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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   With the NextGen car proving to be more hazardous than an open wheel car, should we be using idols? The YellaWood 500 is live from Talladega at 2 PM ET on NBC   (jayski.com) divider line
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2022-10-02 9:16:51 AM  
Yes, the 5 needs to be in the garage very quickly.
 
2022-10-02 11:54:59 AM  

downstairs: Yes, the 5 needs to be in the garage very quickly.


Agreed, but I think I may need to use the IndyCar idol that was scheduled for disassembly.
 
2022-10-02 1:47:18 PM  
Those jets drowned out the anthem!
 
2022-10-02 1:51:48 PM  
OK, if any idols get used, they are to target the 5 first, secondly, thirdly, foremost, all the way down until the car cannot function.  Anybody trying to smite the 18 is officially a masochist!

Also, who elected Jeff Burton as Mayor of NASCAR?
 
2022-10-02 1:53:22 PM  
Even Worse Kyle might be the more obvious target, but Tyrone Gibbs would be the real target. His immature ass needs to be shipped out of Cup, and back down to ARCA for a few years.
 
2022-10-02 1:53:51 PM  
Welcome to the 'Dega Demolition Derby!

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Pacedog's keepin' 'em honest for now.  Next time, it's for real.  NOW LET'S GET IT ON!!!

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2022-10-02 1:54:51 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Even Worse Kyle might be the more obvious target, but Tyrone Gibbs would be the real target. His immature ass needs to be shipped out of Cup, and back down to ARCA for a few years.


I was thinking Charm School.  It worked for Davey Allison back in the day.
 
2022-10-02 1:56:37 PM  
Tuned in just in time to see the command done correctly.
 
2022-10-02 1:58:52 PM  

Fireproof: Tuned in just in time to see the command done correctly.


For just a moment, I honestly thought that was Jimmy Spencer in disguise.
 
2022-10-02 1:59:45 PM  
*IndyCar idol online*
*Power at 75kW*
*Patch installed to change 48 to 5*
 
2022-10-02 1:59:53 PM  
Checking in....TV broke so I'm working off one (TV) in another room , so I'll take my boy Happy and point the Idol at the 18 car.
 
2022-10-02 2:00:26 PM  
Go, horribly racist minority dude what was suspended for using 1 wrong word.

Off-topic:  I need some help.  I'm being offered a free phone by my provider.

The choices are:

Blu View 3
Moto G Pure
Orbic Journey

Opinions?  Which one?
 
2022-10-02 2:01:54 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Checking in....TV broke so I'm working off one (TV) in another room , so I'll take my boy Happy and point the Idol at the 5 car.


FTFY
 
2022-10-02 2:02:44 PM  

bluorangefyre: AngryDesertDweller: Checking in....TV broke so I'm working off one (TV) in another room , so I'll take my boy Happy and point the Idol at the 5 car.

FTFY


Nope 18 then whoever....
 
2022-10-02 2:05:00 PM  

bluorangefyre: OK, if any idols get used, they are to target the 5 first, secondly, thirdly, foremost, all the way down until the car cannot function.  Anybody trying to smite the 18 is officially a masochist!

Also, who elected Jeff Burton as Mayor of NASCAR?


He got that nickname when he was a driver. He was never afraid to tell NASCAR what he felt on safety and rule changes. It's sorely lacking in this current environment. Harvick doesn't count because he's doing it in the press.
 
2022-10-02 2:05:59 PM  

emonk: Go, horribly racist minority dude what was suspended for using 1 wrong word.

Off-topic:  I need some help.  I'm being offered a free phone by my provider.

The choices are:

Blu View 3
Moto G Pure
Orbic Journey

Opinions?  Which one?


FWIW: My wife (mai waaaaif) swears by the Motos. She'll use other phones of she has to, but the Moto series is her idea of what is the best.

Me? Hell, I'm on a 5 year old, MetroPCS exclusive Samsung Galaxy A or B or some sh*t. It ain't dead yet, so my cheap ass is perfectly happy.
 
2022-10-02 2:06:59 PM  
BOOGITY3

 
2022-10-02 2:07:10 PM  
BOOGIDEGA
 
2022-10-02 2:08:16 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: emonk: Go, horribly racist minority dude what was suspended for using 1 wrong word.

Off-topic:  I need some help.  I'm being offered a free phone by my provider.

The choices are:

Blu View 3
Moto G Pure
Orbic Journey

Opinions?  Which one?

FWIW: My wife (mai waaaaif) swears by the Motos. She'll use other phones of she has to, but the Moto series is her idea of what is the best.

Me? Hell, I'm on a 5 year old, MetroPCS exclusive Samsung Galaxy A or B or some sh*t. It ain't dead yet, so my cheap ass is perfectly happy.


Wait, did I miss something?  When did you get married?
 
2022-10-02 2:10:20 PM  
The 5 is way too high
 
2022-10-02 2:12:16 PM  

Snaps: The 5 is way too high


I'm using the IndyCar idol (that was illegal, but my dislike of HWSNBN knew no bounds) due to the concussions lately, and this being 'Dega.  The NASCAR idol is on standby if we need it, but it is being considered a weapon of ultimate last resort.
 
