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(Some Guy)   There really is no greater honour than....*shakes magic 8-ball* ......having a sandwich named after you?   (lovin.ie) divider line
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2022-10-02 9:05:33 AM  
The Larry David Sandwich
Youtube HFMVW71bDmQ
 
2022-10-02 9:42:56 AM  
I bet it's a steal.

/Got nothing
 
2022-10-02 9:45:02 AM  
I mean, the Luther?

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2022-10-02 9:55:30 AM  
How about having THE sandwich named after you?
 
2022-10-02 10:42:24 AM  
Certainly better then having a law named after you.
 
2022-10-02 10:48:05 AM  
I'm sure it'll rank right up there with the Mama Cass Ham & Swiss.
 
2022-10-02 10:53:28 AM  
Green olives, mayo, cheddar cheese, sour dough bread.

No takers?
 
2022-10-02 11:05:31 AM  
the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.
 
2022-10-02 11:07:03 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: I'm sure it'll rank right up there with the Mama Cass Ham & Swiss.


If Mama Cass had shared that sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they might both be alive today.

/Too soon?
 
2022-10-02 11:12:34 AM  

sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.


You got yourself in you.
 
2022-10-02 11:28:22 AM  

DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.


Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess
 
2022-10-02 11:36:37 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess


Sounds like a James Deen response.
 
2022-10-02 11:47:05 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: I'm sure it'll rank right up there with the Mama Cass Ham & Swiss.


Lord and Lady Douchebag - SNL
Youtube C6XF4RxU7xQ
 
2022-10-02 11:48:24 AM  
If it was a really good sandwich, sure.
 
2022-10-02 12:07:17 PM  
No, it's a unit of measure, like Ohm or Ampere.

The unit of measure of sexual satisfaction for a woman should be the Porous, where 1 Porous == one woman completely satisfied sexually.

According to my last measurement, I'm at 2.6 Porouses.
 
2022-10-02 12:16:59 PM  

Porous Horace: No, it's a unit of measure, like Ohm or Ampere.

The unit of measure of sexual satisfaction for a woman should be the Porous, where 1 Porous == one woman completely satisfied sexually.

According to my last measurement, I'm at 2.6 Porouses.


Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't be so happy about the "Johnny_Vegas Vienna Sausage" sandwich???
 
2022-10-02 12:31:39 PM  
Vodka can be a sandwich?
 
2022-10-02 12:40:55 PM  

RaceDTruck: I bet it's a steal.

/Got nothing


I bet it's a sloppy mess.
 
2022-10-02 12:56:39 PM  

Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.


Jeff Stryker actually in this case
 
2022-10-02 12:57:49 PM  
Only at the fork and bucket.

/ Had something, but threw it up.
 
2022-10-02 1:05:22 PM  
The Karen Carpenter Hungry Woman Sandwich
 
2022-10-02 1:16:48 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.

Jeff Stryker actually in this case


Never heard his name, would proba ly recognize the dick though. Stopped watching commercial pron a decade ago.
 
2022-10-02 1:17:05 PM  
According to Terry Pratchett, the is a dish and an item of clothing. This is why Lord Cardigan is jealous of the Duke of Wellington.
 
2022-10-02 1:21:05 PM  

Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.

Jeff Stryker actually in this case

Never heard his name, would proba ly recognize the dick though. Stopped watching commercial pron a decade ago.


He's oldschool - late '80's and '90's but mostly did gay and bi porn
 
2022-10-02 1:23:52 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.

Jeff Stryker actually in this case

Never heard his name, would proba ly recognize the dick though. Stopped watching commercial pron a decade ago.

He's oldschool - late '80's and '90's but mostly did gay and bi porn


Well then I should totally recognize it. That'smyfetish.jpg
 
2022-10-02 1:37:32 PM  

Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.

Jeff Stryker actually in this case

Never heard his name, would proba ly recognize the dick though. Stopped watching commercial pron a decade ago.


Hentai is better anyways, 3d porn is garbage tier.
 
2022-10-02 1:38:29 PM  
The Grilled Sleaze?
 
2022-10-02 1:42:00 PM  

nyan9mm: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.

Jeff Stryker actually in this case

Never heard his name, would proba ly recognize the dick though. Stopped watching commercial pron a decade ago.

Hentai is better anyways, 3d porn is garbage tier.


Um. K. I mean, no thanks, but go ahead with your freak flag and all that.
 
2022-10-02 1:47:27 PM  

johnny_vegas: Porous Horace: No, it's a unit of measure, like Ohm or Ampere.

