And spelling.

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2022-10-02 11:03:19 AM  
Music taught by an African American
 
2022-10-02 11:07:43 AM  
Comparative Religion
 
2022-10-02 11:09:27 AM  

null: Evolution.

/summon Bevets


It's on older meme, but it checks out
 
2022-10-02 11:10:17 AM  

Zombie DJ: Music taught by an African American


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MAXIMUM TRIGGERING
 
2022-10-02 11:11:41 AM  

Cafe Threads: Women's studies.


Womyn's studies.

/maximum triggering!
//study it out
///3
 
2022-10-02 11:12:46 AM  

no1curr: Gay sex ed


Joycelyn Elders for Surgeon General, again!
 
2022-10-02 11:19:19 AM  
I'm equal opportunity. I'll teach common core new math
 
2022-10-02 11:26:34 AM  
Abortion technology.
 
2022-10-02 11:41:04 AM  
Proper capitalization and use of the apostrophe.
 
2022-10-02 11:42:05 AM  
English.
 
2022-10-02 11:42:53 AM  
How to avoid being roofied.
 
2022-10-02 11:45:40 AM  

Zombie DJ: Music taught by an African American


Yes
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2022-10-02 11:51:49 AM  

mrshowrules: Proper capitalization and use of the apostrophe.


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2022-10-02 12:59:58 PM  
Social studies, geography
 
2022-10-02 1:07:42 PM  
Rainbows everywhere. 🌈
 
2022-10-02 1:07:56 PM  
Hating Jews: The Other Side of Israel.
 
2022-10-02 1:10:13 PM  

null: Evolution.

/summon Bevets


Does anyone in Farkland still have a Summon Bevets card?
 
2022-10-02 1:11:04 PM  
Virology, epidemiology, and Constitutional law.
 
2022-10-02 1:11:13 PM  
Trick question. There is only ONE thing which triggers them - not being the only ones in charge.
 
2022-10-02 1:12:04 PM  

BizarreMan: CRT, if you can come up with an accurate definition of what it means.


Why?  Just randomly label different classes as CRT, that's enough.  It's not like they know what it means either.
 
2022-10-02 1:12:30 PM  

AirForceVet: null: Evolution.

/summon Bevets

Does anyone in Farkland still have a Summon Bevets card?


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I have the very thing here.
 
2022-10-02 1:12:40 PM  
Unraveling the mystery
 
2022-10-02 1:13:24 PM  
All you have to do is teach accurate American history, medically accurate Sex Ed in Health class, fully fund & give equal time to non-sports extracurriculars like band, orchestra, choir, chess, Model U.N., everything else, and probably have some kind of sane, progressive & actually effective anti-bullying policy instead of zero-tolerance victim punishing that just reinforces the idea that authority cannot ever be questioned in any meaningful way.
 
2022-10-02 1:13:25 PM  

Unsung_Hero: BizarreMan: CRT, if you can come up with an accurate definition of what it means.

Why?  Just randomly label different classes as CRT, that's enough.  It's not like they know what it means either.


It means 'DUNKIN ON WYPIPO'!
 
2022-10-02 1:14:33 PM  

AirForceVet: null: Evolution.

/summon Bevets

Does anyone in Farkland still have a Summon Bevets card?


I used to but then my phone bricked and had to get a new one.
 
2022-10-02 1:15:21 PM  

gunga galunga: A lesson on the usage of "your" and "you're".


There their. Don't go aiming to high.
 
2022-10-02 1:16:10 PM  
Why don't we draw up an economic plan dependent on 1.2 million of them losing their jobs so that housing and stocks remain untethered from performance.  Oh, wait--it's way easier to inflict those injuries on urban blue state workers.

Better luck next time, huh?
 
2022-10-02 1:16:42 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: AirForceVet: null: Evolution.

/summon Bevets

Does anyone in Farkland still have a Summon Bevets card?

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I have the very thing here.


Now I have it again. Thanks, fellow weirdo.
 
2022-10-02 1:17:40 PM  
You really don't have to go to all that effort to trigger republicans. All you have to do is point out that the new Little Mermaid is black and they throw a biatch fit lol
 
2022-10-02 1:19:01 PM  

BizarreMan: CRT, if you can come up with an accurate definition of what it means.


Capitalism = Racism
 
2022-10-02 1:19:55 PM  
EFG, HMT, and LQMSBBQ (cooking class), FAFO workshop, and weaponizing Anti-Bullying strategies, how playing fair works, history of inclusive empires/history of exclusive empires. how to Decannonize fascist saints, how to detect sociopaths/psychopaths in dating, religion, politics, and coaches.
 
2022-10-02 1:20:27 PM  
Comprehensive and responsible sex education that covers birth control, condoms, std's, how girl get pragnent, how babby is formed, etc
 
2022-10-02 1:20:58 PM  
Demon summoning

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... maybe the kids have it figured out already.
 
2022-10-02 1:21:54 PM  

Abox: BizarreMan: CRT, if you can come up with an accurate definition of what it means.

Capitalism = Racism


Actually, that's one of my main criticisms of CRT, because it comes close to that epiphany, but stops short and goes "capitalism can do a better job."
 
2022-10-02 1:22:29 PM  
Teach a class titled Gay Muslim Communist Leaders and have it be about the biography of Nixon, Regan, and Trump and their well known ties to the gay communist agenda.
 
2022-10-02 1:22:56 PM  

KingKauff: gunga galunga: A lesson on the usage of "your" and "you're".

There their. Don't go aiming to high.


Hey that's  they're, their.
 
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