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2022-10-01 8:23:24 PM  
Police said male moose are actively trying to find mates at this time of year, "thus sometimes finding themselves in awfully peculiar spots."

Cut the crap officer...
That young horny bull moose was trying to f*ck that fence! WASN'T HE?!
It's a gud thing they just cut the fence.
Mööse diks kan be prettî nastî...
 
2022-10-01 8:38:52 PM  
A møøse once bit my sister's fence
 
2022-10-01 10:00:31 PM  
Approves:


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2022-10-01 10:01:37 PM  
That trick never works
 
2022-10-01 11:15:35 PM  
Mentally picturing a moose flipping off a slatted chair.
 
2022-10-01 11:17:41 PM  
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Look at the size of that f*ckin moose knuckle!
Even Rocky's having second thoughts...
 
2022-10-02 2:11:21 AM  
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2022-10-02 2:25:20 AM  
Missing an antler too. Lol poor guy seems to live in the danger zone.
 
2022-10-02 2:34:28 AM  
A moose once got his nuts caught in my sister's slatted chair.
 
2022-10-02 2:45:09 AM  
Bravo, subby.
 
2022-10-02 2:54:35 AM  
"Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "
 
2022-10-02 2:59:54 AM  
Good thing his stepbrother didn't find him in that very vulnerable position.
 
2022-10-02 3:12:10 AM  

Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "


...a pickle...
 
2022-10-02 3:16:57 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...


And all we lost was a free cat along the way.
 
2022-10-02 3:20:42 AM  

Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.


Only a few people got a bar towel..

/I did not get one...
 
2022-10-02 3:30:16 AM  

Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "


... you'll get over it...
 
2022-10-02 3:31:29 AM  
I am an ifio5 who would rush to the aide of most animals in need. I have no idea what I would do here. Need a fork lift and a tranquilizer gun. I have neither.
 
2022-10-02 3:34:23 AM  
I've seen that look the moose is giving.

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2022-10-02 3:57:49 AM  
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I miss the mating behaviour of Space Moose
 
2022-10-02 4:35:03 AM  
I guess the moose decided to rewards his liberators by not murdering them.

Good on him.
 
2022-10-02 5:12:18 AM  

SumoJeb: Missing an antler too. Lol poor guy seems to live in the danger zone.


This moose makes bad decisions.
 
2022-10-02 5:20:00 AM  

Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.


And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...
 
2022-10-02 6:29:44 AM  
Moose once neglected to tell me Wally World was closed.
 
2022-10-02 6:51:23 AM  

Mad Canadian: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

Only a few people got a bar towel..

/I did not get one...


But the hot cocoa sampler was delicious, right?
 
2022-10-02 7:01:16 AM  

tjsands1118: I am an ifio5 who would rush to the aide of most animals in need. I have no idea what I would do here. Need a fork lift and a tranquilizer gun. I have neither.


Looks like all the fire department needed was a cordless sawzall and a metal blade. And an escape route in case the guy decided to take his embarrassment out on them.
 
2022-10-02 7:02:13 AM  

Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?" [...]


I need proper authorization for that.
 
2022-10-02 8:26:20 AM  
Thought this was gonna be another trapped in the slatted lawn chair naked thread. It turned out to be the National Geographic version, so I was close.
 
2022-10-02 8:30:43 AM  

Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...


And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...
 
2022-10-02 9:10:09 AM  

KingKauff: Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...

And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...


DoZ wedding invitation...
 
2022-10-02 9:41:56 AM  

Recoil Therapy: KingKauff: Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...

And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...

DoZ wedding invitation...


Lest we forget, epic boobie threads...
 
2022-10-02 9:59:46 AM  
that's quite the conundrum.
 
Boe [OhFark]
2022-10-02 10:17:29 AM  

KingKauff: Recoil Therapy: KingKauff: Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...

And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...

DoZ wedding invitation...

Lest we forget, epic boobie threads...


And a streetlight
 
2022-10-02 10:34:33 AM  
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2022-10-02 10:42:49 AM  

Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "


You forgot Goldenface.
 
2022-10-02 10:44:47 AM  

SumoJeb: Missing an antler too. Lol poor guy seems to live in the danger zone.


Don't care. Had sex.
 
2022-10-02 4:36:13 PM  

Boe: KingKauff: Recoil Therapy: KingKauff: Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...

And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...

DoZ wedding invitation...

Lest we forget, epic boobie threads...

And a streetlight


And Quinn's shrine...where we all realized exactly how deplorable we all are.
 
2022-10-02 5:03:24 PM  

SarcasticFark: Boe: KingKauff: Recoil Therapy: KingKauff: Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...

And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...

DoZ wedding invitation...

Lest we forget, epic boobie threads...

And a streetlight

And Quinn's shrine...where we all realized exactly how deplorable we all are.


And a crying James  Van Der Beek
 
2022-10-02 5:38:22 PM  

The Ice Queen: SarcasticFark: Boe: KingKauff: Recoil Therapy: KingKauff: Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...

And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...

DoZ wedding invitation...

Lest we forget, epic boobie threads...

And a streetlight

And Quinn's shrine...where we all realized exactly how deplorable we all are.

And a crying James  Van Der Beek


And the trouble encountered when the oil hit the anus ...

And the UFO masquerading as a streetlight ...
 
2022-10-02 6:36:59 PM  

Boe: KingKauff: Recoil Therapy: KingKauff: Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...

And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...

DoZ wedding invitation...

Lest we forget, epic boobie threads...

And a streetlight


I'd tell you what I remember, but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2022-10-02 7:08:41 PM  
Hoots Mon There's A Moose Loose Aboot This Hoose - Lord Rockingham's XI
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2022-10-03 2:01:05 AM  
If it wasn't for that moose I wouldn't have spent that night in park.
 
2022-10-03 10:13:54 AM  

exparrot: Boe: KingKauff: Recoil Therapy: KingKauff: Robinfro: Theeng: Gyrfalcon: Pfighting Polish: "Daddy, tell me about how your favorite website got started?"

"Well, it all began with a squirrel. Then there was a guy stuck in a chair, and an old picture of a guy who said 'Ha Ha', and a guy covered with mustard, and a looter, and a principal who was caught sayof, and a girl on a dolphin, and ... "

...a pickle...

And all we lost was a free cat along the way.

And a couple of skunk sprayed pork chops...

And a cat with lipstick on its butt hole...

DoZ wedding invitation...

Lest we forget, epic boobie threads...

And a streetlight

I'd tell you what I remember, but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.



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