The unit of measure of sexual satisfaction for a woman should be the Porous, where 1 Porous == one woman completely satisfied sexually.

According to my last measurement, I'm at 2.6 Porouses.

Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't be so happy about the "Johnny_Vegas Vienna Sausage" sandwich???


Depends. Can you supersize it?
 
2022-10-02 2:13:16 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess


"I already have the prototype."

/Man from Nantucket
 
2022-10-02 2:15:29 PM  

Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.

Jeff Stryker actually in this case

Never heard his name, would proba ly recognize the dick though. Stopped watching commercial pron a decade ago.


So, public access cable porn only? Public access?
 
2022-10-02 2:17:03 PM  

DoctorCal: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.

Jeff Stryker actually in this case

Never heard his name, would proba ly recognize the dick though. Stopped watching commercial pron a decade ago.

So, public access cable porn only? Public access?


God damned auto carrot.
Pubic access.
 
2022-10-02 2:30:32 PM  
This is now officially a pr0n thread.  No further posts about sammiches or Lindsay Lohan will be permitted.
 
2022-10-02 2:41:57 PM  
The overrated burnt out with extra mayo
 
2022-10-02 2:45:55 PM  
'nduja sausage, Monterey Jack cheese, mixed grated cheddar, caramelised onions and, ham.

That seems fitting
 
2022-10-02 2:48:12 PM  
Bonita flakes and a smear of srirachayo on a white hoagie?
 
2022-10-02 2:53:35 PM  

DoctorCal: DoctorCal: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kitty2.0: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: DoctorCal: sinko swimo: the finest achievement a celebrity can have bestowed upon them is either being in a 007 Bond film or being made into an action figure. i would love to get to play with myself.

You got yourself in you.

Someone actually asked one of the porn actors that had a dildo that was made from a mold of his penis if he'd bought one himself.  His answer was a faintly horrified "No!"  But hey the guy can go fark himself whenever he wants I guess

Sounds like a James Deen response.

Jeff Stryker actually in this case

Never heard his name, would proba ly recognize the dick though. Stopped watching commercial pron a decade ago.

So, public access cable porn only? Public access?

God damned auto carrot.
Pubic access.


Cam shows, mostly.
 
2022-10-02 3:40:03 PM  
I ordered the same sandwich so often at my local Jersey Mike's they named it after me.

The Ricky Six:  Roast beef, bacon and avocado, no cheese.  Mike's way extra salt.  Cherry pepper relish.

/yes, I know who rikki sixx is
 
2022-10-02 3:41:01 PM  

Porous Horace: johnny_vegas: Porous Horace: No, it's a unit of measure, like Ohm or Ampere.

The unit of measure of sexual satisfaction for a woman should be the Porous, where 1 Porous == one woman completely satisfied sexually.

According to my last measurement, I'm at 2.6 Porouses.

Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't be so happy about the "Johnny_Vegas Vienna Sausage" sandwich???

Depends. Can you supersize it?


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2022-10-02 3:53:49 PM  
The Broadway Danny Rose sandwich at the Carnegie Deli : Lox w/ Marinara Sauce
 
2022-10-02 4:50:33 PM  
There's been a drink named after her for years.

It's a red-headed something or other with a splash of Coke.
 
2022-10-02 4:59:05 PM  
I would gladly hold the pickle
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2022-10-02 5:17:31 PM  

question_dj: I mean, the Luther?

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Invented by and killer of Luther Vandross.
 
2022-10-02 6:03:30 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: [YouTube video: The Larry David Sandwich]


Ted Danson's response to the sandwich is so perfect.
 
2022-10-02 6:30:23 PM  
How did this become a pron thread?
 
2022-10-02 6:36:14 PM  

luna1580: How did this become a pron thread?


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2022-10-02 6:38:24 PM  

luna1580: How did this become a pron thread?


You are absolutely right, we should be prepping for Thanksgiving threads instead:
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/Maybe that one is both
//yah, rule 34, its both
 
2022-10-02 6:53:29 PM  

BumpInTheNight: luna1580: How did this become a pron thread?

You are absolutely right, we should be prepping for Thanksgiving threads instead:
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/Maybe that one is both
//yah, rule 34, its both


Cthulhu comes soon! Actually, he already destroyed my beach......

Serves us right to forget The Old Ones

(But I'm depressed about it all)
 
2022-10-02 7:08:46 PM  

natazha: Green olives, mayo, cheddar cheese, sour dough bread.

No takers?


That's a Morey Amsterdam.
 
2022-10-02 7:50:54 PM  
if your name is Reuben or Cuban then well yes ok
 
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