2022-10-02 2:13:24 PM  
Debris caution
 
2022-10-02 2:13:32 PM  
I can't wait to see what happens on this week's episode of Game Of Blowns.
 
2022-10-02 2:13:35 PM  
Not from the 5 unfortunately
 
2022-10-02 2:15:50 PM  
While we were away!

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2022-10-02 2:16:45 PM  

bluorangefyre: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: emonk: Go, horribly racist minority dude what was suspended for using 1 wrong word.

Off-topic:  I need some help.  I'm being offered a free phone by my provider.

The choices are:

Blu View 3
Moto G Pure
Orbic Journey

Opinions?  Which one?

FWIW: My wife (mai waaaaif) swears by the Motos. She'll use other phones of she has to, but the Moto series is her idea of what is the best.

Me? Hell, I'm on a 5 year old, MetroPCS exclusive Samsung Galaxy A or B or some sh*t. It ain't dead yet, so my cheap ass is perfectly happy.

Wait, did I miss something?  When did you get married?


Nothing official yet, sooooooooooo very much paperwork to do, but for all intensive porpoises we're married.
 
2022-10-02 2:18:25 PM  
Ugh, since this is on friggin' broadcast, I gotta sit through all the political ads my Sinclair-owned NBC affiliate wants to play.
 
2022-10-02 2:19:24 PM  
OK zero need for lap 20 contortion caution after that early real one
 
2022-10-02 2:20:02 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ugh, since this is on friggin' broadcast, I gotta sit through all the political ads my Sinclair-owned NBC affiliate wants to play.


I have the broadcast muted and I'm listening to the mrn radio feed. No politics so far.
 
2022-10-02 2:20:38 PM  

RankStranger: OK zero need for lap 20 contortion caution after that early real one


Some NASCAR executive still needs to dip into the Select Reserve.
 
2022-10-02 2:22:12 PM  

bluorangefyre: RankStranger: OK zero need for lap 20 contortion caution after that early real one

Some NASCAR executive still needs to dip into the Select Reserve.


Pretty sure dip was banned in NASCAR ages ago.
 
2022-10-02 2:22:35 PM  

Snaps: bluorangefyre: Ugh, since this is on friggin' broadcast, I gotta sit through all the political ads my Sinclair-owned NBC affiliate wants to play.

I have the broadcast muted and I'm listening to the mrn radio feed. No politics so far.


A second show interest such as a football or baseball game and your previous/ return channel button is your friend. Avoid all commercials
 
2022-10-02 2:24:58 PM  

RankStranger: Snaps: bluorangefyre: Ugh, since this is on friggin' broadcast, I gotta sit through all the political ads my Sinclair-owned NBC affiliate wants to play.

I have the broadcast muted and I'm listening to the mrn radio feed. No politics so far.

A second show interest such as a football or baseball game and your previous/ return channel button is your friend. Avoid all commercials


But I don't want to break my TV, and yell for Matt Canada's head on a silver platter alongside Roethlisberger's.
 
2022-10-02 2:27:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: Ugh, since this is on friggin' broadcast, I gotta sit through all the political ads my Sinclair-owned NBC affiliate wants to play.


I keep getting "The Demmycrat running for your state's Senate seat is a POLITICIAN and LIBERAL, and I quote, "IS COMING FOR YOU!" Then they repeat that FW:fw:Fw horseshiat about hiring a billion new IRS agents to audit the entire middle class.

It inspired me to add a countdown to when this election will be over to my countdown app.
 
2022-10-02 2:28:03 PM  
Tire wear?  More like tire where, amirite?
 
2022-10-02 2:31:01 PM  
3 wide is not safe
 
2022-10-02 2:31:04 PM  
The little one.
 
2022-10-02 2:31:15 PM  
Spinhouse dumps Burton
 
2022-10-02 2:31:21 PM  
The 550 package strikes again.
 
2022-10-02 2:31:29 PM  
BIG 'UN 1.O
 
2022-10-02 2:31:38 PM  
Little 'un while I was fixing a PB&J

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2022-10-02 2:32:05 PM  
Of course I went to the garage to check laundry and misses the fun
 
2022-10-02 2:32:22 PM  
The 5 is going straight. Grrrrr
 
2022-10-02 2:32:34 PM  
Took the air off the spoiler. Thanks Wrecky.
 
2022-10-02 2:32:40 PM  
Long stop for the 22
 
2022-10-02 2:32:50 PM  
Wrecky Spinhouse doing Wrecky Spinhouse things.
 
2022-10-02 2:33:13 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FWIW: My wife (mai waaaaif) swears by the Motos. She'll use other phones of she has to, but the Moto series is her idea of what is the best.


Ok.  I trust your waaaaif.  Done.  Thanks.

New phones are a pain in the ass but mine's going stupider every day..

Can't seem to lose the italics.  Computers are stupid.

 
2022-10-02 2:33:26 PM  
......and somewhere, somehow, Danica spins out because of this wreck.
 
2022-10-02 2:34:12 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ......and somewhere, somehow, Danica spins out because of this wreck.


Give old news a rest
 
2022-10-02 2:34:29 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ......and somewhere, somehow, Danica spins out because of this wreck.


And denies covid exists.
 
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