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(Good Morning America)   As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could soar   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Influenza, Bird, Avian influenza, Influenza pandemic, turkey costs, Grocery store, American Farm Bureau Federation, Supermarket  
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508 clicks; posted to Food » on 02 Oct 2022 at 5:45 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-10-01 9:31:56 PM  
WKRP Turkey Drop
Youtube BGFtV6-ALoQ

WKRP trifecta in play.
2022-10-01 10:10:53 PM  
I saw a turkey fall out of a tree once

/The branch it landed on broke under its fat ass
2022-10-02 1:14:32 AM  
"Think about getting a frozen burger rather than a fresh turkey this year. Ways to really stretch that dollar and so that we can all be together but still have that traditional Thanksgiving dinner."

If you're having the frozen burger, you're not having the "traditional Thanksgiving dinner."
2022-10-02 6:17:45 AM  
If we start talking about how turkey prices are going to go up this year, people will rush out and buy turkeys so we can raise the price of turkeys which will show that the price of turkeys is going up this year so we can raise the pri....
2022-10-02 8:13:00 AM  
Too bad the farmers who raised those birds aren't going to see any of those profits.
2022-10-02 9:16:04 AM  
frig that noise. it's HAM this year
2022-10-02 9:17:15 AM  
After moving three years ago, we downsized from a large turkey to a turkey breast. At this point, I'd be fine with a Costco chicken.
2022-10-02 9:39:27 AM  
Turkeys can soar, at least on a ballistic trajectory.

A couple years ago, my family realized that doing the whole turkey thing was a huge pain in the ass and none of us really like that shiat anyway, so we do all the sides and have some ham.
2022-10-02 12:50:39 PM  
With inflation at a near 40-year high, retail food prices were up 11.4% in August

January Headline: Turkey producers report record profits.

"inflation" is good for business, I guess.
2022-10-02 4:09:05 PM  
Sigh... It's "As a God is my witness," folks. The word "as" doesn't make any sense there, even when making fun of the numerous times it's been misquoted on FARK.
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