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2022-10-02 2:25:17 AM  
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2022-10-02 7:10:18 AM  
Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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2022-10-02 8:38:58 AM  
3Wave or Thunderwalker?
 
2022-10-02 8:40:16 AM  

Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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The Russian General is fake news.

Someone found the real dude, and he wasn't even affiliated with the army.
 
2022-10-02 8:44:58 AM  

Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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When an orc gets that big, do they just call him an orca?
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2022-10-02 8:52:03 AM  
He's like a ninja on the battlefield.
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2022-10-02 8:55:47 AM  
Suck it. Suck it long and hard, Putin.
Oof level: 11/10
 
2022-10-02 8:56:32 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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The Russian General is fake news.

Someone found the real dude, and he wasn't even affiliated with the army.


Retired Border Guard commander or something like that, if I recall correctly.  As you said, not affiliated with the army.
 
2022-10-02 8:58:00 AM  

Hugh Manatee: Ketchuponsteak: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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The Russian General is fake news.

Someone found the real dude, and he wasn't even affiliated with the army.

Retired Border Guard commander or something like that, if I recall correctly.  As you said, not affiliated with the army.


Now do the one about how there's no such thing as an alpha wolf.
 
2022-10-02 9:01:30 AM  
Wait, so they don't let people who used to support the DNR go around with the DNR flag on the back of their pickup truck, or fly from their house?  People who used to support the DNR are suddenly no longer eager to show their true colors because they knew they lost and will be seen by their neighbors and fellow countrymen as traitors?  What a weird and magical land.
 
2022-10-02 9:05:19 AM  
"Do Not Resuscitate" Putin? Sounds good to me.
 
2022-10-02 9:06:10 AM  

Hugh Manatee: Ketchuponsteak: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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The Russian General is fake news.

Someone found the real dude, and he wasn't even affiliated with the army.

Retired Border Guard commander or something like that, if I recall correctly.  As you said, not affiliated with the army.


I think he is retired Border Guard of something like the Kazakhstan Border Police, or something like that, not even a Russian Border Guard.  I do believe that I heard that Russian Border Guards are or were being used like regular infantry at some point in the war, because they are basically organized as an army with military equipment like tanks, armored vehicles, and assault rifles...so like American police, but they didn't do very well.  I don't know if that is a fact though, or just a rumor I heard, or if it was just a few isolated incidents.
 
2022-10-02 9:13:54 AM  
Ukranian General: Capture the flag.
Russian General: Capture the frag.
 
2022-10-02 9:23:02 AM  
I'm starting to wonder: why was Ukraine battling in the Donbas for years with no success if they're this good? Are Western weapons making the difference?
 
2022-10-02 9:23:20 AM  
"Redeployed to body bags" My god, there's no chill! Lol
 
2022-10-02 9:27:40 AM  

Snarfangel: He's like a ninja on the battlefield.
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Give him all the shiat you want, that fat farker could probably take a whole magazine of fire before he stopped pulling the trigger. Fat does a lot of bullet-stopping.

All his friends would be running away, but you can't win them all.

;)
 
2022-10-02 9:33:53 AM  

EBN-OZN: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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When an orc gets that big, do they just call him an orca?
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That's an insult to the venerable apex predator of the seas and therefore Earth!
 
2022-10-02 9:35:22 AM  

jjorsett: I'm starting to wonder: why was Ukraine battling in the Donbas for years with no success if they're this good? Are Western weapons making the difference?


My guess would be the limited scope of operations meant Russia had enough capable troops and supplies vs the full scale invasion laying bare the farcical level of incompetence and corruption.

On the Ukrainian side they were the incompetents during the Russian invasion of Donbas and have been making steady improvements, so being forced into full mobilization by Russia would be the catalyst for pushing back fully with widespread public support.
 
2022-10-02 9:35:35 AM  

jjorsett: I'm starting to wonder: why was Ukraine battling in the Donbas for years with no success if they're this good? Are Western weapons making the difference?


They likely didn't see the !/$ for pushing an offensive - it would have gotten their soldiers killed and invited a Russian response.  After Russia invaded, though, the second part kinda went away.
 
2022-10-02 9:40:30 AM  

Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Snarfangel: He's like a ninja on the battlefield.
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Give him all the shiat you want, that fat farker could probably take a whole magazine of fire before he stopped pulling the trigger. Fat does a lot of bullet-stopping.

All his friends would be running away, but you can't win them all.

