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(WKYC Cleveland)   Mustard finally cuts the mustard   (wkyc.com) divider line
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507 clicks; posted to Sports » on 02 Oct 2022 at 6:25 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-10-02 8:11:54 AM  
It really should be a Bertman's or Ballpark costume. Let the Cleveland fights begin.
 
2022-10-02 8:13:42 AM  
Will it relish in victory because the other competitors couldn't ketchup?
 
2022-10-02 8:36:37 AM  
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2022-10-02 8:39:51 AM  
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2022-10-02 9:07:56 AM  
They copied this from the Washington Nationals who had a similar race of presidents.  They even had Teddy Roosevelt never win a race until he finally won in 2012.  The problem is where do you go from here now that mustard wins the race?  Two wins?!
 
2022-10-02 10:15:00 AM  
Almost as dramatic as Spiral Ham finally shedding his glorious inability to go forward and not only winning his first race on the twenty-seventh try but winning it with the fastest time ever on that legendary track. It was a true miracle on Easter and it is why they play the game, folks.

What a video. What a moment. This is why we love sports

Mustard will never inspire a video of his many failings set to obnoxiously loud and stupid music. Spiral Ham, though? He earned it.

Yellow mustard is so offensively inoffensively bland that it constitutes an atrocity but brown mustard/Stadium Mustard is a delight.
 
2022-10-02 10:59:30 AM  

LordBeavis: They copied this from the Washington Nationals who had a similar race of presidents.  They even had Teddy Roosevelt never win a race until he finally won in 2012.  The problem is where do you go from here now that mustard wins the race?  Two wins?!


The Brewers were doing the sausage races before this recent incarnation of the nationals existed.
 
2022-10-02 11:21:00 AM  

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Apparently, they let the road team sideline reporters run a race if they want to. The reporter said the chorizo w/ the sombrero is almost 10 extra lbs heavier.
 
2022-10-02 12:11:22 PM  

thesharkman: Will it relish in victory because the other competitors couldn't ketchup?


take your funny and think about what you've done
 
2022-10-02 12:51:43 PM  
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2022-10-02 1:17:58 PM  
Who cares. When mustard finally cuts the cheese, I'll be excited.
 
2022-10-02 1:22:34 PM  
Only Cleveland would let Ketchup be the dominant condiment in the Hot Dog races.
 
2022-10-02 2:07:07 PM  
Pardon me, but no love for Grey poupon?
 
2022-10-03 2:05:15 AM  

Random Celebrity Insult Generator: LordBeavis: They copied this from the Washington Nationals who had a similar race of presidents.  They even had Teddy Roosevelt never win a race until he finally won in 2012.  The problem is where do you go from here now that mustard wins the race?  Two wins?!

The Brewers were doing the sausage races before this recent incarnation of the nationals existed.


I figured.  There are no original ideas left.  I've seen some pretty good ones over the years.  I just don't think that dressing up four people to race around the stadium is one that is particularly good.
 
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