;)


Damn right they'd be running away. Putin isn't supplying his troops with food rations, but they know that guy won't tolerate missing a meal. Better to run your legs off before he gnaws them off.
 
2022-10-02 9:48:59 AM  

Unobtanium: Let's Review:

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I can just see that Russian General telling some poor conscript to suck in their gut.
 
2022-10-02 10:03:57 AM  
My flag boy told
Your flag boy
I'm gonna set your flag on fire
 
2022-10-02 10:05:30 AM  

Prof. Frink: My flag boy told
Your flag boy
I'm gonna set your flag on fire


Hey now
 
2022-10-02 10:05:56 AM  

jjorsett: I'm starting to wonder: why was Ukraine battling in the Donbas for years with no success if they're this good? Are Western weapons making the difference?


They were just holding the line and trying to negotiate. They didn't want to escalate and risk an actual Russian invasion. Everybody still thought the Bear still had teeth and claws. Little did we know that its claws had been removed and used to buy an oligarch's yacht, its teeth had fallen from decay and lack of care, and it was a geriatric, farting monstrosity near death.
 
2022-10-02 10:30:37 AM  

dsmith42: jjorsett: I'm starting to wonder: why was Ukraine battling in the Donbas for years with no success if they're this good? Are Western weapons making the difference?

They were just holding the line and trying to negotiate. They didn't want to escalate and risk an actual Russian invasion. Everybody still thought the Bear still had teeth and claws. Little did we know that its claws had been removed and used to buy an oligarch's yacht, its teeth had fallen from decay and lack of care, and it was a geriatric, farting monstrosity near death.


They were also very very broke and with a military that was still undisciplined and lax just like Russia's now.  It's amazing what modern equipment, training and discipline can do for a fighting force, especially once you add in a very good reason to fight.
 
2022-10-02 10:39:55 AM  

Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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How do you say meal team 6 in Russian?
 
2022-10-02 10:47:41 AM  

dsmith42: jjorsett: I'm starting to wonder: why was Ukraine battling in the Donbas for years with no success if they're this good? Are Western weapons making the difference?

They were just holding the line and trying to negotiate. They didn't want to escalate and risk an actual Russian invasion. Everybody still thought the Bear still had teeth and claws. Little did we know that its claws had been removed and used to buy an oligarch's yacht, its teeth had fallen from decay and lack of care, and it was a geriatric, farting monstrosity near death.


Yeah, and there's also the difference between engaging internal "russian-backed separatists" in limited operations and full-blown fighting an opposing army for territorial control. In the first case, there is more consideration given to not wrecking up the place, and not souring relations with uninvolved citizenry.  A lot more restraint and political deliberation involved in dealing with an internal uprising.  In the second, fighting a "real war" is just more simple when it comes to what the objectives are and the methods to achieve them.
 
2022-10-02 10:48:51 AM  
Oh I've got it. He's in charge of the spaetzel-naz

/
kinda
 
2022-10-02 10:49:18 AM  
Sort of like an inverse Iwo Jima?

Always liked this approach:

Soviets blow up Nazi Emblem on Reichstag. Archive film 61629
Youtube akM4kILRCoI
 
2022-10-02 10:57:46 AM  

Unobtanium: Let's Review:

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I don't care if it's fake. That shiat's funny.
 
2022-10-02 11:14:03 AM  

Snarfangel: Russian General: Capture the frag.


You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died.
 
2022-10-02 11:20:15 AM  

jjorsett: I'm starting to wonder: why was Ukraine battling in the Donbas for years with no success if they're this good? Are Western weapons making the difference?


Ukraine might have not wanted to kill the entire population in the area.
Russia had no qualms about that.
 
2022-10-02 11:27:25 AM  

lizyrd: dsmith42: jjorsett: I'm starting to wonder: why was Ukraine battling in the Donbas for years with no success if they're this good? Are Western weapons making the difference?

They were just holding the line and trying to negotiate. They didn't want to escalate and risk an actual Russian invasion. Everybody still thought the Bear still had teeth and claws. Little did we know that its claws had been removed and used to buy an oligarch's yacht, its teeth had fallen from decay and lack of care, and it was a geriatric, farting monstrosity near death.

Yeah, and there's also the difference between engaging internal "russian-backed separatists" in limited operations and full-blown fighting an opposing army for territorial control. In the first case, there is more consideration given to not wrecking up the place, and not souring relations with uninvolved citizenry.  A lot more restraint and political deliberation involved in dealing with an internal uprising.  In the second, fighting a "real war" is just more simple when it comes to what the objectives are and the methods to achieve them.


Also, apparently all they had was HE, exactly what western tanks were built against.

They literally built all our armor so that the infantry could hide behind them, specifically to ram a stick up their ass afterwards.

If they even try, the finnish will kill them before they even cross the 1919 border. And they will be sharpening their knives.

And if they even try, they could take kaliningrad.
 
2022-10-02 11:44:28 AM  
Did Russia at least get farm?
 
2022-10-02 12:15:51 PM  
From a Wall Street Journal article I was just reading. 

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2022-10-02 12:30:52 PM  
I motion for a vote to rescind the decision to join the Russian Federation.  Second?
 
2022-10-02 12:35:17 PM  

saddestmanonearth: I motion for a vote to rescind the decision to join the Russian Federation.  Second?


Are you posting from inside Mar-A-Lago?
 
2022-10-02 12:59:51 PM  
Next time, less climbing more flamethrower
 
2022-10-02 1:02:41 PM  

Hugh Manatee: Ketchuponsteak: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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The Russian General is fake news.

Someone found the real dude, and he wasn't even affiliated with the army.

Retired Border Guard commander or something like that, if I recall correctly.  As you said, not affiliated with the army.


I wonder if he knows he's famous, for being a fat fark.
 
2022-10-02 1:46:05 PM  

heavymetal: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

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I can just see that Russian General telling some poor conscript to suck in their gut.


especially since he's not a General or even in the army.

/wearing camo does not instantly make you a General in an army
 
2022-10-02 1:47:15 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

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How do you say meal team 6 in Russian?


"Retired Kazakhstan Border Guard"
 
2022-10-02 2:05:22 PM  
Fat Russian general goes into a sauna. Guy looks at him and say damn you're fat. When was the last time you saw your dick why don't your diet?
Fat Russian general replies, why what color is it now?
 
2022-10-02 2:20:32 PM  

the voice of raisin: TheDirtyNacho: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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How do you say meal team 6 in Russian?

"Retired Kazakhstan Border Guard"


Yeah yeah yeah, we get it. There's no fat guys in Putin's proud army. How could there be when their dear leader is starving their expendible asses?
 
2022-10-02 2:36:01 PM  

EdgeRunner: the voice of raisin: TheDirtyNacho: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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How do you say meal team 6 in Russian?

"Retired Kazakhstan Border Guard"

Yeah yeah yeah, we get it. There's no fat guys in Putin's proud army. How could there be when their dear leader is starving their expendible asses?


let me know when you find Hiary's emails.

/I guess 2015-2020 proved facts dont matter
 
2022-10-02 2:47:39 PM  

i.r.id10t: 3Wave or Thunderwalker?


Thunderwanker.
 
2022-10-02 2:49:20 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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The Russian General is fake news.

Someone found the real dude, and he wasn't even affiliated with the army.


Seems about right.
 
2022-10-02 2:59:00 PM  
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2022-10-02 3:13:54 PM  

winedrinkingman: Hugh Manatee: Ketchuponsteak: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
[Fark user image image 212x303]

Russian General:
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The Russian General is fake news.

Someone found the real dude, and he wasn't even affiliated with the army.

Retired Border Guard commander or something like that, if I recall correctly.  As you said, not affiliated with the army.

I think he is retired Border Guard of something like the Kazakhstan Border Police, or something like that, not even a Russian Border Guard.  I do believe that I heard that Russian Border Guards are or were being used like regular infantry at some point in the war, because they are basically organized as an army with military equipment like tanks, armored vehicles, and assault rifles...so like American police, but they didn't do very well.  I don't know if that is a fact though, or just a rumor I heard, or if it was just a few isolated incidents.


It's like the russians and uvalde pd get their training at the same place
 
2022-10-02 3:18:56 PM  

the voice of raisin: EdgeRunner: the voice of raisin: TheDirtyNacho: Unobtanium: Let's Review:

Ukrainian General:
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Russian General:
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How do you say meal team 6 in Russian?

"Retired Kazakhstan Border Guard"

Yeah yeah yeah, we get it. There's no fat guys in Putin's proud army. How could there be when their dear leader is starving their expendible asses?

let me know when you find Hiary's emails.

/I guess 2015-2020 proved facts dont matter


If you're just going to pull your responses out of a hat, at least pick a funny one.
 
2022-10-02 3:19:04 PM  

Mad_Radhu: From a Wall Street Journal article I was just reading. 

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"Your husband is being sent home in his own box, so here's something to put in yours."
 
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